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Everyone smiled and translated it into classical Chinese.

1. "People laugh at me for being crazy, from Taohua Temple in Tang Bohu in the Ming Dynasty!

Peach blossom temple song

Bohu, Tang Ming

Taohuawu Taohua Temple, Taohuaguan Taohuaxian;

Peach Fairy cultivates peach trees and picks them to sell wine.

When I wake up, I just sit in front of the flowers, and when I am drunk, I come to sleep under the flowers;

Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers bloom year after year.

I would rather die of old age than bow before horses and chariots;

Cars and horses are rich and interesting, and hops are poor.

If wealth is compared with the poor, one is in peace and the other is in heaven;

If I am poor, I will have to drive away my leisure time.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for watching * * *;

There are no graves of Hao Jie in Wuling, no flowers, no wine, and no hoes to plow the fields.

Explanation:

Wulingyuan Wuling, named after the five tombs built here by the Western Han Dynasty. In the ninth year of Emperor Gaozu (BC 198), Liu Bang accepted the advice of Liu Jing, a doctor, and moved 2,000 stone officials, rich people and heroes from kanto region into Guanzhong to serve Changling, and built Changling County near the cemetery for immigrants to live in. Later, Emperor Gaozu Liu Ying was in Jian 'an Mausoleum, Emperor Jing of Han Dynasty was building Yangling Mausoleum, Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty was building Maoling Mausoleum, and Emperor Zhao of Han Dynasty was in Jianping Mausoleum, all of which followed suit and successively built Jian 'an Mausoleum, Yangling Mausoleum, Maoling Mausoleum and Heping Mausoleum near the Mausoleum.

"I didn't see the tomb of Hao Jie in Wuling. There were no flowers, no wine and no hoes." It means: although heroes in history were once brilliant, there are no graves now, and they can only be used as farmland. How can I be as free and easy as Tang Yin, drinking by flowers?

Heroes in the Five Tombs refer to.

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2. Translate a few words of classical Chinese ~ ~ ~ Please help. "Everyone laughed." The house was full of laughter: "Only your husband, everyone called him a busy man in the Song Dynasty, may not be able to herd cattle." Only your husband, everyone called him a busy man in the Song Dynasty, may not be able to herd cattle, so everyone called you Luo Yin. His ambition was as big as Luo Yin's, so he got the name. He was appointed to Zhengzhou, when Song Yanyun was a festival. Yanyun is busy with fine print, and Yanyun is drunk. He asked, "What is the name Luo Yin gave everyone?" Yes, I said, "How about being an official and writing poems?" One person replied: "Beizhi likes to write poems on weekdays, and hit the nail on the head and said:" Because there is a banquet, I plan to give it to you at the moment. Knowing its harm and feeling it, make the book thank it. "Knowing the loss is great anger." "Qin stood up slowly and responded.

Yan Yun said, "Otherwise, the cover will be as light as Luo Yin's ear and the drink will be as strong, so I ask everyone. )

Li Zhi's poetic style is almost the same as yours. "Knowing defeat is furious:" Why do you call me Luo Yin? "Yan Yun said," Otherwise, Gai is as light as Luo Yin's ear, and he will attend the banquet. He said sharply that he was afraid that two Rory officials would never come again. "In the dry blessing, there are often courtiers who send envoys back and give gifts of soil, which is not surprising.

I urgently need the translation of ancient Chinese. Thank you for having a young and attractive upstart who was admired by powerful people in the nobility and ordered a dozen servants to praise him to the sky. Teenagers have fun and don't give up their duties. Upon arrival, the viewer is blocked. After a while, the man in purple came out and said, "jane doe is not ugly, but he is a gentleman." The young man bowed his thanks and said, "I am poor, so I am lucky." How about going home at night and trying to discuss it with your wife? " Everyone laughed and dispersed.

There is a scholar who has just been admitted. He is quite handsome and deeply loved by aristocratic authorities. He ordered a dozen servants to push him to his mansion. Teenagers readily accept it. They do not refuse to be shy. When we arrived, the people watching were very crowded. After talking, a nobleman came out and said, "I only have one daughter, and she looks ok." How about marrying you? " The boy bent down and refused, saying, "I am very lucky to climb a noble relative from a poor family." How about going home and discussing with your wife? " Everyone left with a smile.

4. Classical Chinese translation: There is a god whose face is red, his eyes are square and his face is engraved with strange patterns.

It stood in the middle of the avenue, and the stench spread far away. Everyone worships, prays sincerely, and some people nag.

I looked at it and said, "What kind of god is this?" They said, "It's not what you know." I went to ask God, and God told me his name.

I smiled and said, "I have heard of your name. That's what you are. Why are you so excited? " God said, "I have traveled all over the world, and no one is afraid of me, and no one dares to be disrespectful." You nag when you see me. Anything to say? "I said," I count your crimes. It will really melt you. Your poison will not end, you will be cut off, and your disaster will be saved. "

God was angry and said, "you are a child, so you can't sympathize." Today, you accidentally insulted me in public! And my credit is widely distributed at home and abroad. If it weren't for me, people would be worried and embarrassed.

I avoided one or two arrogant people, and other princes and nobles tirelessly admired me, making eye contact and watching. And ordinary people, no one is unwilling to die for me.

And I, as collateral, haven't changed hands yet, and I have a long experience, which is not bad. Those who love me come here, and those who don't love me thank you. Don't come here.

What can I ask for in this world? The world wants something from me, so officials will not be happy without me; Businessmen cannot live without me; Communication without me is not favored; Articles have no value without me; Relatives are not harmonious without me.

I am the only one alive and the only one dead. Therefore, the county magistrate has ordered that stealing from me is forbidden, and looking for me is haggling over every ounce.

Honestly distinguish the advantages and disadvantages and examine the trend of gains and losses. What makes you say that? Please go back. I won't see you again. "

I said, "That's it. I try to put it simply: once upon a time, there was a beginning of life, and people were ignorant. For thousands of years, they cultivated fields and dug wells, dressed and ate, and the world was at peace. Did you exist then? Since you appeared, you have controlled the law of value, divided the name of weight, set the appearance of Fiona Fang (money is inside, money is outside), circulated among people, bewitched and disturbed people's thoughts, and all kinds of disputes and troubles came. At this time, vulgar people's eyes look at things with you, and traitors' hands are manipulated by you.

Some people drag a whip for mercy and sweat like rain to have each other with you. If not, you will set up tricks, take risks, risk your life and take chances, harm others and yourself, and use each other, so that you will cheat on the track, kill cattle (killing cattle is a big crime in agricultural society), rob tombs, gather together, gamble, and be a thief.

Even the gains and losses of officials, political affairs are all based on bribery, broken bones and bone marrow, devouring each other, and the number of people who died at your hands in the world is countless. The figurines carved like clay figurines are self-righteous, but they just wear clothes and hats to become the devil wears Prada.

Sheep resent the greedy marauders like wolves for arbitrarily occupying the property of the poor and lonely, and the things you have done to help others are endless. After plundering, it was sealed up, bolted and locked, and calmly hidden in the home of the villain robber, brewing disputes, hiding evil, avoiding integrity and leaning towards evil.

Being a benevolent person, although diligent, is depressed, unable to be at ease, with worse cultivation and more embarrassing education. And you travel around the world, reversing heroes and destroying the world, just fumigating the world with your stench.

When you feel this smell, it will accumulate into a confusing disease. When you see money envy, you will hear the idea of money, and you will get the happiness of money and the sadness of losing it. Possessor and proletarians are unfair. Greed and meanness come one after another, which blocks righteousness and obscures the light, so that the whole world has no direction to struggle, only you follow. "

God said, "you are right, but my truth is that you can make me a god." Your wisdom is not enough to understand it? " So he laughed on his back, bowed his head and stepped back, looked around, raised his hand and said goodbye, and everyone left with it. Feeling: So people say: Money is not everything, and you can't do anything without money.

Philosophers have something to say: a gentleman loves money and takes it wisely. Money stinks and is practical.

What is the money in the world? As long as it is enough. Copper coin was originally tasteless, but greed gave it a bad smell: "the way of man, ... makes up for the shortage"! Greed is the bad root of people, and contentment can make you happy.