Routine jokes used to tease people when chatting 2017

Life experience I have learned after living for decades: If a girl makes trouble unreasonably, you must have done something wrong. But it doesn't have to be what happened just now, it might be a year ago or even more. Below is the relevant content about 2017 jokes about teasing people when chatting that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you will like it!

Selection of jokes about teasing people during chat in 2017

1. When I was about to say hello to my youth, she said to me: good night.

2. I say good morning, good afternoon, and good night to you every day, but you say just one sentence.

3. Although I want to say good night to you, but you don’t let me say it, because it means loving you, not to mention I don’t love you yet

4 . I worry every day, afraid that you don’t love me, afraid that your signature is not changed because of me, afraid that you will no longer say good morning and good night to me, afraid that you will say sorry and no longer love me.

5. I was lying on the bed with my eyelids open and my mobile phone on QQ, waiting for you to say good night. Unfortunately, I didn’t wait until the end. @

6. Now you can’t even say a simple "good night" ?Don’t you even want to tell me?

7. I don’t have to wait for your permission to say good night before I am willing to sleep.

8. You don’t know that I fall asleep holding my mobile phone every night, just waiting for your good night.

9. Among the people who say good night to the whole world, here are It must be full of someone you love deeply, but you just dare not write about it.

10. Dear~~ Good night, let’s continue to be crazy together tomorrow

11. There was a person who said good night to me for a long, long time, but finally left.

12. Anyone who hears me say good night is the one I love. Good night.

13. After separation every night, when I get home and lie on the bed, I receive a call from you saying good night. At that moment, my heart feels very at ease.

14. Good morning, good afternoon, good night, in exchange for saying you are so annoying

15. Good morning, good night, how can I feel at ease without you, my baby~

16. Baby, please don’t give up on the girl who says goodnight to you every night. Baby, please don’t abandon the boy who wakes you up every morning.

17. *Good night touched my heart. It would be great if it could always be like this. That’s all what I think about and it won’t happen.

18. Good morning Ann has already felt at ease. Good night, good night to my heart.

19. Why do so many things happen today that I can’t help but smile? Good night.

20. Thank you to the person who gives me good night every night. You make me feel that I have not been touched by this. Abandoned by the world

21. If there is a person who insists on saying "good night" to me every night before going to bed, no matter what, I will try my best to fall in love with this person

22. Yes I have never experienced it, holding on until the person you like says good night, and then you fall asleep as soon as you flick the phone.

23. I also think there is someone who will tell me a lot about taking care of myself before I go to bed. In the end, I didn’t forget to say good night.

24. A well-intentioned good night does not receive a warm reply

25. We have no relationship, but we are still used to waiting until late at night, just to hear your good night. Recommended jokes for teasing people during chatting in 2017

1. Don’t wait, baby, go to sleep. It’s not worth it to burn yourself out just for a good night.

2. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

3. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

4. I watched an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out dollar bills and asked for change;

5. When I was a child, I was in my hometown. Living in primary school. One day, a rural woman in rustic clothes stood at the door of the classroom. The teacher asked her who she was looking for. She said she was sending a few kilograms of rice to her second baby.

The teacher turned around and asked: "Who is the second baby?" The classroom was extremely quiet. The teacher said angrily: "A dog doesn't think the family is poor, and a son doesn't think the mother is ugly!" Then the principal who was listening to the class stood up, walked out of the classroom and took the rice. . .

6. Suddenly I felt that "Xi Yang Yang" is very similar to "Journey to the West", in that if you are caught in each episode, you will definitely not be eaten.

7. The raindrops hit the window glass like arrows, and water streaks flowed from top to bottom.

8. Learn Feng Shui when you have time, and occupying a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

9. I just want to put down all my baggage and be close to you wholeheartedly. Can I start over again?

10. Pure friendship can really exist between men and women, as long as one can’t beat him to death Talk about pretending to be stupid to the end.

11. In order to pretend to be rich, I bought a pair of silver chopsticks to eat in the cafeteria. Unexpectedly, when I picked up the dishes, the chopsticks turned black!

12. Grandpa said: In our era, , if you encounter a question you don’t know, write “Long Live Chairman Mao.” No one dares to cross

13. If the money is gone, I can make friends. If the money is gone, I can make friends. If the money is gone, I can find another partner. In fact, I don’t lack anything

14. When After you left, I was the last to know the answer. Do you know how disappointed my heart is?

15. I want to play Lianliankan on Chinese Valentine's Day, but it's out of date. How good is it to fight against each other? It's better to eliminate a pair Bring a mistress outside. Routines for teasing people while chatting 2017

1. The lion and the bear defecated next to a tree respectively. A month later, the lion found that the tree next to his defecation was thicker than the one of the bear, so he said A philosophy full of vicissitudes of life? Lion excrement is better than bear excrement!

2. "An animal talent show competition was held in the forest. The kitten performed plum blossom painting, the puppy performed housekeeping skills, and the deer performed picking leaves from tall trees. The piglet performed the reading and is now familiar with the content. "

3. The owl became a justice, but soon he was forced to resign because the animals reported him because, during the day, he closed his eyes. At night, he turned a blind eye and didn't care about anything!

4. The little animals were having a party at the ant's house and suddenly found that they forgot to buy drinks. Everyone They resisted and didn't want to go, so they finally decided to let the centipede, which had more legs and ran faster, go. However, after waiting for a long time, the centipede still didn't come back. When they walked to the door, they saw that the centipede was still sitting at the door. The centipede looked aggrieved:? I haven’t put on my shoes yet!?

5. On the plane, the crow said to the flight attendant: Bring me a glass of water! The little pig learned the same lesson: Give me a glass of water too! The flight attendant The piggy and the crow were thrown out of the cabin. The crow smiled and said to the piggy: Are you stupid? I can fly!

　6. I need to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.

7. No one urges me to sleep, no one says good night to me.

8. -Ali, I am used to going to bed late just to hear you say good night to me. -Taozi, I am used to going to bed late just to leave you a message to prove that I care about you.

< p>　9. Good night, go to sleep, my love, good night, go to sleep, my baby, it’s already very late, I will feel bad if you don’t rest

10. There are no sensational vows, nor Sweet words, just a good night as promised.

11. I will mark all the good places mentioned by you on the map and wait for one day when I take you to wander around -,? Good night.

12. [The first thing you say good night to every night is that you haven’t gotten off the bed after five minutes. It turns out that you two have an agreement to give me a good night hug before going to bed]

13. [I saw you who just said good night to me in the bar.]

14. I really want to Say good night to you every day. But you have no reason to keep me going any longer.

15. Good night is a matter between two people

16. llh: If someone chases me for three years and says good night to me every day, I will marry him, okay?

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