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A classic for wechat: nothing is more self-deceiving than wanting to be immortal in other people's memories.

1, nothing is more self-deceiving than wanting to be immortal in other people's memories.

2, don't be silly, no one is sad, no one is valuable.

If you had known me before, maybe you would forgive me now.

4. How fast should I live to avoid you?

The only thing I will feel sad is that I am not strong enough, and I am not strong enough for you to be fearless when supporting me.

6. Don't apologize, because once you say you're sorry, it means you must owe something.

7. When we recall the past, we always beautify it intentionally or unintentionally. A person with a dull life always likes to imagine that he had a warm and moving time in the past.

8, life is only a hundred years, and we will break up in the end and never see each other again. We're only five minutes early.

9. So be it. Don't pity others and lament your poor life. You are young and beautiful.

10 When people are forced into a mediocre life that conflicts with their own interests, as a gesture or symbol, they will inevitably resort to a bad habit, because it is more negative than getting sick.

1 1, the meaning of life stops at life, some don't dream, and some don't wake up.

12, there is a gap that you are not worthy of your own ambition and failed to live up to your own suffering.

13, they are very happy, and their eyes are shining with excitement and comfort that have not been calmed down after physical satisfaction.

14, good love is a shameless act of pretending to be reserved. Don't wait until you are shameless and pretend to be reserved before you cry.

15, I hope that one day, you pay a sincere heart, but you are abandoned, crazy about love, and your body and mind are full of holes.

16. When a man no longer loves his woman, it is wrong for her to cry, be silent, breathe alive and die.

The most awesome personality: if you are not better than others, you must work harder than others.

1. No matter how hot a glass of water is, don't let go easily, because at the moment of letting go, you lose not only the water, but also the cup.

2. I'm not a thermos, why do I still have my original enthusiasm for you?

If you are not better than others, you must work harder than others.

After seeing the way you love me, I'm sure you don't love me now.

5. Keep your hair long for one year and you can cut it in five minutes; After studying for two years, I forgot everything when I had a holiday; The person who loves you so much that you can't sleep at night may wake up and never move again.

6. You always look like you don't lack me, and I always feel that someone is good to you.

7. I don't like robbing others all my life, but I won't let what I deserve.

8. With our relationship, I dare to bully you all my life. For your girlfriend.

9. We always help others dry their tears, but we get wet.

10. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

1 1. Insecure people love music and are afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late.

12. There are two things I've always wanted to do but I can't: I must go to bed early tonight and I won't miss you tomorrow.

13. I will always like you until I get full marks in the math exam.

14. When you are exposed to more and more society, you will find how important money and looks are.

15. The reality of life tells women that if you run yourself as a queen, you will naturally attract the emperor; If you manage yourself as a princess, you will naturally attract the prince; Managing yourself as a beautiful woman will naturally attract heroes; If you manage yourself as a demon, you will naturally attract hooligans. You can attract the other half at any level of your management. If you are in full bloom, butterflies will come; If you are great, God has a plan.

16. There is no capital for love at first sight, and there is no patience for long-term love.

17. The restored things can't be restored at all.

18. I have been behind you and never left; You keep moving forward and never look back.

19. You don't need a reason to like someone. When you don't like someone, all kinds of reasons are reasons.

20. Boyfriend must find someone who can mainly serve, otherwise I will lose my temper every day, and I will simply treat you as a brother.

2 1. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

Don't say that I have changed, but this society doesn't allow me to be pure all the way to the end.

23. Like is deep love, and love is light love.

24. I am willing to postpone meeting you, just to let you see a better me.

25. Waiting at the station, I heard two people talking. A: My eldest son asked me to live in Beijing and my second son asked me to live in Nanjing. B: You are so happy. Both sons are so filial. A: The eldest son is in Nanjing and the second son is in Beijing.

26. Time will let you see every face clearly, and the company of dragons will let you know every heart.

27. There are thousands of fair-weather friends. Who has delivered charcoal in the snow?

28. The long legs are called New Year's Eve, and the short legs are called New Year's Eve. Those who have an object are called New Year's Eve, and those who have no object are called staying up late. Me, skipping and staying up late.

29. The future is brand-new, and no one is allowed to turn back.

30. Don't praise me for being smart, because you have never seen me willful; Don't say I'm mature, you forced me not to be naive; Don't blame my reality, society doesn't allow me to be naive.

3 1. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or freeze me to death with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat!

32. Missing after breaking up is called meanness.

33. You have a weak face, but you are not that mean.

If you are not satisfied with me, please tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.

35. I want to be beautiful, thin and not know myself, and then appear in front of him perfectly, so that he regrets not choosing me!

36. Cheap women are sentimental, while cheap men are affectionate.

37. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

38. Be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

39. The more people you know, the more you know the importance of garbage sorting.

40. You betrayed me and expect me to forgive you. If you are a dog, don't expect me to treat you like a human being.

4 1. I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you!

42. In a more shameless era, it is called excellent psychological quality.

43. What about loneliness? At least one person won't get hurt.

44. If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!

45. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: those who can tolerate my mental illness and those who are as mental as me.

46. I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.

47. You can be proud of being a man, but you have to give face.

48. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

49. Life is a play, and after the play, you have to die.

50. I wish the teenager who cheated my feelings a long life, no love, no children, loneliness and longevity.

Love words that will remain in memory forever.

Actually, I don't like loneliness, but loneliness seems to like me very much.

If I have a choice, I want to erase my memory.

Time has washed away the trace of your smile, but it can't erase my memory of you.

There is a tacit understanding that if I ignore you, you will never ignore me.

The saddest thing is that you can't laugh when you want to laugh, and you will burst into tears when you want to cry.

6, love this thing, if you are serious, you will lose.

7. Even if I lose all the power of love, I won't be afraid anymore.

8. There are no bystanders in life, everyone is the protagonist.

9. The vows of eternal love are just an oath before we part.

10, I don't remember the original memories, because it was just a passing sight.

1 1. There is unknown sadness behind happiness, and you made me understand.

12, I can't forget your smiling face, and I can't get rid of the entanglement of memory.

13, if our love is so fragile, then I would rather give up.

14, the promise you and I made has long been ignored.

15, so we are just strangers.

16, it is said that time can erase all scars, but my wound is inflamed.

17. No one can take your place in my heart.

18, we don't understand love, and we always think that double suicide is just an old rumor.

19, treading on thin ice's exciting life and painful love step by step.

20. I only have one love, either I don't give it or I give it all.

2 1, I still don't know who to show my happiness to.

22. There is a feeling in this world. Although it is unforgettable, it can only pass by.

Doctor, please give me a bottle of forgetting water to make me forget all my sadness.

24. The saddest thing is that I want to cry, but I can't shed tears.

25. How can I take back the heart I gave and the love I let go?

Sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.

27. It's not that I don't love, but that I can't find anyone who moves me anymore.

28. Hold hands step by step, just hold your hand and don't let go.

29. For that illusory oath, I will accompany you all over the world.

30. Can you stop waiting for me to let go and then turn around?

3 1, we blocked love, no one can go back on our word.

32. Love thoroughly and forget cleanly.

Sometimes, friendship is more unforgettable than love.

34. The hand you shook will remain in your memory forever.

35. Happiness does not belong to me, because only you can satisfy the happiness I want.

Nothing makes me more determined than walking towards you.

First, what we can't get up now are grades, weight, chopsticks and beds! !

Second, in this life, you will be my concrete existence and keep the narrowest and most important position in my heart.

Third, no matter how many times you quarrel and say hurtful things, you will eventually get back together because you can't bear to part with each other. It feels good.

Fourth, when there is no choice, you can't be picky, and you won't be picky again.

The most embarrassing thing is kissing your parents while watching TV.

6. [Love should be considerate, inclusive, giving, warm, romantic, patient, sharing, bearing, strong, persistent, trusting, considerate and brave]

How can I let the same mad dog bite me twice?

Eighth, I may not be perfect, but I will try.

Nine, the whole body is so warm and the hands are so cold.

X. [Yes, I just like to eat cold and spicy food before my period. As much as I love you. I deserve it. Where do you come from? Don't pretend to be worried I]

1 1. Uninstalling is always faster than installing.

Twelve, sometimes choosing to let go is also a kind of happiness.

Thirteen, Ajie: "You are the sun that I can't embrace. After all, you are the light of so many people. "

Fourteen, I miss you now, and I want to see you more.

15. Have you ever hurt someone who loves you very much but desperately loves someone who doesn't love you?

Even if there is no ending, I still like you very much.

A) advertisements always appear at the best time. You always leave when I love you most.

Seventeen, years with a shadow through the delicate spring breeze, reflected in your smile.

You say you are so gullible, but you don't understand that people who like you are willing to be stupid.

Nineteen, the most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

Twenty, we are ambitious young people, and we are about to fly our ideals on New Year's Eve.

2 1. Not liking talking and not liking talking with you are two different things.

Maybe one day we are all old, but I still remember the way you moved me.

Twenty-three, how can I love you, can I cross the glitz and time, and not be vain or crazy?

Twenty-four, some people give you their hearts, but you pretend not to see them because you don't like them. Someone cuts out your heart, but you pretend it doesn't hurt because you love it.

25. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

Twenty-six, geography, no justice!

Twenty-seven, all blame youth and ignorance, so many passers-by, now I understand that it is not love.

28. Nothing makes me more determined than walking towards you.

Twenty-nine, mixed people are tired? Tired. Then why are you still wandering around? Because I want to live.

30. I hate some hypocritical people most. You have the fucking guts to scold them. Don't bark on your back like a dog!

Thirty-one. //Looking forward to family, friendship and love, no matter whether the phone message is buckled or not.

32. I just like the feeling that I am busy making up my homework in the last few days of winter vacation.

33. May you be the kind sun in my life.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

35. 【 Many things have lost their initial impulse with the passage of time 】

Nothing makes me more determined than walking towards you.

Time is an eternal lover, it will help me drive away those who don't love me.

Thirty-eight, leaving a lonely heart, leaving a blank feeling. We've all adapted.

I like to receive a reply within a few seconds after sending a message. It feels good.

Forty, what happened to breaking up? Is not the heart dead? Why else am I so heartless?