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The composition of my teeth
My dental composition 1 I don't know what happened these days, and Daya was "gloriously laid off". Suddenly, I became an old lady with a flat mouth.
One day, I took out my little black teeth to "appreciate". Look! They all have their own shapes. This rugged mountain is like a rolling mountain; The teeth coated with Meiji milk chocolate are covered with countless "black pearls"; That little tooth is like the "small heel" of my mother's high heels; These two are like twins. They grow on the left and right sides of my lower lip, like a pair of loyal guards, waiting for me for nine years. Suddenly, they left me on the same day.
After "appreciation", I glued those teeth to my "tooth growth record book" and wrote down the time and place of their "laid-off" in the record book. After I finished, I counted 12 teeth. I closed it heavily and prayed silently in my heart: I hope my new teeth will not turn black and crooked.
I am very unhappy with my tooth, or I gave it delicious food, but it bit me in turn, and the pain was entirely borne by me.
I suddenly feel a little ridiculous again. It seems that my teeth and I have been completely divided into two parts, but I suffer from it. And whether it will be sure that it is not mine at all.
I think I am a little heartless like Cao Pi, and my teeth are as innocent as Cao Zhi. We are brothers (of course, my teeth and I are not), but I hurt him. Of course, I'm just talking about teeth. I didn't mean any harm, and I didn't order him to write a poem in seven steps, or I would kill him. It's just that when I meet a dish like a work of art, I forget to chew and enjoy it very politely, just like tasting a master's masterpiece, but greedy for it. Therefore, I always rudely ignore my tooth, thinking that it is extremely strong and can stand the test of it.
"The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are in my mouth, you don't know that I feel sorry for you." Tooth, this sentence is for you, maybe it can make you see the dangerous distance between you and me clearly. To be frank, Fang, I didn't mean to be jealous of you, but I naively overestimated your ability, thinking that you were my strong doorman and would shelter me from the wind and rain, and I didn't know that you also had a fragile today.
I really hurt, distressed! You and I are born from the same root. Why are you in such a hurry? I'm always worried that the distance between us will get farther and farther. I am in pain, and one day I will pull you out like a rotten root. It's really far from it.
Today is Sunday. According to the plan, I need to go to the dentist to correct my teeth.
I went to the dental clinic with a nervous mood. There were a lot of people filling their teeth, so we registered and waited. Then I thought, "There are three kinds of teeth in a person's life. His childhood teeth were called deciduous teeth. When I was six or seven years old, I began to change my teeth and become permanent teeth. When he gets old, he will become a false tooth! Therefore, we must cherish our teeth. If we don't protect them properly, we will suffer from tooth decay, just like the people who come here to fill their teeth today. After waiting for a long time, the doctor called my name and I finally started orthodontics. The doctor put the finished dental model on me, and then she put a piece of printing paper on my teeth so that my upper and lower teeth could bite. The printed paper left a mark on the dental mold. She used a grinder to punch the molar mold many times. This is different from what I thought at first. It doesn't hurt at all! Finally, it's done. The doctor asked me to check again next week!
I hope I can correct my teeth, cooperate with the doctor's treatment and make myself more beautiful!
My tooth composition 4 My tooth has another "boom" tooth, and the jagged teeth are even more ugly.
On Sunday, after the interest class, my parents kidnapped me to the dentist. As soon as I entered, I burst into tears, because I knew that I would be "punished" again when I came here. I sat in the tooth extraction chair with my mouth closed and my hand covered. Since the last time the dentist pulled my tooth, I used too much force, which made me suffer from "tooth extraction phobia". No matter how I "resisted", my father suppressed me, and finally I obediently let the doctor pull out this tooth.
After the doctor pulled out the stubborn deciduous tooth, he said to his parents, "You see, her gums are quite deformed. If she doesn't try to press the protruding teeth and gums back, I'm afraid she will break the gums by technical means and then pull them back with braces. "
After listening to these words, my heart cooled, my whole body trembled and tears swirled in my eyes. What a pity! If I had listened to my mother, I would have eaten more coarse grains, chewed more hard things and exercised my gums. I found that my deciduous teeth were loose and I was not afraid of pain. I would have pulled them out a long time ago, and it wouldn't have caused such consequences today.
Every behavior now is related to the future development. Every good habit you develop now is related to your later life. I hope everyone will learn my lesson and not be a child with braces.
Since last year, I, a "laughing idiot", almost always smile without showing my teeth, or just show my "big die". Why? Well, it's a long story. Actually, it's because of that rotten tooth.
Last year, I ate a lot of sugar, so a group of moths came to visit my big teeth. By the way, I changed the famous "Health Song" to: "Climb to the left, climb to the right, eat here, taste there, and let's eat fangs together!" In less than a month, a "bottomed hole" appeared on one of my big teeth, so it was notorious, and all my neighbors knew about the "bottomed hole" on my big tooth.
My mother also thought that my rotten tooth was not good for the city, so she decided to take me to the stomatological hospital to have my teeth filled.
On Saturday, my mother rushed me into the outpatient department of stomatological hospital like a pig and said to a dentist, "Doctor, look at my child's rotten teeth, please fill them!" " "The dentist told me to open my mouth. Staring at my ugly and poor rotten tooth for a while, he asked me to rinse my mouth with clear water, and then picked up a small electric drill to attack my rotten tooth ―― Zizz ... The small electric drill made my scalp numb and scared: If that "iron guy" made a mistake, wouldn't it be a hole in my cheek?
After the attack on the electric drill, the dentist took a lot of actions against my rotten tooth.
After more than an hour, I finally escaped from the stomatological hospital. Look at that rotten tooth again ―― yeah! It's silver! Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and silver teeth.
I have been a little girl with a sweet tooth since I was a child. Sweet chocolate, sweet candy and fragrant cream cake are my favorites. As a result, one after another, dark holes appeared in my little deciduous teeth. The front teeth were eaten as the "nine-toothed rake" of Pig Bajie. I couldn't even bite an apple at that time. Really pitiful!
With the appearance of permanent teeth, my teeth seem to have hope.
One night, while reading a book, I ate delicious beef jerky leisurely. Inadvertently, with a crunch, a thick smell of blood suddenly appeared in my mouth. I quickly got up and ran into the bathroom to look in the mirror. That decayed tooth did bleed. My mother comforted me and said, "It doesn't matter. Go to the stomatological hospital tomorrow and let the doctor pull it out. " I kept my mouth shut and dared not say anything. Mentally, if I can put it down, I won't have to go to see that terrible dentist. I spent a tense and long night with anxiety.
The next day, my mother made me a bowl of hot glutinous rice balls. That chubby body seems to say to me: "Little master, come and eat me!" " ! I really want to go to your belly. "How can I resist the temptation of it? Opening your mouth is one. Soft and waxy taste is really delicious. Hey, why are there hard pebbles in your mouth? I spit it out. Ah, isn't this the decayed tooth that didn't fall out yesterday? Hey, Dr. Tangyuan is really amazing. You don't need to go to the hospital!
Dear children, you can't protect your teeth like me!
This Monday morning, one of my elderly teeth was successfully knocked out, which made me very happy, because the number of cavities in my teeth was reduced from two to one. But happiness is happiness, but it also makes me feel great pain, because his successor came out obliquely from the rear.
This is not very pleasant. Teeth are growing inward. When the upper and lower rows of teeth meet, they can't touch the lower row of teeth.
I had a bad experience when I was eating. I put a piece of beef in my mouth and ate it. Because there is a worm tooth on the left side of my mouth, my conscious tongue turned the meat to the right, but the meat touched the tooth that broke my heart and suddenly came out.
After this incident, I became more and more disappointed with this tooth, and I always hoped that this tooth could be restored to its original position.
Not only is it uncomfortable when eating, but it is also difficult when reading.
Once in class, when I answered a question, I almost made a mistake because of this dislocated tooth.
This dislocated tooth is the last one, and it can't grow any longer. I am extremely disappointed and hate this tooth.
It has been five days since this tooth was officially taken over. My mood has improved, and I am used to this tooth that I once hated. I hope it can be corrected.
My Tooth Composition 8 When I eat these days, I always feel some pain in my teeth. So this morning, as soon as I washed my face and brushed my teeth, I poked my teeth one by one. As a result, when I just dialed the third tooth on the right in the middle, it could actually shake back and forth, and the same was true on the left. At this time, I suddenly remembered the extreme pain when I had my tooth pulled out. I hope these two teeth will fall out soon! At first, my teeth were fine, but a few days later, they began to torture me-
Scene 1: It's time for breakfast. I drink delicious porridge and eat crispy peanuts. It's really cool! Suddenly, when I started eating the 99th peanut, something happened. A sharp pain came into my roots and internal organs. I put my hand over my teeth and jumped up like … like a frightened cat.
Scene 2: When I come home from school, I see a big bag of small oranges on the coffee table at a glance. God, this is my favorite. I rushed into the house and peeled a small orange before I could wash my hands. I just ate it in my mouth, "What, this, this is a fake and shoddy product." As soon as my voice dropped, my two teeth began to dance again. This kind of pain really can't be described in words.
Oh, my teeth, please stop torturing me!
When I was six years old, one of my front teeth became shaky. I didn't know how much people depended on their teeth. I finally knew what to do when they were about to lose all their teeth:
1, you can't eat it (you can only swallow it, or you will bring your teeth into your stomach);
2, can't talk more (this tooth will fall from one side to the other, which is annoying);
Don't shake your teeth (otherwise you will damage the meat on your teeth).
Hey! This tooth of mine is real, but I can't lose it at this moment. I almost swallowed it at dinner, which scared me to death. Since then, I have been losing my mouth and my teeth have grown crooked.
I summed up the solution to tooth loss-the light of wisdom!
1 swing method: use your hands first, and it is best to swing your tongue from side to side, but often you can't get down.
Pray for heaven and earth: I have no good way but to kneel down and pray for God.
Whenever I lose my tooth, my sister tells me that "throw the fallen tooth on the roof, the higher it is, the more talented it is", but I just don't believe it.
Methods to prevent teeth from being invaded by insects are:
1, brush your teeth more;
2. See your teeth regularly;
3, eat less sweets;
4. Eat more vegetables;
5. Eat more foods rich in vitamins.
Because a tooth is going to fall out, I spent a lot of time, but I also have a lot of knowledge about protecting my teeth.
My dental composition 10 master didn't find me until the eighth day. It should be said that she is the young master's mother.
"oh! My little baby, take a closer look at your mouth and tell you! You changed your teeth! " My little master happily put down his spoon and ran to the mirror. He opened his mouth and looked around before he found me. The young master gently touched my head and said, "Don't worry, I will take good care of you." I said hello to the front tooth elder brother upstairs, and the front tooth elder brother said, "Little buddy, I'm old, and I'm about to fall down and die. I wanted to do something for our lovely little master that day, but now I can't. I hope I can fulfill my young master's wish. You are the youngest here. I hope you can help me! "
I nodded, but I still want to greet my little master with the brightest smile.
Early in the morning, the young master took a toothbrush called "whitening eraser" and washed it for me from top to bottom.
I looked at myself in the mirror, white and smiling with satisfaction.
The young master is looking at his innocent smile with a sad face.
I looked up from the corner of my eye and saw my front teeth. He smiled meaningfully. ......
My dental composition 1 1 Today, I got up early.
I took out a mirror and looked at my teeth. "Ah … why is my tooth broken?" I said loudly. Mom rushed over and said anxiously, "Nothing, nothing, no pain. Open your mouth and mom will show you. " Ah! How did you get such a big hole in your tooth? "I said sadly," Dad, look at my teeth. "
Just then, grandma came back. She smiled and said, "I heard your toothache outside." Grandma takes you to see it. " My mother touched my head and said to my grandmother, "Mom, you are back!" " Let's go and fill Chineydy's teeth together. "Grandma nodded his head.
When I got to the filling place, I found no one there. Suddenly, the doctor appeared. He said with a big smile, "Welcome, please sit down." Mother sat in the chair and said, "My child has a hole in his last tooth." The doctor took out three false teeth, pointed to them and said, "Is your child like the first one, only with a small hole on the surface, or like the second one, with a small hole in it?" "No, the inside and the surface are broken, but not much." Mother touched her head and said, "My child is the last one." The doctor looked at my teeth and said, "That's true. What is your child's name? We will start filling it out tomorrow. " Mother looked at the doctor and said, "OK, my child's name is Zou Xingyu. What time is it tomorrow? " "Tomorrow at noon 1 1, come at this time later."
Have you ever had your teeth filled? Does it hurt? I'm really worried!
My Tooth Composition 12 One of my teeth went on strike recently. I've been shaking for more than ten days, and my bones can't chew. Grandma suggested that I pull it directly by hand, but I dare not!
Today is a good day. I ate very well at breakfast. Suddenly I remembered the loose tooth, so I licked it with my tongue, but it was empty. Only then did I know that my tooth had fallen out. I quickly spit out the little teeth in my mouth. That's a white, stone-like baby tooth. I shouted excitedly to my mother: "Mom, my tooth has fallen out!" " "Mom said happily," Lele is going to have new teeth! ""I can finally eat and brush my teeth happily! This is my ninth tooth!
When I got to school, Teacher Zhang said to me, "Put the lower teeth on the roof and the upper teeth on the ground." When I got home, I asked my mother why she did it. My mother smiled and said, "Put your lower teeth on the roof so that your new teeth will grow quickly!" " "Oh, so that's it! I'll save it first, and then let the tallest father help me, haha!
My dental composition 13 Lulu the pig loves candy. His wide pocket is full of colorful sweets all day: lollipops, soft sweets, butterscotch, fruit candies, soda candies, chocolate balls ... In short, Lulu has to stuff it into her pocket every day, and she has to put one in her mouth every step. Relatives and friends call him a "professional sugar eater".
On this day, Lulu is eating candy again. Mother pig came over and said, "Lulu, don't eat candy, or the cavities will crawl into your teeth." Boom, boom, bite off your teeth! " "Mother pig said, and exaggerated to make a pair of grit your teeth, laughing almost fell off the chair. After a while, he fought back a smile and said, "Who will believe you? "? How did the bug get into my mouth? Nonsense, nonsense! "Mother pig can't help him, so she has to let him.
Finally, one day, Lulu's teeth hurt badly. Mother pig was also anxious, so she quickly picked up Lulu and ran to the hospital. The doctor looked at Lulu's teeth carefully, asked a few more questions and said to him, "Stop eating sugar, your teeth have small cavities!" " ""What shall we do? "Shouting in fear." Brush your teeth frequently and eat less sugar, remember? "Lulu nodded wisely.
From then on, Lulu's pockets were always empty, and her teeth no longer hurt.
My teeth are 14. My teeth are ugly and my front teeth are prominent. I have urged my mother to take me to the hospital to see a dentist. Mom said she couldn't do it until everything was replaced. No, my teeth have all changed this year. As soon as the summer vacation was over, my mother and I went to the stomatological hospital and started my dental surgery.
Who knows, you have to pull out four teeth first. This makes me flinch. I'm a little hesitant. Should I continue? Mom said that if you come, you will be safe. Now that you have made up your mind before, you must stick to it. I crustily skin of head to move on. It took two weeks to pull out four teeth, and then it was time to wear braces. The doctor who fitted my braces is really high-level. Do it quickly before you know it. I thought it would take a day.
The next day, I began to feel sick. I have a wire in my mouth. I can't eat anything hard and hot. I can only drink porridge. I was drunk, and my eyes sparkled when I saw the meat.
On the fifth day, I felt used to it and went out to eat with my parents. When I saw my favorite beef, I was very greedy and wolfed down many pieces. And I bit the wire in my mouth! No way, go to the hospital for repair. I'm ashamed to say that this has happened three times now!
School is about to start, and there are some more things in the bag-toothpaste and toothbrush. It's a bit troublesome to brush your teeth after every meal, but for the sake of transformation after two years, I admit it!
My Tooth Composition 15 I bit and jumped when I was eating corn last night, and I found that one of my teeth was loose. I told my mother that I had lost a tooth. Mom ran to have a look and said it didn't fall out, but her teeth were really loose. But my mother found a terrible problem: my tooth hasn't fallen out yet, but a new tooth has grown inside. Mom said that this tooth is deformed too much and she will go to the dentist tomorrow. I was scared at that time, because tooth extraction would be very painful.
Today, as soon as school was over, my parents took me to the hospital for tooth extraction. I also bought a sandwich in Yi Ming. On the road, I am always afraid. But right in front of the hospital gate, when I was eating a sandwich, it fell unconsciously. It is the tooth of the next one. Fortunately, I didn't gobble it up, otherwise the first little tooth would have been gone. Then I said to my mother: Mom, I lost my tooth. This way, I don't have to go to the doctor to have my teeth extracted, and I also save money for my parents. I'm glad I lost my tooth, because I will have money. I will put this tooth under my pillow at night, and the tooth fairy will take it away and leave me a coin. But I have some doubts. My lost tooth was bitten a little by a moth. Will the tooth fairy not accept it? I hope the tooth fairy can accept my teeth. I lost a tooth. I am so excited!
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