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What is the main point of this article about the love story of two generations?
First act
Time: One morning.
Characters: Two generations of love, master Katz (Kā zΡ), restaurant owner A Mu, foreign businessman Adili, many officials, and some people watching.
In the yamen of a small town.
Kazi: Who is making noise outside?
Sir, this is a complaint!
Katz: Ha ha! Jumping in the left eye is a good omen (zhào). I hope the god of wealth, the god of wealth will come! Call the police.
A Mu and Adley came in together, followed by two generations of love and a group of audience.
Katz: Who complained? Say it quickly!
Shopkeeper: The villain sued Adili for not paying his debts (zhài)!
Businessman: My Lord, I have been wronged by a villain (yuānwɑng)!
Katz: Then why did he sue you?
Businessman: The villain is a foreign businessman. I ate a chicken and two eggs in his shop three years ago. At that time, we agreed to pay him back for dinner next time. When he came to pay back the money today, he actually asked for 200 silver dollars. Isn't this blackmail? Beg adults to make decisions for villains!
Katz: Bold! A chicken and two eggs dare to ask for two hundred silver dollars.
Shopkeeper: My Lord ...
Clip: (harsh voice) Say it!
Shopkeeper: My Lord, this is my form paper. Please make decisions for the villain!
The shopkeeper walked beside the clip, quietly took out a cloth bag and handed it over. And one of them grabbed the cloth and gently squeezed the silver dollar inside, and his face was suddenly overjoyed. He pretended to be reading the form paper.
Katz: Hmm (? G) Judging from the form paper, it makes sense for you to ask for 200 silver dollars. Tell you, and then tell us your reasons!
Shopkeeper: (proudly) My Lord, he ate my hen and two eggs three years ago. You see, that hen has laid at least 100 eggs every year for three years; These eggs can hatch a hundred chickens; When the chicken grows up, it lays eggs and hatches chicks. How many chickens can be hatched in three years? What a group they should be now! The villain is a chicken who has received a silver dollar. Now it is not too much to receive 200 silver dollars from him!
Katz: (stroking his beard and nodding) Yes, yes! Not much, not much! (Turning to the businessman and shouting) Did you hear that? They only charge you 200 silver dollars, which is cheap enough! Pay someone else, or I'll lock you up!
Afandi: (stepping forward) Wait a minute, my Lord! Adili is wronged, and I am willing to defend him. However, I would like to ask your Excellency to retry the case in three days (shěn).
Clip: Is there a difference between today's sentence (pàn) and three days later?
Afandi: (to everyone) Your Honor, if you can wait three days before sentencing, we will believe that you are impartial!
Katz: (hesitates for a moment) Well, we'll judge in three days. But what if he runs away?
Afandi: The villain Chang will pay his debts!
Katz: OK, it's a deal!
Act ii
Time: three days later in the morning
Place and people: the same as the first act
Katz: (impatiently) The sun is already high. Why hasn't the two generations of love come yet?
Shopkeeper: My Lord, two generations of love will definitely not dare to come. Please judge now!
Two generations of love came running breathlessly.
Katz: Why are you here now? I have been waiting for you for a long time! If you don't come, the official will announce the verdict.
Afandi: (gasping) Please don't be angry, my Lord. Well, my neighbor and I agreed to grow wheat in partnership. If we don't fry wheat seeds today, we can't sow tomorrow! I came late because I was in a hurry to fry wheat.
Clip: (can't help laughing) Nonsense, isn't this a big joke? Smart avanti actually wants to sow with fried wheat! You don't want to think, can the fried wheat seeds germinate?
Afandi: My Lord, since the fried wheat can't germinate, can the cooked chicken lay eggs?
Katz: (suddenly blushing) This ... this. ...
Afandi: I believe adults will make a fair judgment.
Onlookers began to make noise. Kazi paced up and down in the lobby (duó), hesitated repeatedly, and finally reluctantly began to pronounce sentence.
Katz: A Mu, the shopkeeper, sued Ali, a businessman, asking him to pay 200 silver dollars. The official refused to support the case and sentenced businessman Ali to pay the shopkeeper two silver dollars for a chicken and two eggs!
Shopkeeper: My Lord, I gave it to you the other day. ...
Katz: (before the shopkeeper finishes) Quit!
The curtain fell.
Schreiber: Ride on my little donkey (lǘ) and have fun. Singing with me, gone with the wind; Because things on earth are unfair, I travel around the world and travel everywhere. ...
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