The legendary swordsman's funny quotations

The legendary swordsman 1 funny quotations, he admitted that he gave up!

2. Boss, he is a professional.

3. Why do you care about eggs?

If you want money, it will kill you.

6. Let me go. I told him to let go!

7. He changed his surname to Dugu. You know the name.

8. Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning!

9. My ancestors' ancestors were royalty!

10, it's almost the third grade, but it's not enough.

1 1, where are you fighting? It's a cross!

12, experts watch the doorway and travel by the sidewalk.

13, even died for a prostitute?

14, every time, the whole product placement is like this!

15, I'm not breaking my word, but the Jianghu is too dangerous!

16, hungry legs, er, black hairy legs of 100 meters 9.5 seconds.

17 Are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

18, you can't buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.

19, can write poetry and draw pictures, and be proficient in addition and subtraction within ten minutes.

20, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

2 1, pirated goods! Piracy? Then you come and look at two pages.

22, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, what is this!

23. What's so good about him? He can repair shoes. Would you?

If you don't come back, I'll hatch an egg to accompany me.

25, my leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg!

26. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

27. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

28. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

29. the whole body? Ha ha. I haven't had a whole body since I entered the palace at the age of seven!

I like those with pictures. Those who have pictures never forget, while those who have words are sleepy when they look at them.

3 1, if one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

32. No, I must choose the same as the egg. How can you compete with eggs? I choose eggs.

33. I should be a puppet. What does this have to do with you? Mind your own brothel!

34. From tomorrow on, be a happy person, feed horses and chop firewood, and travel around the world.

35, I have no skill, but my neck is particularly soft, peeking at other people's book practice.

36. Where did you buy this? In the stall, piracy drops, and then the boss will practice two tricks for him in turn.

37. If you have practiced, fight those who have practiced, not me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

38. When the new book went on the market for the first time, Di Renjie skillfully solved the case of body burning, and Scott's orphan, The Green Hornet, had no bullets.

39. I usually read other people's books. I bought this myself, and I also gave a sword score of Shushan with the book.

40, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to draft, grabbing today, not allowed to give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

4 1. My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry and draw pictures, and she is proficient in addition and subtraction within ten years. She also won the third prize in the paper-cut competition in primary school.

42. Let's look at it (fish). Fish can't live without water, and neither can you sail. You can get into the water without paying, and fish can get on board.

43. Do you even watch TMD online games like Tianjiao, World at Two o'clock, Four Seasons Station?

The legendary swordsman's classic quotations

1. I usually peek at other people's books. I bought this one myself, with a sword score of Shushan.

2, let's have a look (fish). Fish can't leave the boat without water. You can't get into the water without paying, and the fish will get on board.

3. Give you three seconds to think about ... "3, 7, 9 ..." (How can anyone count like this? )

If you have practiced, fight with those who have practiced, not with me. He is a professional and I am an amateur. He won. I didn't choose at random.

5. Boss, I lost my first kiss ... haha laughed.

6. Where did this book come from? -Bought it from a stall.-Pirated goods.-Pirated goods? Then you should read two pages before you fuck him.

7, the rivers and lakes are sinister, and if you can't, you will withdraw.

My sister has been better than me since she was a child. She can write poetry, draw pictures, do addition and subtraction skillfully in ten minutes, and won the third prize in the paper-cutting competition in primary school (this is really strong).

9, my leg, my 100 meter 9.5 second black hairy leg!

10, I don't have any skills, but my neck is particularly soft and I peek at other people's books. ...

1 1, "Where did you fight? It is clearly a cross! "

12 is the advertising time.

13, we Jianghu people, benevolence and righteousness are supreme, which is nothing!

14, hello, which unit?

15, tell you a good news, we are robbing.

16, young man, willing to force) 18, relying on mountains to eat, relying on water to eat, grab today, don't give, whoever wants to resist, let him go to hell.

19, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

20. He admits that this book is an admission of failure!

2 1, are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning! Classic quotations come from the water mirror bar SMS network.

23. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It's almost three o'clock, which is not enough.

God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don't need to buy a house unless your mother-in-law is settled.

27. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

29. One generation is arrogant, the world is divided into two parts, the three worlds are romantic, and the Four Seasons Inn ... Do you also play ... Lianliankan in ……TMD online games?

30, insiders watch the door, and the trip depends on the sidewalk.

The legendary swordsman's classic quotations

1. I usually peek at other people's books. I bought this one myself, with a sword score of Shushan.

2, let's have a look, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless! (This can also be transliterated in this way. )

17. The hero who fell off the cliff shouted, "I will come back!" "

18, relying on mountains to eat mountains, relying on water to eat water, grabbing today, not giving, who wants to resist, let him die.

19, don't be too presumptuous, it's useless.

20. He admits that this book is an admission of failure!

2 1, are you young? Never mind, I will be old in two years.

22, don't swear to me, I'm afraid you will be struck by lightning! Classic Quotations Source: Whale Water Bar SMS Network

23. I am a deep person because I live in the basement.

24. It's almost three o'clock, which is not enough.

God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

26. You don't need to buy a house unless your mother-in-law is settled.

27. I am in a hurry to go to work in the morning, and I am in a hurry to get off work when I arrive at the company.

28. If one day I have no money, even 10086 won't care about me.

29. One generation is arrogant, the world is divided into two parts, the three worlds are romantic, and the Four Seasons Inn ... Do you also play ... Lianliankan in ……TMD online games?

30, insiders watch the door, and the trip depends on the sidewalk.

Funny Quotations in Jianghu-How can a person float in Jianghu without a knife?

I must be reborn as a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales. ...

I walked across the south ~ ran across the north ~ drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. I've climbed mountains and fought tigers ~ I've practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple. I often treat Clinton as 250 yuan and feed Sakyamuni to the tiger! There was a dance on the pyramid, and Jesus beat drums on his head.

I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person.

Bathing is a blessing to the ass and a pain to the head; Watching movies is a blessing on the head and a pain on the ass, but listening to you is a pain on the head and a pain on the ass.

The brothers in the dormitory decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved.

People are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not carry knives?

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

If god wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy. He wants them to buy a house first.

I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right. Theory of Three Represents Theory is at my waist, and a group of harmony is on my chest. Man blocks killing, while Buddha blocks killing.

Take your hand and drag it to the dog.

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

I was drunk and nobody obeyed, so I held the wall.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Who says I'm white, thin and beautiful ~ I'll be good friends with him.

About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, take out your ass and look at your underwear. ...

"What is an optimist?" "This ... is like a teapot, my ass is burning red, and I am in the mood to whistle!"

The effect of contraception: if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

Water is cut off during the day, power is cut off at night, wages cannot be paid, and noodles cannot be bought. Deng Xuan was opened to find the answer. It turned out to be the primary stage of socialism, and in the end, damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years.

A friend of mine is an intern in Unicom. One day, an old man came up and said, "Can you get me a mobile card?" Then, the friend said without looking up, "Master, someone has come to smash the venue.