A tone quotation

1. What parts of your body have been praised for your nails? Aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! 2. I suddenly grab your hand after drinking too much and tell you that I like you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

3. If you meet Meng Po at Naiheqiao after your death and give you Meng Po Tang, what do you mean? It's fucking watered again

What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night?

How did you get the most unforgettable scar on your body? The cruel doctor cut it when you were born.

6. What do you do if you don't want to be seen when you want to cry?

7. What's your favorite pet, Altman?

8. The most effective way to give up and forget someone is to learn from Altman.

9. When did your first kiss happen? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: If you don't agree, I will push you into the ditch.

10. What is the minimum standard for making friends with you?

1 1. How can two people who love each other keep each other, kill each other and be buried in one place?

12. Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

13. Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to attend your funeral!

14. I met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What good Chinese songs can you sing?

15. Seriously, did you have plastic surgery? My stomach is swollen.

16. If your opponent falls into the water, how will you pee?

17. How can a man say one thing and do another, and wear a condom at a critical moment?

18. How often do you take a bath in winter? Take a bath in winter.

19. If your high school classmate is at KTV Left and you happen to meet her, you will ask her out.

20. Do you think you look good in person or in photos? Turn off the lights and look good.

2 1. The similarity between Wei Xiaobao and Snow White is that they both prefer P (too evil-evil).

22. Freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose a wife, you will choose me and you will choose a man.

23. Liu Xiang: China speed! Yao Ming, the height of China! You! The weight of China.

24. What would you do if you saw a MM crying by the river? I'll secretly push her down.

25. Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it? The one who sells candied haws.

26. My dad suddenly told me that I have more money than Li Ka-shing, and you would say it's time to take medicine.

27. Men who smoke smell, or men who drink don't take a shower.

28. At the seaside, there is a turtle that can't turn over. You will pick it up and go home to make soup.

29. Use two groups of words 2B.

In a word, from the love mood.

First, the wisdom teeth of love are even more so. Long-term pain is not good for anyone. If you stay for a long time, the wound will become inflamed. Pull it out early!

Second, the bigger the party scene, the easier it is to get bored. Only by being alone can a person become himself completely. Anyone who doesn't like being alone doesn't love freedom, because he is free only when he is alone.

Third, love is by no means looking for it when it is lacking, and changing it when it is tired.

Fourth, children who touch words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the skylight, but still refusing to come back.

Few people love me, but when you say you love me, you suddenly feel that the whole universe is full of love for me.

Sixth, loneliness goes hand in hand, only the taste of loneliness. How to find comfort when you are unaccompanied? The ending of sighing makes people find no reason to sleep peacefully, and the shallow tears that slide down have always been so regretless.

Seven, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

Nine, the cruelty of growing up is that you don't need help when you fall, and at the same time learn to endure tears and thank those who push you down.

When you are young, you think everything has an answer, but when you are old, you may feel that there is no such thing as an answer in life.

1 1. If you regret what you can do because you are weak, you are even weaker.

The happiest thing in the world is to find someone who likes you for who you really are. Whether your temper is bad, good, ugly, beautiful or handsome. Or something strange. He'll think it smells good even if you put a p. Juno

Thirteen, you don't cry, don't make trouble, don't spoil yourself, how do you know how much you love someone? You don't know how much you love someone, so how can you cherish it more next time? If you don't feel numb, it will always hurt. -Liu Tong "Your loneliness, although defeated, is glorious."

I have long known that the best way to stay away from troubles is not to complain and not to ask for it. Marilyn Monroe

Don't hate the person who left you. All you have to do is make him regret leaving you.

Sixteen, in love, you try your best to pay, and sometimes you will only get as much dislike as possible. -Cai Kangyong's Love Language from Cai Kangyong

Seventeen, the chaotic world, except you, all the prosperity is the background. Drama follows life, and the youth it pays is not a pity.

18. If you make a person need you so much that the whole body and mind depend on you, this person will start to hate you in the contradictory struggle of losing himself and trying to keep himself.

Nineteen, I don't know when it started, so easy to like the taste of loneliness. I don't remember how many lonely nights there were. I couldn't control the spread of sadness and let it spill on the empty night, but I was helpless, but the sadness that flooded my blood lingered. Finally, I translated this heartfelt words with a vague vision.

Twenty thousand years ago, Sakyamuni became a Buddha. Thousands of years have passed, and the world and personnel have not changed much, except for the premature rhetoric of dissipation. The Buddhist scriptures that believers worship are not Buddhist words, but real human pen and ink. After all, we don't believe in God, but we believe in people. Any confident person can become a Buddha. Do you think you understand? Wrong. Tao can be Tao, very Tao; The name can be named. It's very famous.

2 1. We all need to be accepted. But you must insist that your beliefs are unique and your own, even if others think them strange or annoying, even if a group of people say it's too bad. Dead Poets Society.

Twenty-two, I should have been heartless, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

Twenty-three, when we are depressed and emotionally haggle over every ounce, we will lose a lot of life energy. At this time, we will feel empty and want to get more attention, care and attention from others. At this time, we will fall into a chaotic and tangled state of life, which is not only internal friction, but also desperately plundering from others, which is bound to cause others to stop and resist, so each other will be stubborn in pain until the other party has no energy to continue supporting this battle, that is, us.

Twenty-four, love or not, hate or not, is purely between your thoughts. If you choose, please do not regret it.

Twenty-five, regret is actually very painful, and I have an absolute say now.

Twenty-six, memory is like water spilled in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow through your fingers drop by drop.

In short, talk about mood quotations

1. The heart is a tree, the roots of love and hope are rooted in the soil, and the branches and leaves of wisdom and emotion bloom under the blue sky, whether it is the wind and rain of the years or rolling in.

2. A glass of wine, how many people's tears have been drunk and how many sad memories have been drunk. In fact, what you drink is not wine, but someone's indifference. You are drinking tears, not emotions.

I gave up the person I liked for more than a year. I now he is finally not the fetter of my emotions. I like another person. I have expressed my hope of success.

If emotions and years can be torn up and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I love your words, but you can't understand my silence.

5. With rich emotions, it will be complicated, contradictory and sensitive, and the damage will be deeper. Then I went to seek simplicity and found that it was no longer simple.

6. A restaurant said that we don't have wifi, and your closest person is around, but you have a mobile phone. Let it go and feel the original human feelings.

7. Two people's emotions are like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was very long. It was so fragile when it was demolished that we should cherish it.

8. Love is the most beautiful thing in the world, an emotion that will not change with the passage of time, a responsibility, a loyalty and a memorial after death! ! !

No matter who I have feelings for, no matter how I feel, I can't imagine a journey with another person. I am a road idiot.

10. You not only gave me life, but also gave me love, you know? Motherly love is the first emotion I came into contact with, which has made my life colorful since then. I still remember when it happened.

1 1. There is a Hua Zhong in everyone's heart, which is more beautiful than torrential rain but inhuman. This Hua Zhong is locked by loneliness!

12. One of people's troubles is that they can't have uncompromising emotions. Enemies always have things we like, while lovers always have things we hate.

13. If a person is too emotional, it is an irreparable defect. If you are determined to work hard, you will hurt yourself and lose the game.

14. The world is wonderful because of love. Love is the greatest, most sincere and charming emotion in the world.

15. Sometimes not being weak is a sign of weakness, and pretending to be strong and not showing your true feelings is a sign of weakness.

16. If. All sincerity can be exchanged for real meaning. If. All emotions are perfect enough. That would be great. But it's really just if.

17. Time will precipitate the truest emotion; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes far is just passing clouds; What is left is the love that is worth cherishing.

18. Because of missing, people will write sad and moving sentences, because of rich emotions, people will be crazy to find them.

19. Everyone has his own life, and there is a deep hole in everyone's heart, looking for all kinds of emotions and desires and filling the world blankly.

20. I may not be a strength idealist, but I am paranoid. I also have ambition, great ambition, but an emotion has been pestering me, making me unable to jump up and down.

2 1. We are all nearsighted and ignore our true feelings. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

22. There is a game called self-directed self-acting; There is an emotion called narcissism; There is a kind of person called Xiao San; There is an exit called leaving.

I feel like a lonely house full of flowers. I hid in the door, expecting to hear the footsteps of someone visiting, but I was afraid I wouldn't see you when I opened the door.

24. The soul needs to persist in waiting, persist in the windless sun and moon, persist in the silence of falling flowers, persist in the emotional blank, and persist in an ordinary life.

25. To like a person is to see his advantages. To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like is a kind of mood. Love is an emotion.

26. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know many people.

27. Is there a person who once occupied your life, but now he is embarrassed to say hello?

Please don't miss my wedding, because you have already missed me.

I want to turn you into my future, but you want to turn me into your past.

30. Walking in the dusk of the city, loneliness was dragged into a hunting flag by the sunset, swaying in the surrounding dusk clouds, and walking in the hurry of pedestrians, suddenly found himself lost. On the street of a foreign land, I suddenly feel strongly that you can come casually, hold my hand and accompany me on the dark road.

3 1. What I can do now is to pay homage to my lost years with a poor text.

32. If you like me, just tell me.

33. Youth Sorry, what I left you was dull and full of scars.

34. Not everyone is suitable to grow old together, some people are used to grow up together, some people are used to live together, and some people are used to remember for a lifetime.

35. Friendship, a warm-hearted word, has so many reasons that people can't prevent it.

36. Maybe you regard others as confidants, but they only regard you as passers-by.

37. In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

38. Don't think that people who can't let you go can't let you go. Fish will die without water, and water will be clearer without fish!

39. My favorite word in the world is: eat, two words are: sleep, and three words are your name.

40. I won't change because of you. I will say goodbye again without hesitation.

4 1. We are all good children and there is no reason to be unhappy.

42. I am not your pet. Don't hug when you want to, but don't throw it away.

Don't worry about me, I don't care about myself.

One day, I will stop crying for you like a fool.

45. I only have one heart, which is not enough for you to hurt twice.

46. I don't lack love. Your leaving made me lose a habit.

47. Love is a matter for two people. If only one person is struggling, over time you will find that you dug the pit yourself and your youth was buried below.

48. Growth leads to distance. Maybe when we grow up, we will really go further and further.

49. Everyone has his own past, but the past doesn't mean everything to a person.