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Wechat's most domineering signature collection

1. The most nonsense is the sentence on the cigarette case: Smoking is harmful to health!

2. I'd rather be lonely than be the fetter of others.

3. Stay away from me vaguely and be close to me sincerely.

4. Don't try to be brave in some things, and some people don't have to force it.

5. Don't look at me, but I have already pierced my heart with arrows.

6. Why sleep for a long time when you are alive? You will sleep after you die.

7. One day, I will shine brightly.

8. When I am a brother, I will cherish it all my life. If I am not a brother, don't pretend to be in front of me.

9. When you are my brother, you must be worthy of the word "brother".

1. As long as you give me brilliance, I will be prosperous!

11. Break up and be friends, and never serve again.

12. Since you know it well, there is no need to make every sentence sensational.

13. Be smart, wipe your eyes and see the bitch's face clearly.

14. I don't want so many excellent people, but I only want you.

15. Remember, one day, you will regret it.

16. Don't say how brilliant you will be in the future. If you don't work hard, everything will be empty talk.

17. Not everyone can make waves in my heart.

18. Money is for dogs, heart for girlfriends and life for brothers.

19. The more awesome people are, the more modest they are, and the less capable people are, the more pretentious they are.

2. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.

21. I have a perfect me and you who are indispensable.

22. Spell what I want. Earn what I don't have!

23. You have your brotherly feelings, and I have my sisterly feelings.

24. No matter how good the relationship is, don't violate a person's taboo ...

25. Those who let me down, I will send you away.

26. If you regret it, don't come to me. Even if I can't find more love, I won't choose you.

27. The feeling of breaking up without saying a few words to others is not an emotion at all.

28. Be a woman. Whoever takes you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.

29. Don't pin your happiness on others. Real happiness must come from yourself.

3. Don't think that you are very important. I can still live without you, and my life is more exciting!

31. If you don't have the potential to be a cute girl, you must have the consciousness to be a woman.

32. He is fine without me. What qualifications do I have?

33. Couples in the class catch a lot, but I think being single is still better, isn't it?

34. Being single is good. I can have an affair with whoever I want.

35. I'd rather keep silent than complain to those who don't care about me at all.

36. There are all kinds of dogs behind me.

37. If life kicks you a lot, don't forget to slap it twice. It's better to resist than to cry.

38, black eyeliner, red mouth, alas, I grass, all of them are * * * raised head lines

39, women are books, men are pigs, never expect pigs to read books!

4. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and say I regret

41. A mean woman is melodramatic, while a mean man is affectionate.

42. Dear, you played with my best friend, so I can only play with your brother.

43. I eat my snacks, and I grow my flesh. It's none of your business. Are you jealous or envious?

44. Your sympathetic love. Mushrooms cool me. No. Sparse. Han.

45. Teacher, don't bother to change my deskmate. I can talk to anyone.

46. I would rather be a woman among men than play with my head among women.

47. I am covered with thorns because of you. You have no right to say pain.