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What did you send before school started?

1. School will start soon. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

2. Dead mice are not afraid of cold, and the more they start school, the more waves they get.

3. Me: "Doctor, I haven't been sleeping well, eating well and playing well recently. Am I terminally ill? " Doctor: "No, it's because you are about to start school."

4, don't want to start school, school, you can keep my people but can't keep my heart.

5. "Time is beyond our control", "Talking to people" and "School will start soon".

6, a confidence, an effort, a success; I am confident, hardworking and successful.

7. The classroom is clean and tidy, and the students are full of energy. The teacher's speech is classic and the study plan is perfect. I work hard in all subjects and get excellent grades. School begins, I wish my classmates: study hard and go to school every day!

8, the ideal piano, you must pluck the strings of struggle, in order to play a beautiful life movement.

9. Not afraid of the hot sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, carrying a schoolbag to school; Not to be an official, not to be generous, but to study for a rich life; Students are just teenagers, and youth follows. Don't live up to the good times!

10, without some biting cold, how can plum blossoms smell sweet; How can you get good grades if you don't study hard? If you want to stand out and be popular, you must work harder than others! The new semester has begun, come on!

1 1, no precautions, no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

12, it's been so long since school started, and no one has confessed to me yet. Damn, I don't want to study.

13, tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow.

14, my god! Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

15, before starting school, I encouraged myself to be a schoolmaster. After three months, I want to stop studying now.