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Talk about the mood of newly bought things

1, saving money depends on chopping hands, and going to work on time depends on disconnecting the network.

2. I just took an oath, and then I went shopping in Taobao, so now I'm looking at prosthetic limbs on Taobao.

3, impulse is the devil, and then bought a chop and chop! Although pickpockets keep telling themselves, if there is no good financial management and shopping plan, it is estimated that this year will fall into a vicious circle of impulsiveness, laziness, regret and impulsiveness.

4. After numerous chop hands, I'm Guanyin with a thousand hands now.

I lost 700 in the bullfight the day before yesterday, 800 yesterday, and lost 1200 today, which means I didn't know anything a month ago. I can only fight landlords and play mahjong. And I just know the level of the rules, and now everything will be fine. God, stew has always prided himself on his concentration, and now stew is going to show it.

6. After being woken up by the sound of decoration at noon, I saw my wife's double twelve-handed WeChat, read the bills of Taobao shopping and credit card running list in the past year, and thought of the salary just paid. It seems that there is not much left after changing the credit card, so I wrote a sentence on the Weibo.

7. The pickpocket party has made a lot of efforts, and scammers should keep pace with the times and explore new means of income generation, and various big moves will follow. Online shopping refund fraud has become the fourth hobby of scammers besides entertainment variety, pretending to be a landlord and gambling fraud.

8. Tell Shuang 1 1 to pick up the party. When I am busy, I feel that I don't lack anything. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing. Good morning, children's shoes!

9. Double 1 1 Chop Hands Festival, you have to do something. So 7 laps, 6km42 6. The condition is gradually improving, and so is his knee, but Xiong Haizi always walks, holding him for a long time is harmful to his knee.

10, Double 1 1 Shopping Festival and Singles' Day have been mixed together. I just want to ask, did you chop your hand today? Anyway, I'm almost defeated. I'm going to drink porridge for a month.

1 1, double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before you chop your hands.

12, I don't have a pair of girls like 1 1. Please keep them, dear. After all, it is virtuous.

13, don't forget that you are going to see the idol dog at the base camp and concert. Double 1 1 chop hands.

14, cold weather, double 1 1, hands-free, really suitable for turning on the air conditioner.