Charming, super funny. Tell me about Daquan.

1. The more I think about it, the angrier I get, and the more I think about it, the more I lose.

When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor.

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive, for example, losing weight is too far away from me and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

6. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

7. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

8. What is friendship? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I never leave.

9. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

10. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still disdained me.

1 1. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

12. If you can see everything, you can live happily.

13. I know the melon is not sweet, but it quenches the thirst.

14. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless.

15. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.