Classic quotations are funny in words.

Tang's monk's meat can live forever, but Tang's monk's excrement has the same effect. I have carefully arranged the following contents for you. I hope you like it.

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1 junior high school has become a career, and the marriage certificate is even less valuable than the certificate.

Love your daughter-in-law. Let you all envy to death.

I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want. I'm not iced tea. No, one more bottle.

Touch the milk through the bra. Fuck * * *.

In the northeast, "calf" is a magical thing-it can roll, pull, protect, finish fighting, deflate and reload. ...

I found that everyone with an iphone forgot that he had a pocket. . . .

How many girls wear pajamas at home and never change clothes until they die?

8 Who invented these two damn words: meet, leave and meet?

9 commitment, like farting, was earth-shattering at that time, and then it was pale and powerless.

10 when you speak ill of me, can you think that you are cooking without embellishing it?

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1 I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

Every time the bell rings, the teacher pretends not to hear Cao.

3 talk about egg pain: the quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

I sang out of tune. Did you laugh? I know you deliberately went out of tune to make me laugh.

5 don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

6 [I am arrogant and unreasonable, I am mean and willful, I am naive, I am lazy and impetuous. ]t

Live beautifully even if you are black and blue.

Fuck off, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and fuck off forever.

Maturity means: you must believe in yourself and never trust others!

You and I are sisters. Yes, I can give you anything you want, but I have only one person. If you want him, you have to kill me first!

1 1 Dear son, I'm sorry, your mother hasn't found your father yet. Just a moment, please. I wish you a happy June 1st in advance!

12 after loving and fragrant herbs, I realized that Sanqi is more sacred than Dong 'e Ejiao! It's almost becoming an elixir!

13 deep feelings, legs open, goodbye when bored.

14 I watched you fall in love, kiss, make love, and finally die of sexually transmitted diseases.

15 If you are casually handsome, the beauty will blame you; Just smile and the world will scream for you. Today is the weekend. For the sake of world peace, don't go out casually!

16 Shuai's earth-shattering beauty is a blockbuster.

17 "The PE teacher has something to do, so I'll take the place." Poor students who have heard this sentence!

18 The worst thing is that when I was watching * * *, my parents suddenly appeared and my computer got stuck.

19 There are thousands of men in Qian Qian, which makes me change every day.

No matter how masculine I am, I'm just a girl. When I have my period, I will feel pain, when I am wronged, I will feel sad, when I am betrayed, I will feel cold, even a strong flower will wither.

Selected specimen collection

1 100 people upgrade the software, only one person is sincere, and 99 of them are for the upgrade tips!

Hundreds of episodes of exultation and Big Big Wolf, but once I didn't see Big Wolf eating sheep, what a painful realization.

3mm/ twinkling stars mm/ The sky is full of foxes.

A good man, a good woman made in China and a good woman made in China.

Find some time, find some leisure and play a dozen games! Get the whip! My parents always say that success is not the key! Chasing important things. Yes . Change for love.

When I was 6 years old, I asked my mother where I came from. My mother replied. I found it next to the trash can! \'

Do you laugh well? Do you laugh well?

After two days' rest over the weekend, everyone is very tired now. ...

You don't have to pee to know what you look like.

10 Sometimes, all lies are false except true!

1 1 * *, the skirt is easy to pull.

12 does it still hurt to see a dime? Throw it directly to the begging buddy next to him and make him depressed …

13 sleepless night, just want to have sex, no one is here, a wild dog is working.

14 The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

15 kill the bird man and I am an angel!

16 Not bad! People are forced out.

17 I study Tyrannosaurus rex feed, eunuch fertility, how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars and other professional academic issues.

18 A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less turned over by several men …

19 Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

It's cool to live a quiet life once in a while, and it's miserable to live a quiet life …

21* * is also a quality! Missing is a kind of neuropathy!

I didn't guess the beginning of our story, nor did I guess the end of this story. ...

Who can tell me what people on TV sleep with? Their hair is not messy!

I love you! ! ""no! I love you! "

There are two kinds of men: one is lewd and the other is very lewd; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.