What are some funny sentences about snoring?

1 A classmate often snores. One morning, he got up and asked his roommate, did I snore last night? Roommate A: I don't know if you snore. Anyway, the voice control light in the corridor was on all night.

Last night, thunder played all night, gongs and drums were loud, and my panda eyes came out. When I got up, I found that the ground was not wet. Boy, it turned out to be snoring.

3. "Quick, record it for him and let him listen tomorrow. The sound is simply. " At this time, the recorder has fallen asleep. "Wow, this cry is bigger than me, still recording me. I don't want to record you. "

4. Let me do it. Come on, record his snoring. We'll never get up again.

The most painful thing in the world is not where you are going, but listening to your snoring at night. I want to be quiet, okay?

6. A man said, "Look at your pale face, two panda eyes. Tell me what you did last night? " The friend said, "How dare you? Listen to this snoring. I never sleep."

7. The saddest thing in life is that there is a snorer next to you at night. He slept well, but you can only envy him.

8. I have to fight and study at night, but I seem to be sleeping, and there is nothing. I am excited every second listening to my father's snoring.

9. The last thing I want to hear is that you snore when I am weakest.

10. The closest distance between me and you is that I can still hear your snoring through a room.

1 1. When you fall asleep happily and see your harmless face, who would have thought that you would persecute the people next to you? You can't sleep and can only stare at you.

12. Insomnia every day is not only mentally fertilized, but also physically insomnia. This purr is comparable to Anbang music.

13. No one can beat my excitement at night. I can't sleep with a history book next to this snoring.

14. the Monkey King hates monks chanting, and I hate you snoring, which makes my life wish I were dead.

15. Your snoring, although my eyelids are fighting, my mind is unusually clear. Let's do our homework.

16. The farthest distance between you and me is so far, but your snoring still won't let me go.