Intoxicating humorous sentences

1、

When the drinker gets up to propose a toast, the advised person will say, "Let's start after drinking".

I want the drinker to have another drink,

At this time, the drinker should respond: "Move your ass to show respect."

2、

A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will be very sad in the future.

3、

Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, and a catty of half a wall, I won't go.