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Unisex super drag personality signature short love will make people cry.

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It's not that I don't want to do it, but I'm too lazy to post things.

When you get married, you must let me be your maid of honor, because I want to walk into the church with you.

Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to individuals.

My future son told me where to find your father,

Cherish those who say good morning to you every day. Not everyone can think of you when they wake up.

Even if your mouth is hard and uncomfortable, you always need someone to accompany you to feel at ease.

Love can make people cry, and friendship exists to help people dry their tears!

The world is neither too big nor too small to satisfy you.

I took your hand, walked in a romantic afternoon, waved and disappeared in the wind and rain.

I don't delete you, I don't hack you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that bitch.

Pain is only a hundred days//

Don't take yourself too seriously In the end, you are nothing @!

In exchange for all the offspring you love

You see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, you met me, how nice.

I love you, my black cat sheriff.

Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness! ! !

Clearly care, but still heartless said it doesn't matter.

I don't look like it. Even if you are unhappy, you won't say it. . .

I'm not beautiful if I don't cry.

I really don't understand why you like fucking bitches with guns so much.

Ten years later, I will sing for you for ten years.

It takes some pain to see the truth,

Is there a person who once made you crazy, but now he is desperately forgetting? .

Li Han is such a bitch. She loves everyone she meets.

Why can't you see my kindness? I have never seen anything in my eyes.

Don't forget what you have, cherish what you get, don't give up, and leave what you lose as a memory.

I am willing to bring you sunshine and live an active and optimistic life with you.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect you to be such a special scum-

If you like to get together but don't like to leave, why stay when you should go?

Love is that you exist when I need you, and I will never leave you when you need me.

Dear best friend, I hope I can attend your wedding one day, be your maid of honor and marry you with a smile.

A game, a rule, can go on, but can't afford it.

Have fun on the last day.

There is a person who has always liked, but has always been a friend.

If I scold you, you can understand that it is called swearing. I don't understand. That's a compliment

How can I keep you? I never overestimate myself.

I still love you.

If you love me, I won't add an if before this sentence.

Dear, how lucky I am to meet you in my life.

Primary school classes cost a lot of money, junior high school classes cost a lot of money, senior high school classes cost a lot of money, and college classes cost a lot of money.

I believe that waiting will always have results, because there is nothing wrong with persistence.

Love doesn't come when Cao Cao says it.

I don't take the initiative to find you, not that you are unimportant, but that I don't know if I am important or not.

What a coincidence! Yesterday was Valentine's Day in China, and today is Valentine's Day in foreign countries?

I like to get a reply within a few seconds of sending a message, which feels good.

There is a destiny takes a hand who calls him 372 1.

Everything is not because you are cruel, but because I am naive? Talk about it cheerfully.

If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.

My strange temper drove away many people, but I also left my truest self.

The exam results represent my life.

-fall in love with a wild horse, but my family has no grassland.

If you can't get into this world, don't squeeze hard. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

I tie my shoelaces every day because I know no one will stop and wait for me.

How can I trust a liar?

Who do you like? ? Not you anyway? Will it kill you to lie to me? ? I lied. I'm not dead. ?

Valentine's Day is just an ordinary Tuesday.

Do you have one or two friends? You are not gay, but you love her.

[Why did you put your hand so fast when you said not to leave]

This season, this weather, the charm of wearing stockings, shows the best figure of women;

Not many people know me, not many people remember me and not many people understand me. Why should I smile at everyone?

Daughter-in-law's kiss is the sweetest thing in the world

Will you shut up? My story is so charming that you have to waste your breath commenting.

Don't make any vows to me easily, I'm afraid they won't come true in the end. In the end, it all turned into ridiculous lies.

I like people who can make me laugh easily.

In my next life, I want to be a hedgehog. The closer you get to him, the more you hurt him.

What is a friend? It is a fool who is still on your side after you have made an unforgivable mistake.

-When we are young, we mistakenly think that habit is love *

Money, how many people who love each other can't be together, money, how many people who don't love each other sleep together *

What's the smell of getting old? There may be mixed feelings, but there will always be sweetness.

? Go to bed early in the future! ? Why? I can't afford a national treasure at present.

The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

I hate it when your new lover imitates me. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. In the end, you will tell me that this is normal.

Two people who really love each other will not lose to distance, money or gossip.

Don't always think that the world is always thought of by others.

I wouldn't call young people if I had heard of people coming.

How many people are watching you? I really want to delete them all. .

Today, we create bad people and love animals.

I'm not cute or beautiful. I just need someone who loves me, that's all,

Dear dad, happy holidays. Dad is a hero. Please take good care of him in the years to come.

Dad is my biggest reliance. I can't live without him. Dad, I love you.

Clear summer blue whale harbor town and cool dreams, long hair fluttering, I want to marry you.

Many people can't live without their mobile phones in the street. In fact, they don't want to play much, but to cover up their embarrassment of no one to accompany them.

I also have blood, tears, hate, love, crying, laughing, suffering and fatigue, so don't abandon me like a doll.

Is there a man who can shed a little blood for me and feel distressed to death?

If that person has ever appeared in the world, others will make do, and I don't want to make do.

Take off shoes that don't fit you. It really hurts.

If you have someone else in mind, make it clear that I quit.

what can I do for you? This is trivial. Please care about your man, dear dad.

I thought it was just that I thought

Actually, I don't like you very much, but I wish you a happy holiday

I will hate everyone you have ever loved, including me. .

With a gun pointed at your head, you can make a request.

Lu Xun has always been my favorite CP, and I like you, a brother who is not like my brother or my brother.

Scold is a friend's face, behind his back. That's a dog.

-The Ferris wheel didn't return to its original point. It carries a circle of happiness, doesn't it?

Because we both know each other, we know where the knife wound is deepest.

Watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ cold drink+a person who loves you = a whole summer.

Children can cry in a mess when they are sad. When the tears run dry, they should look up and smile beautifully.

Your eyes are a deep sea, drowning me in this world.

Love is the last reason to break up.

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. Now that I think about it, it's a good thing I didn't cherish it.

I want to know someone who smells like watermelon.

In the happy country of love, you are the only one for me, and I love only you.

You always laugh at Jing M.Guo for being short, but has he ever laughed at you for being poor?

You are my free trash can and the most precious wealth in my life!

You love him so much, why don't you keep him?

No matter how hard I try to catch something that doesn't belong to me, it's useless.

Shit, I won't cry anymore. My eyes are swollen.

Every time, I start the conflict first, and then I try to suppress it.

Let me send you a beautiful wedding.

The person who cares most suddenly ignores me.

_ _ _ _ _ _ I want to attend your wedding and be your bride.

It's nothing like me to watch you walk quietly.

I want to draw a circle, I shut myself in and keep the memories out.

The definition of good friends is that they will make your shortcomings public, but they will never leave you.

Love is not about finding a perfect person. But learn to love an imperfect person.

When you leave, who will I show you sadly?

Actually, I love you very much

I really want to get drunk and call you to tell you that I love you.

May the person I love at the age of seventeen be my partner at the age of seventy.

I smiled and watched you lie to me? Have a pleasant conversation

Have you ever found yourself indifferent to women?

Don't tell me you're sorry. I really don't want to say what I don't want to say, okay? It doesn't matter? .

I rented it on Children's Day. There are no restrictions, just take me to eat and drink.

Happiness is not regret.

Don't say leave me, okay? I will be very sad.

No photos, no status, when it's quiet, the visiting people are the ones who really care about you.

Then who, I tell you, my mood is for you, please take your seat accordingly, don't pretend to be there.

When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and pretend that everything is a dream.

The wife is beautiful, lovely and considerate. I'm sorry, she's mine!

Work hard, so that you can appear in front of those who denied you in the future with a perfect attitude.

The castle of love belongs to you and me.

Delete you but remember that your qq only looks for you again and again, but it will never bother you/

Everyone will change @

Do you know why I like hanging up on you? Because I don't want to hear it when you hang up? DuDu? .

? The old one won't go. New ones don't come. You can buy things if you drop them. I lost my feelings. What can I get back? ?

I am a playboy. I spent all my thoughts on you.

? //Meeting you is my most surprising commemoration of meeting you. Thinking of you is the sweetest reincarnation in my heart.

I am kind, but not as good as an angel; I am guilty, but I am not the devil. I am who I am. I can't copy it.

He touched my best friend's heart and they got together. I really want to go forward and give him two hands.

* As long as we are together, I am willing to be miserable and tired.

Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

Mom, I love you. Happy holidays, mom. Mom, I love you. I love you, Vojinj.

Please raise your hand if you expect love.

Tanabata, the rest is just inexplicable loss.

I want stable happiness to resist the cruelty of the ending.

It's like copying every day.

When you stop loving, it's time to end.

The fat man who lives on the sixth floor, this is the rhythm of revenge on society! ! !

? People who don't love are guilty.

If you don't like me, love me or hurt me, please leave @

Why has my signal never been triggered?

I walked slowly in my memory, but I didn't know I was in tears.

There is such a love, only for your own good and desperate. There is a kind of love that not every couple can have, but what they yearn for. What kind of love is there?

My greatest regret in my life is that I haven't made many normal friends.

If you are happy, you will become a fool; If you are sad, you will become a poet.

From now on, I won't embarrass myself for others.

Selfless friendship is one of the truest and most beautiful things in life.

A girl's goodness is only known to the girls around her-to her best friend.

There is someone I love in my password.

I envy the love from school uniforms to wedding dresses.

I love someone, and I am lucky but happy.

Hook up with enough dogs.

I will travel alone.

You are a chronic disease that I will never die. The disease begins with the heartbeat and ends with the fly ash of the bones.

Give me a little courage, and I'll get the person I love back! !

It doesn't matter if you forget, as long as I remember.

Can I tell you a joke? The name of this joke is love.

Taking care of everyone's feelings is bound to be uncomfortable.

Tell me a thousand times that I don't love you. I lied to you, but I couldn't lie to myself.

You laugh at me for having no friends, and I pity you for having many friends but not being sincere.

I don't love you. Do I love instant-boiled mutton? I don't miss you. Do you miss Chinese cabbage?

When I was born, you were liquid.

It is happy to have a sister paper like you as a girlfriend without integrity.

A mistake can easily make others forget all your goodness.

Fan my infatuation and delusion to death

I always expect someone to sympathize with me and take everything for me.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell. . . .

Some people just sneeze.

You can't tell me why you love me, and you can't tell me what kind of expression you like from me.

*/Friendship is not lost to any kind of love.

Don't wait until you leave to regret not telling me clearly.

You have stabbed me so much, or just shoot me in the head and let me die faster.

You can't bear to ignore a person who says what you hate most.

Why are destined couples having a third party? Why are lovers without love having no third party?