Do bad things yourself and talk about your mood.

1. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

2. Don't comfort me when you leave me, because every sewing will also meet the pain of puncture.

I love you for three minutes, but I always forget everything, but I remember you so clearly.

I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value.

When I was five years old, my mother told me that the key to life is happiness. After school, people ask me what I want to be when I grow up, and I write down happiness. They told me that I misunderstood the topic, and I told them that they misunderstood life.

6. Even if you are angry, you can't help caring about you. This is the person who really loves you.

7. Girls are fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, rogue in front of girlfriends and prude in front of boyfriends.

8. At first, we pretended to understand with confusion; Later, we played dumb and understood.

9. Don't say I've changed. I just know how others treat me, so I have to treat others as well.

10. I always feel that changing seats is the end of an era, the demise of a nation, the destruction of a tribe and the movement of a base area.

1 1. People are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.

12. In fact, it is not easy to do Taobao. Today, I received a pathetic message from a friend: Come and buy it, or eat it all! ! !

13. ten years is good to sing but hard to walk, and ten years is good to listen to and difficult to walk.

14. Although our school is poor and there is no air conditioning in the classroom, we have never been stingy with monitoring.

15. Afraid of losing, so afraid of having; Afraid of cheating, so I can't believe it; I am afraid of being seen through, so I have been pretending; I want to be strong, so I have been trying to be brave; I don't want to give up, so I have been insisting; I don't want to cry, so I always pretend to laugh; I don't want to be left behind, so I'd rather be alone; Don't want to be bound by the past, so choose to forget the past; I don't want to say goodbye, so I'd rather not meet.

16. Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% people are happy to hear.

17. It's not terrible to leave you. The terrible thing is that I want to put away my dependence on you.

18. Good love makes you see the whole world through one person, while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.

19. People who can talk a lot about healing must have huge wounds.

20. Loving someone is actually very simple. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

If you live, you will die sooner or later.

1, there are thousands of men in Qian Qian, and I have to change them every day.

2. A friend's wife can't bully you to sleep.

3. I have become an immortal, please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal!

Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

If my sister goes crazy one day, please tell others that my sister is a lady.

6.-Seeing you is like seeing small vegetables that are about to go down in the market, a handful of fifty cents.

7. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

8, people are iron, fan is steel, and they don't pretend to panic for a day.

9. Looking at the beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

10, boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.

1 1, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

12, I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

13, who did you make that expression with? . (This article comes from a little market network) I owe you a loan due or something.

14. If you hang up, please burn me a sister.

15, ask what the world is like, only ask people to mop their clothes,

16, my mother said that if anyone bothered me while I was playing games, I would give him a bottle of Fuyanjie.

17, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money and not pay it back.

18. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

19 and 20 1 1, build elevators for Everest, tile the Great Wall, wear gloves for flies and masks for mosquitoes.

20. You look "Please come and scold me".

2 1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother.

22. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

23. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

24. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart!

25. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

26. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives or universities or churches!

27. Shanglian: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, egg prices have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, and drug prices have gone up. This one has gone up, and that one has gone up. How to get a word up? Go up and go up. The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China!

28. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.

29. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; Not sleeping at 4 am is not death; Do you often live a shameless and desperate life? !

30. You don't want beauty or money. What do you want? !

3 1, living will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

32. She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.

33. There is a kind of crash called incorrect password input, a kind of panic called account login in different places, a kind of feeling called invisibility, a kind of misunderstanding called human-computer offline, and a kind of loss that you don't have access rights!

34. Good night: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, besides, each letter represents a word, that is, I love you, love you-I love you, love you!

35, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour the water yourself, you cut the bread yourself, and you tell me I love you!

36. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong!

37, (China standard line between the rich and the poor, are you poor? The following are the super-rich with annual income (1): more than 50 million yuan; (2) the richest man:1000-50 million yuan; (3) having money: 3 3- 10/00000 yuan; (4) the rich:1-3 million yuan; (5) High income: 300- 1 10,000 yuan; (6) Middle class: 1.5-0.3 million yuan; (7) Low yield: 8- 1.5 million yuan; (8) Poor population: 30,000-80,000 yuan; (9) Very poor:1-30,000 yuan; (10) is very poor: 5000- 1 000 yuan. Are you poor?

38. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are still alive. He should be dead.

39. A trip to Shenzhou is ok for me. I don't have to pay to see if you can do it.

40. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

4 1, the loneliness of one person, the fault of two people, why do you choose me when you love TA? !

42. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill!

43. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to enter sogou!

You can say all the good things, but don't do all the bad things.

1, a lot of words, shallow and not touching, I don't believe it.

2, don't expect everyone to like you, it is impossible, let most people like it is already a successful performance.

Life is not perfect. If you find a problem, start over. If there is no chance to start again, let it sink into the ocean of time forever.

Being a man, you can do all the good things, but don't do all the bad things.

You don't need a reason to tell the truth, but you need a reason to tell a lie.

6. The first youth is given by God; The second youth is self-made.

7. The most painful thing is that you can't cry a tear, and the deepest loneliness is standing in the crowd speechless.

8. spoony people always pretend to be deaf and dumb, and heartless people always remain indifferent.

9. It is not necessarily a true friend who will always be by your side, but a true friend will definitely be by your side when you are in trouble.

Women are made of water. Don't be too cold to her.

1, don't promise forever, love me one day at a time.

It's better to have loved someone so much than to be numb all my life and have no spark with anyone. I have loved, warmed and been happy. Even if I am not cherished by the people I love, there is still sweetness in regret and happiness, right? After all, love is not necessarily a matter for two people. Those days of secretly loving him are a person's growth and a person's complete love.

3. Being young means being crazy, beautiful and wonderful. You should follow your intuition. Only by doing can there be right or wrong, and only by experiencing can there be memories.

I didn't miss you very deliberately, because I knew I should be grateful when I met you, and I needed to let go when I passed by. I just think of you in many, many small moments. For example, a movie, a song, a lyric, a road and countless moments to close your eyes.

If you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. You can't help thinking about his goodness, remembering the time you spent with him, doing something for him and caring about everything about him. Similarly, you can feel whether he loves you or not, and this feeling is quite true and accurate. You don't have to lie to yourself, let alone force yourself. If you really can't, you must learn to turn around.

6. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend. Time goes by, whether you like it or not, you will always get used to thinking of you, and then I hope you are all right. We met at the wrong time and parted at the right time. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the most profound thing is the most true feelings.

7. You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

8. Women are made of water. Don't be too cold to her. Once it freezes below zero, it will frostbite you.

9. Among the 26 letters, the letter H is the most beautiful because it connects two parallel lines.

10, you can't make oranges, just squeeze yourself dry and throw it away. You should be a fruit tree, spring flowers and autumn fruits, which flourish every year. Love is like this. That's what the workplace is like.

1 1, love is not the first sweetness, but it will never give up after the prosperity.

12. Love, cherish, forgive, come on. Because there is always a "loss" watching.

13, in fact, love is not about finding a perfect person. Is to learn to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes.

14, people should make things warmer than summer and more energetic than spring with like-minded people while they are young. Everything else, ignore it!

15, one day you will thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you loved deeply but ignored you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one. Remember, never waste a minute for someone who doesn't love you.

16, every girl has her own greatness. You don't need anyone to prove your Excellence. Because the greatest beauty of a woman is independence.

17, love is actually a habit. You are used to having him in life, and he is used to having you in life. I don't feel anything when I have it, but once I lose it, it's like losing everything.

18, life is like this. Keep your feet on yourself and go straight ahead until you turn the scenery you yearn for into a place you have passed.

19, I'm afraid that the old man is not afraid of the long road. Live with love, happiness and dreams.

20. I love you so much that I ignore myself. I trust you enough to doubt myself.