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My cousin

My cousin 1 My cousin is tall and thin, with dark hair and a pair of brown myopia glasses on his high nose. He has an oval face and likes to wear sportswear. He is a sophomore this year.

Every time my cousin comes to my house, he always says hello to me. He reached into my armpit and tickled me with his fingers. I smiled and curled up for help, and then he smiled and took his hand back. However, I still like playing with him. Take him to my house during the summer vacation. He is sitting on the sofa, playing the game "My World" with his mobile phone. As soon as I saw it, I walked up to him and whispered to him, "Cousin, let's play together!" " He looked up at me and said, "Good! I can't ask for it! " I took out my mobile phone, and he helped me download an identical My World game. We registered the game and became friends. In the game, we built city walls, vegetable gardens, pastures, planes, cars and houses together ... not to mention how happy we are!

I like my cousin, his profound knowledge and his lectures on astronomy and geography. Every time he leaves, I look at his distant back, still a little reluctant to go!

My cousin 2 My cousin is twelve years old this year. His thin body, curly hair and talkative mouth don't look much older than me.

My cousin is very naughty. Every time he appears beside me, he will keep making trouble. One night, we went to eat together. When we finished eating, we felt bored. Cousin said, "Let's play a game!" ""good! Very good! " "Remember, we are playing the game of" thugs ". The rule is that two people cut the cloth with stones first, and when they decide on the next few moves, they will hit 10 when they come out of the stone and hit twice when they come out of the scissors. If it's cloth, just hit it five times, understand? " "I understand!" "go! "

We fought fiercely, especially me. I always hit my cousin five times. Whenever he wins, he always puts on a smug expression and counts the times he hits me with a smile. Later, I lost more and more times and he became more and more proud. My hand is red, painful and swollen! Then he said, "I'll hit your left hand and your right hand will write tomorrow!" " "This really makes me angry and ridiculous.

It's good to have a cousin!

Cousin 3 is older than me 10 years old, so I call him big cousin. He is my mother's cousin's child, the only daughter. This time they divided the house into the one in front of us. We are relatives, and now we are neighbors, so we are close relatives.

My cousin's father, that is, my uncle, is an art professor and my cousin's grandfather is a painter. Even menstruation has learned to draw with them, and menstrual meticulous painting is very good. I often go to their home to watch them paint. I can't tell the bees under the glass plate from the real ones, and I'm too embarrassed to take them out.

There are several older children in my cousin's family who are learning to draw. I really envy them. Because I also want to learn painting, my mother said to me, "send me to a menstrual family to learn painting." I like painting. " Mother said, "We are relatives. How dare we ask?" . Just show the painting to your uncle yourself. "I don't have the guts. Who is my painting? How can I get them? In this way, I missed the opportunity to learn painting.

My cousin often asks me to be a model and sit and draw pictures for them. Sometimes I can't sit still and want to run, but my cousin always catches me back. I can't help it I am much younger.

Sometimes my cousin and uncle are painting outside, so let me sleep with her during menstruation. I'd love to, because menstruation always cooks something delicious to entertain me.

My cousin. Do you know my cousin? He is a "famous mountain and great river" figure in Dongxin Village, Yingneiqiao, Huilai County, Jieyang City! He has many characteristics. He is a brave and persistent man who is not afraid of difficulties.

My cousin is 12 years old. He is sallow and emaciated. If I am a tiger, he is a mouse. But I have never heard that mice can be the brothers of tigers. He has small ears, a small nose and a small mouth, but he has big eyes. He is good at playing table tennis. Although he is hard and accurate, he is a strong defensive type. He once took part in the national junior table tennis competition, and it made people feel wronged to lose ..... He was defeated by the person he beat in training. But he was not discouraged and said, "Winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists." He is so strong!

I remember once, the two of us went climbing together and happened to meet my cousin's classmate. He and his classmates began to chase and fight. They jumped up and down on the hillside, and my cousin jumped up and down easily, running like a gust of wind. Suddenly, my cousin's foot was cut by grass, but he didn't even frown. I hurried to check, but he waved his hand and said, "no, no, this injury is nothing." How brave he is!

He is really a brave and strong man! what do you reckon ?

My cousin, 5, has a thin face, a tall man, thick lips and no difference between hair and hedgehog, except that he can't move. This is my cousin Zhu Zhaoqi.

Although he is ugly, he studies hard! I remember one time, I was watching TV while he was doing his homework. Because his TV voice was too low, I turned it up to the maximum, but it didn't affect my cousin's study at all, as if he hadn't heard it. Seeing that he was not affected, I turned off the TV and ran to him, shouting, but he was indifferent. I couldn't do anything about him, so I continued to watch my TV.

I still remember one time, when he had a question, he called his father to ask if he was allowed to check online, and his father readily agreed. He turned on the computer as quickly as possible and went online to find the answer. Immediately after finding it, take a pen and carefully copy the answer, and carefully copy the answer to the homework.

Because my cousin is meticulous in his studies, his grades have always been among the best in his class.

This is my cousin.

My cousin 6 My cousin is tall and thin, with dark hair, a pair of brown myopia glasses and an oval face, and likes to wear sportswear. He entered the second year of college in 20xx.

Every time my cousin comes to our house, he needs to give me a gift. He put his hand under my armpits and tickled me with his fingers. I smiled and curled up for help, and he smiled and put the door handle back. But I still like playing with him very much, so let's talk about his coming to our house during the summer vacation! He is sitting on the sofa with his mobile phone playing my world game. When I saw it, I went to him and whispered, "Cousin, let's play together!" " "He looked up and saw me and said," Good! I can't ask! "I took out my mobile phone and he helped me download an identical My World game. We apply for registration on the game and make friends with each other. In the game, we build ancient city walls, vegetable gardens, farms, planes, cars and houses together ... don't say how happy we are!

I like my cousin, his profound knowledge and his help to astronomy and geography. Every time he leaves, I look at his distant back and feel a little reluctant!

My cousin mentioned my cousin, and I admire him very much, because his perseverance and spirit of overcoming difficulties deeply touched me.

In the third grade of primary school, he signed up as a "little reporter" of the newspaper. He took an active part in various newspaper activities and worked hard at writing. However, he submitted several articles in succession and was not hired.

However, he did not give up because of this, and still insisted on writing. One day in early winter, it began to snow. My cousin was deeply moved to see snowflakes flying all over the sky like countless dancing white elves rushing into the arms of Mother Earth. So, he tried to write a small poem "Snow" and threw it to the newspaper. Unexpectedly, I was really chosen this time. This incident not only brought him joy, but also made him understand a truth-you must pour your true feelings into writing.

After that, he kept creating and looking for opportunities to experience life better. Last summer vacation, he signed up for the newspaper sales activities of the newspaper. On the day of selling newspapers, the sun was blazing, the heat was unbearable, and there were few pedestrians on the street. He stood alone in the street helpless and depressed, but he didn't give up. He watched and thought ... Then, he ran to the entrance of the supermarket, the entrance of the shopping mall and other places where people were concentrated to shout. Finally, through unremitting efforts, my cousin sold out his newspaper as scheduled. As soon as he got home, he tirelessly wrote his real experience as a "small expert in selling newspapers." A few days later, he was selected by the newspaper.

I was deeply moved by my cousin's perseverance and overcoming difficulties in her writing.

Cousin 8 Speaking of my cousin, it's really a little dumbfounding.

He came back from outside last month. My brother and I are playing games in the other room. I saw a strange and familiar figure walk into our house through the window. My mind is spinning fast, counting the possible people, so I must think of my chubby cousin in my mind.

Yes, that's him. My cousin is no longer fat. After graduation, he worked in a hotel, which satisfied his endless stomach. He became fatter after he came back. I feel that he opened the door with his stomach when he entered my house. My cousin has loved eating since he was a child, and he has an advantage of being eloquent since he was a child, which makes people love and hate. It's really hard to refuse, so he will leave him something delicious, and he will accept it and swallow it. In this way, he will get fatter and fatter.

I remember once, my birthday was celebrated by my relatives and friends at my house. Naturally, my cousin is indispensable. I saw him eating most of the fish and a lot of shrimp, but he didn't eat anything when cutting the cake, staring at my birthday cake with envious eyes. It's really interesting.

However, there is an unwritten rule that most students who love to eat are kind-hearted, because the prime minister can punt in his stomach. Although they are potbellied, they are usually broad-minded, will not haggle with you, and will get along much more easily.

My cousin 9 My cousin is very fat. He has big bright eyes and is not tall, but punching is his strong point. Speaking of punching, he jumped three feet high.

There are many ways to punch in, including light, light, soft and hard. Once, I said I brought a lighter to do soft work. This is a duel of rock, paper, scissors, and two out of three. The game began, and the field was quiet, only the sound of snapping was heard. I won the first game and my heart was full of joy, but he was like a withered flower. He didn't give up, and his face was strong and determined to overcome difficulties. I accidentally lost to him in the second game. I don't think I can lose again. He is very calm. The third inning has begun. This is a decisive game. He was dumbfounded when I said I only had to work hard. At first, I stood on the upper hand. I thought I was sure to win the game. It's no use thinking about it. It depends on my strength. I never expected that my card would be halved in an instant, and there was only one left. I really hope that the greater the disappointment, the greater the disappointment. He won, and his mouth was like a pomegranate with a broken belly.

My cousin is really a genius of punching cards. No one can beat him because he is a man who dares to struggle with difficulties.

My cousin 10 My cousin is four years older than me. He is a simple and lovely boy. Among all my brothers and sisters, my favorite is my cousin.

Growing up, I spent the most time with my cousin. I always like to talk with my cousin about my study. He is a patient listener and always listens to me quietly. My cousin has a kind heart, so he has many friends, and everyone likes to play with him. Now my cousin is working in a foreign country, and it will be a long time before we can meet, but this does not affect our feelings.

My cousin is 1.8 meters tall, with a little dark skin and big eyes. My cousin has a good figure. He likes to keep healthy. When he has time after work, he will get into the gym and exercise eight-pack abdominal muscles. My cousin is my idol. He is sunny, optimistic and handsome, and many girls like him. My cousin has a kind heart. When a friend is in trouble, he is always eager to help. My childhood wish was to find a boyfriend like my cousin when I grow up. Although we are not in the same city now, when I am unhappy or frustrated, I always call my cousin to chat. Every time I chat with my cousin, I feel much more relaxed. My cousin is not only my brother but also my good friend.

I hope my cousin can find someone who loves him very much to accompany him in the future, and I hope my cousin will be more and more happy in the future.

My cousin 1 1 My cousin's name is Zhou. His face is round, his eyes are big and he looks bright, and there is a "stupid" mouth that often talks nonsense under his high nose.

My cousin is one year older than me. My cousin has been living in our house since my first grade in primary school. We learn from each other and get along well. But sometimes he is annoying. I remember once, my mother said a few words to me and my cousin giggled. I was a little angry and scolded him, but he kept laughing at me. I can't take it anymore. When I was about to teach him a lesson, my mother stared at me sharply. I quickly shrank my hand back and looked at my cousin's repeated appearance, which made me very unhappy.

It is true that my cousin has a "stupid" mouth. One day when I came home from school, I asked my cousin about her English grades. He said hesitantly, "It seems to be ... ninety-seven points." I said, "97 points is 97 points. Why add a' like'? Don't you know your score? " Now you know, when I say "stupid mouth", I mean he speaks without thinking.

Although my cousin has many shortcomings, she also has many advantages. For example, my cousin loves neatness and doesn't like to leave things lying around. My cousin's clothes are always clean when she comes home from school every day. Open his schoolbag. The books in it are always neatly arranged. I want to learn from him in this respect.

This is my cousin.

Cousin 12 I looked up at the picture above my head: a big brother in his twenties is telling a story to a little girl. This reminds me of someone-my cousin.

My cousin is 1 m 89, but he doesn't like sports, so the height suitable for playing basketball is wasted. Our family often sighs: "Waste, waste, lost a slam dunk master in vain." Cousin not only doesn't like sports, but also likes to sit in the corner of the sofa at home and watch mobile phones or TV. There is a passage that describes his sitting posture very aptly: sitting on the sofa, crossing his legs, holding a mobile phone in his right hand, feeding snacks in his left hand, and glancing at the TV on from time to time. In the long run, even the sofa will collapse.

But my cousin is a tolerant person. When we were young, we went out to play. I sat on my cousin's shoulder, playfully tugging at his hair and pulling off a few small hairs. Although my cousin grinned with pain, he just gently pushed his little paw away and said, "Good boy, don't pull it out." At this moment, I just loosened my demonic claws and grinned innocently. Mom and dad looked at me helplessly, but my cousin smiled with tolerance: "Nothing." Now that I think about it, my cousin has a little less hair now. Was it my fault? Look, how incisively and vividly the bearing is displayed!

Not only that, my cousin is also a particularly humorous and naughty cousin.

My cousin 13 My cousin is very delicate, with thin eyes, red lips and white teeth. She is very likable.

Cousin loves the internet. Once he has the opportunity to surf the Internet, he will drop everything at hand and play games online. Menstruation says his cousin is a "net worm". This summer, my cousin visited my home. Those days coincided with the sauna weather, and the room was stuffy and hot. After sitting for a while, you will soon be sweating all over. However, my cousin sat in front of the computer all day and played various games cheerfully for three days, every day. As a result, he was covered with prickly heat, but he didn't care and remained interested.

Admirable cousin. One day this summer, my cousin and I went to my uncle's house. My uncle's TV is satellite TV. There was something wrong with the TV signal reception system that day, so I couldn't watch TV. Uncle said that he was going to call the technicians of the electrical appliance store in the town to repair it in a few days. My cousin volunteered to help my uncle repair it. Soon, a clear picture appeared on TV and a pleasant voice came out. This surprised my uncle's family. They praised my cousin as a child prodigy.

This is my cousin, a charming boy who loves the Internet.

My cousin 14 My cousin's name is Cheng Tan, and she is in the sixth grade. He has a black and fat face, a pair of big sparkling eyes, a pair of smart ears that always listen to the teacher's lectures, and his witty head is full of endless new things. His black hair looks like a handsome boy at first glance.

My cousin is a good student at school. He never violates discipline. He studies hard and writes a good hand. He has a wide range of hobbies, which makes his classmates envious.

My cousin plays chess very well. His family is no match for him. We all call him "Chess Saint". Whenever I praise him, he smiles from ear to ear.

One day my parents and I went to his house. As soon as I sat down, I clamored to play chess with my cousin. But he thinks my level is too poor, putting on airs and refusing to fight me. After my repeated requests, he reluctantly agreed to play with me. As soon as I went into battle, he beat me out of the water three times and two times, so I had to run away. Dad saw me unhappy and said, "Just give up. Even I am no match for Xiao Tanzi, let alone you. " Although I don't want to be defeated by him, I have no choice but to give up. I thought to myself, my cousin is not only good at chess, but also good at learning. I have to learn from him.

This is my cousin. He plays chess very well. Play chess with him, no matter how hard you try, he will always be invincible.

My cousin 15 I admire many people, but my cousin impressed me the most.

He is tall, with a pair of eyebrows bent like a bow and a pair of bright eyes below. There is a glib mouth under a straight and tall nose.

Cousin likes reading, which can be described by a word "fondle admiringly".

Once, my mother asked my cousin to have dinner, but my cousin didn't hear me at all. Mom urged him again, and he casually said, "Save some for me." Mother was angry when she heard this. "You can't read now. Let your eyes rest for a while." Say that finish, mother confiscated the book.

Another day, I went back to the toilet late at night and saw a faint light under his bed. Curious, I quietly walked to the bed and saw my cousin reading a book with relish in his hand. I told him that he didn't hear me. Seeing his serious appearance, I left the room carefully without disturbing him.

He not only likes reading, but also likes helping others. One summer when he was in physical education class, he learned that his classmates had dropped the money his mother bought him water. He was afraid of being beaten at home and cried. My cousin offered his money for water to his classmates, but he drank raw water himself. As a result, he had to get an injection for his stomachache.

This is my cousin, and you are really a good example for me to learn from.