How to make a humorous statement if you forget to press the cooking button

I was really speechless. I forgot to press the cooking button when I was cooking and there was nothing left to eat. If you forget to press the cooking button, you can use the following humorous way to say it:

1. I am really speechless. I forgot to cook. I pressed the cooking button until the end and there was no rice. Eatable!

2. I feel like I am a madman. I always live in such a confused state. I forget to press the cooking button when I am cooking. When I eat, it is all cold water and rice!

3. My brain is really not full. I forgot to press the cooking button when I was cooking. This made me very embarrassed.