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Have you ever traveled to Hainan with a group?

At the beginning of July 2005, a group of 17 people traveled to Hainan. In order to avoid spending too much time at the shopping spots designated by the travel agency, we chose the pure play group. The specific itinerary is as follows (provided by the travel agency):

D 1: Shanghai Pudong to Haikou, female soldier statue, Asian style garden (including), tropical botanical garden (including), Boao site, you can enjoy the performance of red artists at your own expense in the evening and live in hot springs.

D2: Tea performance of Fenjiezhou Island (including boat tickets), mysterious indigenous tribes (including), Donghai, Licun Miao Village (including), Luhuitou Park, Tiguan's most beautiful crown and Sanya Lijingwan sea view room.

D3: The ends of the earth (inclusive), caves of all sizes (self-care) and Nanshan Cultural Park (including vegetarian restaurant and battery car) are as above.

D4: Yalong Bay Beach, Dongshanling (as a gift), local specialty store, Wanquanhe bamboo rafting (including) living in Haikou.

D5: After breakfast, end a pleasant trip to Hainan and fly from Haikou to Pudong, Shanghai.

The final price is 2 170 yuan/person, including air ticket 1360 yuan/person (including 100 airport construction fee).

Finally, according to our arrival time and other factors, the specific itinerary is adjusted as follows:

D 1: Shanghai Pudong to Haikou, tropical botanical garden, enjoy the performance of red artists at your own expense in the evening, and stay at the hot spring Xinglong Jinye Taoyuan Resort.

D2: Tea performance at Asian Style Garden, Fenjiezhou Island, Mysterious Indigenous Tribes, Licun Miao Village, Yalong Bay Beach, the most beautiful crown of Tiguan, and the sea view room in Lijingwan, Sanya.

D3: Big and small caves (never visited), Nanshan Cultural Park, Tianya Haijiao and Luhuitou Park.

D4: Dongshanling, local products store, Boao site, female soldier statue, Wanquanhe bamboo raft rafting.

D5: After breakfast, end the trip to Hainan and fly from Haikou to Pudong, Shanghai.

On 5th, our plane (HNA) departed from Pudong International Airport at 1 1: 05, and arrived in meilan airport at around 14: 00. We left the airport smoothly and got on the air-conditioned bus (car number Joan A09398) arranged by the travel agency, which was about 16: 00.

Botanical Garden has a special guide to explain, know a lot of tropical plants, gain a lot of knowledge, gain a lot, and finally drink free tea (of course, they only use it for promotion) instead of buying tea.

/kloc-around 0/7: 20, we paid RMB, and the tour guide began to promote the performance of red artists in the car. In order to see the performance earlier, we didn't go to the amorous feelings garden, but went to eat and went back to the hotel. In order to let everyone go to the show, the tour guide said that there was nothing wrong with not going to see it, saying that the swimming pool water in the hotel would only be changed once every few days, and the hot spring pool would be soaked until the evening 10 (what theory). No one knows whether this is true or not. For this reason, some people dare not go swimming even if they don't, and finally eight people went to see the performance.

People who are optimistic about the comeback commented that the performance of the red artist is still remarkable, and the host is really glib. This kind of performance is sometimes vulgar and sometimes elegant, which can cater to the tastes of audiences at different levels. Ticket price 150 yuan/person (the cheapest one seen online is 130 yuan/person).

Those who didn't go (such as me) first went to Xinglong (small, no shopping) and then went back to the hotel. The hotel can play table tennis and table tennis (relatively simple), swim and soak in hot springs for free. The swimming pool is not as disgusting as the tour guide said, but it is quite clean. Later, many people went swimming in the water, and I used all these free facilities, which was quite good.

Get up at 6: 00, start eating breakfast at 6: 30, and arrive at the Asian Style Garden at 7: 15.

Whether you go to this amorous feelings garden or not, there is a small crocodile (much better in the zoo), a lazy python (also in the zoo) and a pond (it looks ordinary, unless you jump down to verify it, you can't see anything unusual). The rest are stalls selling things. I bought an island suit and a hat, and 20 yuan (basically didn't make a counter-offer, because I thought it was normal. Perhaps the most unforgettable thing is that everyone bought a golden coconut for 3 yuan each (it is said), and few people like the taste.

This place is not recommended unless you want to buy equipment, and Sanya is full of equipment, and the price is similar.

At 7: 50, we left the amorous feelings garden and set out for Fenjiezhou Island. On the way, the tour guide promoted diving, because going to the amorous feelings garden delayed the time. There were already many people when we went to the island. We have 1 1 people involved in reef diving in 300 yuan.

What impressed me most about diving was waiting, getting dressed and so on. After the trainer explained, I went to the diving place by boat or waited. You have to wait 1 many hours when wearing diving shoes to tie lead. Finally, it was my turn. When I got into the water, the coach had to teach me again. This is the most unbearable thing for me. Just hold my nose and inflate it. I was very tired when I first came down.

After diving, we went to the seaside several times, and it was time for the tour guide to feel the island completely, so I suggested not diving, but to feel the island. There are many places to dive.

1 1: 45 to eat in Lingshui, 12: 50 to leave for savage valley. On the way, the tour guide promoted the evening seafood dinner 130 yuan/person (we included the meal fee, so we deducted the meal fee from 150) and 18 dishes.

13: 20, savage valley savages (really) jumped out on the road to scare you. I was unprepared at first, and my feet were a little soft with fear. I spent 3 yuan to buy something to wear on my head (useless, it doesn't matter if I don't buy it), watched some performances, and took many photos with savages (they like taking pictures very much). Some men in the group were pulled up to participate in the savage's "marriage".

Out of savage valley, next to Li Village Miao Village, the tour guide said in advance that we would spend money. We didn't spend money, but this place gave me a really bad feeling. To put it bluntly, it is a place to sell things, and you have to pay for anything you want to see. We took a quick look and came out.

/kloc-arrive at Yalong Bay Beach at 0/5: 30. The tour guide said not to go into the water, so I walked on the beach, but everyone felt sorry because the beach was so beautiful and the water was clear. Only I was wearing a bathing suit, so I played in the water for a while. I am the only one who is bored and needs money to dilute it. I didn't find a place to dilute, so I just wore clothes. Tell the truth. It is recommended to stay in Yalong Bay for one night. Staying too long is boring and expensive. There is a hotel here, which is inconvenient and expensive.

16: 20, the tour guide said we would come back before, because what's the point of walking by the sea and watching people play in the sea? Set out to see the tea culture, after all, is to promote tea, coconut fairy brand tea.

Volcano Ilex kudingcha 100 yuan/125g Wuzhishan Xuecha 60 yuan/100g Languiren 100 yuan /200g

Then I went to eat. In a restaurant in Sanya, nine people ate seafood, but we didn't eat it, so we finished it quickly. So we went to a messy street in the back and saw the first market. Later we learned that this is the famous first market. I bought 1 kg (3 yuan) rambutan, but I don't know the goods. After buying it for a long time, I finally said that there was not enough water.

Back to the hotel (Lijingwan), I handed in this hotel 100. The travel agency originally gave it to South China Hotel. This hotel is really nice, new and has a good environment. All the members praised the hotel. I stayed in the hotel swimming pool all night and took a walk on the beach. Unfortunately, I didn't see anything late.

So far, we are all very happy and the tour guide service is in place.

Get up at 6 o'clock on the 7th, and the guide on the bus said to go to 88 yuan/take care of yourself. When I talked to the travel agency, I said I wouldn't go to this place. If I talk to the travel agency and add 80 yuan/person, the tour guide says to give him some face, otherwise he can't explain. But in order to safeguard our own interests, I still say on behalf of everyone and the tour guide that we will not go and go directly to Nanshan. In this way, the schedule is not good, because it will be available at noon.

Nanshan is very big and new, and I can take a battery car (included in the tour fare), but Nanshan is also the place where I can't say anything. We only looked at the surface, but didn't see what was inside. Most of the time, we sit on the stool and wait for dinner until 10: 30 to eat vegetarian food on the first floor of Yuan. This self-help vegetarian food is not delicious at all, regardless of the taste, and the hygiene problem is also very serious. Although I didn't eat this dish, how can I ensure that there are no flies crawling in other dishes I eat? Anyway, one of our group members has a stomachache at night, and we estimate that this meal is the curse. Personally, I think the only delicious vegetarian dishes are bananas and steamed dumplings. In short, don't eat.

I came out from Nanshan very early, and decided to go to Tianya Haijiao and Luhuitou Park in the afternoon. On the way, the tour guide said that there are two routes to the ends of the earth, line A and line B. Line A is the old route, that is, it takes about 2 hours to see the stones engraved with the ends of the earth. Line B is a newly developed route, that is, two or three people take a boat to see the ends of the earth from the sea, just like watching the ends of the earth, but you can't go to Luhuitou Park by line B, but you can only go to Luhuitou Style Park. How about Luhuitou Park? Let everyone choose their own route.

At that time, everyone was very tired, and many people didn't want to go anywhere, just wanted to go back to the hotel (what a good hotel). Although I have repeatedly stressed that the online evaluation of Luhuitou Style Garden is very low, everyone agrees with Line B.. I felt very tired, too. I didn't want to go, so I chose the B line. It turns out that I made a huge mistake, which is also the biggest mistake in this trip.

The tour guide pointed out that there was something wrong with this route itself, because our trip was simply the A-line. (The travel agency originally gave me the B-line, so I talked to the travel agency based on the experience of netizens and changed it to the A-line. As a result, my efforts were all in vain: (), I didn't go through the ends of the earth, and I couldn't feel the feeling of the ends of the earth. We sunbathed by boat and saw the ends of the earth in 20 minutes. There are boatmen on board who keep pushing other stones with you (18 yuan/Stone, and you can also make a counter-offer to 10 yuan/Ship/Stone). If you say no, you will be ignored without a word. After going to the so-called amorous feelings garden, everything costs money, and there is nothing worth doing and seeing.

Four male compatriots in our party were cheated. It took 55 yuan to marry a Li girl to 70 yuan. The situation is this: our guide first disappeared without warning. The guide in the park said he wanted to see Li's wedding, and entered the door, saying that the man sat in the front and the woman sat in the back. He said to the lovers, take a break and continue to pull, and put on your clothes as soon as you sit in the front. Someone said in front that it costs 7749 yuan to experience the marriage customs of Li nationality, as if to ask your opinion, but in fact, you are not allowed to go at all, and then drink ... During this period, our tour guide came in to talk about 49 yuan, and I forgot to tell you (hey, you don't know this? And they don't give us a chance to disagree at all. Finally, the groom carried the bride into the bridal chamber. If you don't go in, you have to go in (in fact, you just go in and ask for money to let them leave the big army, and no one can help them). He paid 50 yuan, 1 yuan was not found. He even had the cheek to ask for a tip before letting you go. So I said it ranged from 55 to 70. This grievance, I read so many travel notes, avoided the trap of Li Village Miao Village, and finally fell in at this deer head.

So don't go to the park called Luhuitou. Instead, I went to Luhuitou Park and asked the travel agency to charter the ropeway. That's no problem.

It's early (I'll be back at the hotel before 3 o'clock). Actually, I can go diving at this time. I can find someone to reduce the price in Dadonghai, at least 100 yuan. I was swimming in the swimming pool in the sun and met the lifeguard. He told me that if he took us, 380 diving would only cost 250, and I could dive more time. It's a pity that I have already dived, otherwise I would definitely go.

Going to eat at night, the food in Hainan is terrible. It is said that because there are three seasons in a year, it is not good to grow too fast. After dinner, we went to downtown Sanya. In fact, this is against the will of the tour guide. We bought specialty products in the downtown area, but not in their designated place, so he tried his best to stop us, but it didn't work. We went shopping at will. Six of us went to the Spring Garden Seafood Plaza, where the drivers and netizens introduced us exactly the same. We repeatedly emphasized the spring garden seafood plaza, but they still took us to the fake spring garden. Unfortunately, we walked a lot. We didn't go to the Spring Garden, but we did 168. To tell the truth, it's not as good as we thought. A big factor is that there are few kinds to choose from and seafood is very expensive.

Lobster is over 100 kg (I forget how much).

Abalone 80 yuan/Jin (very small, I asked the abalone what's the difference, and he said all the big ones outside were fake).

Shrimp 25 yuan/Jin

20 yuan/kg of new prawns

Eriocheir sinensis 17 yuan/kg

Red-billed snail 9 yuan/Jin

Chicken leg snail 6 yuan/kg

Sea urchin 3 yuan/only

Wuzhishan potherb 3 yuan/a.

Oyster 1 .5 yuan/only.

Many of these prices are more expensive than Shanghai, including processing fees, such as wild vegetables, 7 yuan/serving. It doesn't feel very cheap, and the food is rough and not very delicious (at least what we ordered is not delicious).

I think it would be better to buy a belt in the first market, at least there is more room for choice, but the first market is short of gold and beams, about 1 gold and beams. You might as well bring your own scale, they will be honest.

After eating, we went to Pinmingge, a small storefront strongly recommended by a netizen, just below the Kirin Building. It's no use asking for directions. Passers-by (locals don't buy specialties) don't know about the tea house. Ask Kirin Building, and the proprietress of 168 will tell you how to get there. Similarly, Pinmingge will tell you how to get to Zhenchun Garden. The boss is Jude Zhong. They are a family-run shop.

Chunguang Fruit Cake 0.8 yuan /80g (Pack)

Coconut Sea brand instant coconut powder 10 yuan /340g (package) South China instant coconut powder 1 1 yuan /340g.

Nanguo Luzhou-flavor coconut powder 10 yuan /340g

Nanguo Coconut Milk Coffee Sugar 4 yuan /200g (bag)

Nanguo Coconut Milk Coffee 13 yuan /340g (package)

Changmao Super Shark's Fin 28 yuan/180g (exclusive store 76 yuan, Wanfulong 36 yuan).

After buying it, box it and pack it. Help us call a car back to the hotel (7 yuan).

Pinmingge Address: No.24 Hedong No.1 Road Tel: 0898-88365238 Boss Jude Zhong

Get up at 6: 30 on the 8th.

Arrived at Dongshanling around 9 o'clock, bought a one-way ropeway 20 yuan/person at the suggestion of the scenic spot guide, and went to a Chaoyin Temple halfway up the mountain for a free visa. Everyone who wants a visa will ask you to hire Gao Xiang 120 yuan/column, a bergamot or something, at least 100 yuan, of course, you don't have to ask. Anyway, I didn't enter the temple gate, and we ...

In the afternoon, I went to Qionghai to see the Boao meeting place. 50 yuan can go to Dai Yu Beach by boat without going to the meeting place. In short, there is nothing to see at the venue, and it is not clear what will happen to Dai Yu Beach.

Tiguan female soldier statue (is this a scenic spot? ) Go rafting in Wanquan River.

This rafting is not fun at all, because there are no rapids and rapids in Wanquan River, and there are no good scenery around. It's just that the river is very wide, and the bamboo raft is mainly pulled by the electric boat in front. Sitting on it can only be a water fight (buy his water gun 2 yuan/a small 5 yuan/a big one). It's boring without a water fight, which can't be compared with the drifting in Wuyishan.

Finally, we returned to Haikou. The tour guide said there were few fruits in Haikou, so he took us to a place selling fruits by the road. It's really too bad. Although some of his things are very cheap, he will try his best to make you buy some expensive ones. For example, I picked millet bananas (2 yuan/kg) and he asked me to buy Imperial bananas (8.5 yuan/kg). When buying egg mango (2.5 yuan), I want you to buy Australian mango (10 yuan/kg) and other expensive and big mangoes, and I have to buy papaya. The papaya in their family looks different from the outside, so they have authentic fruit papaya called pearl fruit, and there are many vegetables papaya outside. I don't remember because I didn't want to buy it. Anyway, what they recommend is very expensive. 10 Jin is about 2 Jin short, and they move very fast. Before you know it, they have planned to pack it for you. Fortunately, I insisted on using my own scale, but they didn't allow it. They say that our standards are not recognized, and theirs is the national standard. They also said, if you don't believe it, don't buy it ... it's ugly. I threw the fruit I worked so hard to grow there in a rage and left it alone. But there are still many people in our group who have been fooled.

After arriving in Haikou, we stayed at the Financial International Hotel for the last night. Not far from the hotel is Pearl Square, where there is Wanfulong Supermarket. I bought some 2.8 yuan/kg golden-eared mangoes which are very similar to egg mangoes (the young lady inside said that egg mangoes will be on the market at this time), as well as 4.25 kg mangosteen in apple mans, 2 yuan/kg and 3 yuan/kg 10 more coconuts.

On the roadside near Wanfulong, our group found some fruit stalls. 2.3 yuan/Jin of eggs and 6.5 yuan/Jin of mangosteen can be weighed by themselves. He also prepared two scales, which can also help you pack for free. Unfortunately, I didn't find them.

In this way, our trip to Hainan ended, during which some were happy and some were unhappy, but we should relax our snacks when traveling.

Some suggestions:

1. Bring more packs of paper towels (dry and wet). There is no need to roll barrels of paper or large packs of paper towels.

2. If you can negotiate a good route with the travel agency, you must include everything that appears on the travel itinerary (he also counts time for self-care items), and you can get a discount, otherwise you will pay for it yourself, which is more expensive.

3, let the tour guide give more free time, whether staying in a hotel (more than 4 stars) or going out for a stroll is happier than going to the scenic spot.

Don't be afraid that there is no fruit to buy in Haikou, and Haikou people still have to eat fruit. Not as much as Sanya at most. Of course, it is best to come back from Sanya and buy fruit in Sanya.

5. Of course, the electronic scale must be brought. If you don't take it, you must be mentally prepared. Everywhere 1 kg, the difference is about 2 liang.

6. Where can I buy an island suit? The price is 15 yuan/set (at the stall).

7 7. 10/It's no use buying a pot of shells in 0 yuan. If you like, you can hesitate a little. They will give you a lot of shells, all at the same price.

8. There are many mosquitoes there, and they are very powerful. Get ready.

9. It is most recommended that you travel by yourself, and the gains will definitely be greater than those of a group tour.

10, don't go to the scenic spots about the Li nationality. You know less about the Li nationality in those scenic spots than you read in a book. You have to watch out for traps from time to time. It's not worth the loss.