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Talk about your mood.

1, people say that marriage is a besieged city, but I think your family is a prison.

2. A moment is too short. Try to extend this moment to a lifetime, understand?

The couple in World War II are inseparable now. I hope they can grow up for a long time.

4. Life is a game. If you treat it with a playful attitude, it will be full of fun.

Marriage is a battle between a man and a woman for the right to speak and economic rights.

6. If a person has no career, he will become weaker again. Is he even worse than a dog?

7. You women like fantasy. Do you imagine marriage as a beautiful mirage?

8. New aesthetic standards are popular now. Finding a woman's preferred figure depends on family wealth!

9. What is there to show off? Dishonorable! Can a marriage "enter the palace twice" without failure?

10, marrying you is the greatest blessing in my life. My lovely son sublimated our feelings.

1 1, I won't wait on my wife. What do you care? Anyway, I have been to the bridal chamber twice!

12, you are confused! My wife is not a bird. You think it's enough to throw a few millet into the cage?

13, I can't guarantee harmony with you every day, but striving for constant harmony is my future goal!

14, it doesn't matter what woman is smart or stupid. Men have their own standards.

15, girls don't like to take the initiative to pay for meals. If they have money, they still have to buy cosmetics to cut their double eyelids.

16, a man's sacrifice for his family is called humiliation; Women want to do business, that is, yin and yang are reversed!

17, I can't guarantee that I can make you comfortable every day, but basically comfort is my future direction!

18, anything that is conducive to family stability is interesting, and anything that is not conducive to defending marriage is boring.