Lao Luo's quotations, Luo Yonghao's quotations

1. A strong life requires no explanation!

2. A dream that is not laughed at is not worth realizing.

3. Children fighting is more mature than others.

4. A real tough man dares to look directly at the bleak life.

5. I have seen many old liars like this in the English education industry.

6. You can’t help but admire me!

7. I am not in it for winning or losing, I am serious about it.

8. Always young, always full of tears. When you try to give up on something you know is right, I hope you will look at this sentence again.

9. A truly strong and healthy person will not lose faith in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives, or abandoned by his lover.

10. Thoughtful people are not gregarious wherever they go.

11. Do what you want to do, do what you should do, and don’t choose not to do anything for fear of being taken advantage of. ——"My Struggle"

12. The prerequisite for bragging is that you must be able to accomplish 90% of something, and you can brag about the remaining 10%, but you must do it after you brag. ——"Mein Kampf"

13. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

14. Making a fool of yourself in public can overcome various psychological barriers. ——"Mein Kampf"

15. There is only one kind of failure, and that is to give up halfway.

16. I hope that those Chinese people who like to use the principle of "shooting the first bird" to teach young people and feel that they are very mature can one day understand the fact that: some birds come It's in this world to do what it's supposed to do, not just to hide from guns. ——"Mein Kampf"

17. In the face of setbacks, don't be angry or protest, just polish your weapons silently and prepare for the next battle. We are here to do things, not to give others a certain look. ——"Mein Kampf"

18. When he asks you for eight yuan, you turn around and leave. At this time, he will usually say how about five yuan, and when you see it, the deal is done. One time when get out of class was over, a student ran up to me very excitedly and told me, Lao Luo, I got three and eight dollars! . I thought to myself, how shameless! Piracy criminals are human beings too!

19.......I'm sorry, I'm a little excited.

20. My home is far away from New Oriental, so I take a taxi in front of my house every day. My home is too remote, and there are cars worse than Xiali everywhere. I don't want to sit at all. One day I found a black Santana - considered a high-end car in our area. But when I saw the driver, I didn’t want to sit there. He is dark, thin, withered and small, and has a flat, useless look. I had no choice but to get in the car just for the sake of it. After getting on the bus, I realized that this driver was unusual. As soon as he got in the car, he looked like a man - he stepped on the accelerator, only lightly and hard, and didn't even touch the brakes. I was pleasantly surprised to find that there are no traffic jams in Beijing! Regardless of whether the traffic light is red or green, other cars must give way. Full of guilty pleasure. So cool. The withered figure grew taller. But as soon as he got out of the car, his eyes became cowardly again.

21. This is the bad thing about girls. If you can’t fight, you can beat them. If you can’t fight, you don’t have to fight! Why are you making a small report?

22. The most vulgar, most commonplace person is Confucius. So it was widely circulated. It's too cool to be like Laozi and Zhuangzi. Riding a donkey from a distance and wearing sunglasses. Walk past you. Then he disappeared into the distance, but you still felt that the sunglasses were behind his back. Extremely cool. What words can’t express is Zen, the coolest thing. There can be no gradual enlightenment, only sudden enlightenment. Master, take a stick. You ask: What is Zen? Why haven’t I realized it yet? The master went up and hit him on the head with a stick: Then enlightenment! How many disciples were beaten to death at that time. Some disciples are smart, and when they are beaten, they are like, I understand! So he went down the mountain to pick up his apprentice, also holding a stick in his hand. The apprentice said he couldn't understand, so he went up and beat him: "Continue to understand!" How about a smart apprentice? There is no need to continue enlightenment, and there is no need to be beaten. You can just grab a stick and go down the mountain to recruit disciples.

Set up residential classes, sprint classes, weekly classes, weekly classes...

23. If there is a boy and a girl in the family, nothing will happen to them, and if there are two girls, trivial matters will not matter. But if there are two boys, especially in the Northeast where the folk customs are relatively tough...

24. This is my immature opinion.

25. Pleasing sadness.

26. Okay, the joke is over, the classmate who was lying on his stomach just now can continue to sleep.

27. When my family was poor, there were four people sitting in the house and only one and a half bags of instant noodles. Before I had eaten, another person came. The four of us regret it - why didn't we eat earlier? The man said happily that today is Thanksgiving! Damn it, I don’t even have anything to eat, so why should I be grateful? ! He said let’s go to church! Why should we go to church if we don’t believe in religion? He said hey, there's food at church on Thanksgiving. We went crazy when we heard it. So five people rode three bicycles straight to the church. When I got there, I saw that there were actually candies and biscuits and so on, and you could enter as you please. Let's go up and have a crazy meal. No one cares. So great memories were left. We went there again for Thanksgiving the next year and saw that it was a buffet! All had a nervous breakdown. Go up and eat like a mad dog.

28. Reproduction refers to between same species. For example, a dog gives birth to a litter of pups, some of which are fat, thin, short, and ugly. It can't be said that a bitch looks at it and thinks... there's a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!

29. This question is so simple that I feel embarrassed to do it.

30. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but to her it was just a mouthful of saliva.

31. In the past, teachers used to say that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE. Who are the girls who take the GRE? Fierce girl!

32. Having memorized dictionaries, I have only seen Lao Yu and that Guangdong lunatic.

33. Concentrate your limited flattery on a person’s butt.

34. Lao Luo: There are peaches in your pocket. Girl: Haha, I'm sorry, this is for my grandma... (I thought to myself: Who the hell wants to eat it)

35. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas, everyone drives a car Queue for divorce, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: hurry up, hurry up! Don't you want people to get divorced? After Lao Yu went there, his eyes lit up: It was so convenient! It’s so convenient! .

36. After I arrived at New Oriental, I persuaded many old teachers to quit.

37. Demented mental patients are the happiest. It has reached a profound state and is in a very high state every day. And you can do whatever you want: you are a fool, what are you afraid of? It can be raised to be white and fat, and it will always be in a state of exposure.

38. I am so jealous that you can meet such an awesome teacher!

39. This question is the most controversial question in the history of New Oriental, but with the arrival of Teacher Luo... I just stand on the shoulders of giants.

40. Tell me how confused your thinking is.

41. Lao Luo, don’t talk about the topic in this class, let’s talk nonsense! I almost fell off the podium after hearing this.

42. At this time, I quickly took out my notepad and wrote my will.

43. If you encounter a misunderstanding, do you want to explain it? No explanation! There are only two situations where I can explain: my relatives misunderstood me. If I don't explain, they will feel bad. The court got me wrong. Other than these two, there will be no explanation. Really tough and tough, no need to explain! If you misunderstand someone like me, what else can you do?

44. When a student asked Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu would tell him a short story about his own struggle, which moved the students so much that they forgot the question.

45. This question has not been explained clearly in New Oriental for many years until Mr. Luo joined New Oriental. Old teachers all said to me: Lao Luo, you are so awesome! I quickly said: Don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

46. Do you know what Lao Yu said about filling in the blanks? When Lao Yu used to teach, he often eliminated A and B directly; D and E were definitely wrong at first glance, so he chose C for this question. Then some students asked me why I couldn't see that D and E were so wrong? .

At this time, Lao Yu would put down his book, walk to the podium, and tell everyone a short story about life determination. The students were so moved that they forgot the question just now.

47. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But if you are number one in an exam and you are number one in an exam, wouldn’t American professors collapse? He couldn't understand it at all, so he sighed, the mysterious East!

48. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he has to hide when he cries.

49. This question insults our intelligence.

50. Shivering with happiness.

51. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are so fucking awesome! I said: Stop saying that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants.

52. Ah, it’s time to go to bed and drink two cups of coffee.

53. So tough! So tough!

54. The stupid instinct strikes.

55. Why are you staring at me? I look at it from a purely biological perspective. We just reject homosexuality. If there were more homosexuals in China, population would not be a problem... Of course, I am heterosexual.

56. I don’t think your relationship has broken down... (After the man slapped the woman, and the woman kicked the man) Huh? It really broke...

57. Does wearing bell-bottom pants make you a gangster? It’s simply a logical mess!

58. When I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, she thought it was saliva.

59. If you come to New Oriental a few years later and see a person, hey, he looks familiar, but you can’t remember who it is. He seems to be Luo Yonghao’s younger brother. Note, I don’t have a younger brother!

60. There are times in life when you step on poop.

61. What is a pear-shaped body? kindness? What do you see me doing? My old man, Luo, has a standard barrel-shaped figure!

62. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

63. The two great sorrows of Chinese education: (1) Every school has a perverted middle-aged woman as the dean. (2) In every school, there is a lustful male physical education teacher who lets the boys play with balls as soon as the class starts and leads the girls to play games.

64. Following Sister Ni’s thinking, what should I choose for this question?

65. From this matter, the students have seen another advantage of your teacher Luo (or the noble character of the old-school intellectuals)...

66. The eyes are bloodshot, and the forehead is covered with bloodshot eyes. The upper veins are exposed and hair appears on the feet.

67. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a living black man!

68. What is GRE? It is a test that allows Chinese people to experience the stupidity of Americans.

69. Is Japan a nation of collective BT? yes! But I never scold them as BT, I want to prove how BT they are.

70. While my dad was paying for the medicine, he secretly rejoiced: Fuck, this is my son!

71. Lei Feng helped 6,000 old ladies cross the road in his life.

72. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: There used to be a cherry tree in our house... You all laughed! If you laugh, I won’t talk about it.

73. Soft muscles and a pear-shaped body... What is a pear-shaped body? Hey, what are you looking at me doing? I am definitely not a pear-shaped figure, I have a standard bucket figure!

74. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

75. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

76.ETS is inherently ill-organized in setting questions, so we have to use abnormal ideas to answer questions.

77. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and live on!

78. At this time you found a very considerate third option, shout out! Ni Ping!

79. A strange man like me...

80. You are really pissing me off... Hey... Please!

81. If I meet him, I will destroy him!

82. The theme of our Spring Festival party this year is to highlight the word party. ——This is Sister Ni’s logic

83. Pleasant sadness...

84. Lao Luo: Is this sentence correct? Right? Is it right? Isn’t that right? Us: ...That's not right... Lao Luo: Tell me what's wrong? This simply couldn’t be more right! Boring question, next one!

85. Wind. Cold wind. Cold wind blows. ——Gu Long writes this to earn royalties (charged per line)

86. Ezra Pound is a leading figure in the literary world of the American century. I couldn't get recognition for my poetry writing in the United States, so I went to England to work. Got famous in the UK. Then act recklessly. He cursed the United States and wrote: Capitalism excludes poets. America is capitalist, isn’t Britain? ! Extreme mental confusion is the hallmark of a poet. Later E. P began to study politics. What kind of politics does a poet study?

87. Politics? And he actually supported Mussolini and participated in an anti-American radio station. He loves Chinese culture and is morbidly obsessed with Chinese culture. Translate Confucius's writings into English. I was crazy about Chinese food and couldn't find any Chinese restaurants in Italy, so I was furious: There are no Chinese restaurants, this country is finished!

88. I walked around thinking hard about the fate of China.

89. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility that she does not memorize the words.

90. When I was in the residential class, Lao Yu was not as busy as he is now. Go up the mountain and give a mobilization speech to every trainee. At that time, Lao Yu was a god in our hearts. One day I heard that Lao Yu was coming to give a speech in the evening. So they all ran to the lecture hall early to gather. Lao Yu came after dinner, picked up the phone, and said nothing, just a loud burp. To be as out of place as possible. We were all stunned when we heard this. We looked at each other, our faces were filled with the light of dementia happiness and said: What an approachable burp!

91. What are pesticides used for? It is to help insects engage in eugenics. Better and better pesticides are turning every little bug into a little Tyson. Encountering a bad pesticide is like a drizzle, but a good one is like taking a shower. Moreover, these little bugs are not idle when bathing. While washing, they sing: We are pests, we are pests!

92. I sweat when I tell lies...

93. It doesn’t matter whether you lean left or right, the important thing is to be knocked down!