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Tell me about those lecherous women
Somehow, I suddenly thought of these lovely women in Wei and Jin Dynasties.
There are three kinds of people in the world who can't be provoked: infatuated women, crazy women and women.
Once crazy, women are crazier than men.
Don't believe it? Please look down.
Where are you going? Who told you to stare at somebody else's pants and read the text!
1。 Throw the fruit to Pan Yue. Pan Yue is the most beautiful man in the world. Whenever Pan Yue goes out, the streets are crowded with bright-eyed women, older girls and kannika nimtragol. Their hair is supple, their faces are fair and their clothes are neat. Clap your hands, scream and surge to Pan Yue's car. Pan Yue turned a blind eye. The car drove so fast that the women couldn't catch up. They can only throw their gifts into the car. Flowers, fruits, purses and sachets with women's body fragrance soon fill Pan Yue's car, and the poor handsome boy is submerged in the pile of flowers and fruits, showing his head in the waves like a drowning man.
2。 Watch and kill Wei Jun.
Wei Jie, a native of the Western Jin Dynasty, is said to be a famous metaphysicist. But what is more famous is his face value.
How high is the face value? It's hard to describe. There are women around him everywhere he goes anyway.
Some people may say that you are an old man who talks nonsense. According to you, this place is not for women. It's just a pack of wolves, or a pack of wolves called hooligans.
Wei Jie has been particularly handsome since he was a child. It seems that when he was five years old, he went out in a sheep cart and was surrounded by adults. He can't get enough of it. As he watched it, he sighed with emotion: "This child is simply carved out of jade."
From small to large, Wei Jie not only has a high face value, but also has a breathtaking temperament. So every time he goes out, he is always surrounded by groups of enthusiastic women, and it is extremely difficult to break through the tight encirclement.
May be jealous of beauty, Wei Jie is weak, and she is pestered by women every time she goes out. Soon, he fell ill and died at the age of 27.
Fans have been crazy since ancient times, and these playboys can watch their idols die. Can't drop it!
3. Drilling the wall only for the peeping "Mrs. Kanggong"
Everyone covers their mouths at the mention of "voyeurism", not for fear of dripping water, but for fear of nausea and vomiting.
There are often voyeuristic news on the Internet, under the partition of bathhouses, bedrooms and bathrooms, and pinhole cameras in hotels ... Needless to say, all these disgusting things are men, wretched men and perverted men.
Women peek, too What are you talking about? How come...
There really is. Unlike the ancients, this ancient woman is not an ordinary person. She is Dan Tao's wife, Han, and is called "Mrs. Comparable".
Strangely, Mrs. Shan's voyeurism did not arouse the saliva all over the place, but was interpreted in different ways by such official books as unofficial history, which became an anecdote that idle people talked about.
This is not my rumor. If you want to create rumors, you must find Liu Yiqing. He made up almost all the rumors about Wei and Jin Dynasties in Shi Shuo Xin Yu.
According to Shi Shuo Xin Yu Yuan Xian, Dan Tao and Ji Kang and Ruan Ji hit it off as soon as they met. He used my Shandong saying "cotton trousers" and wanted to wear a pair of trousers. Han felt that his interaction with these two people was beyond the general friendship, so he asked him what was going on.
Guess what Dan Tao said?
"There are only two people who can be my friends at present!"
Wow, what kind of person hooked my husband's soul like this?
Han wanted to see what those two big men looked like, so she said to him, "I want to see them, too, can I?"
She was also afraid that her husband would disagree, so she pulled out the ancients to help out: "Didn't the scum also see the fox and Zhao?"
Dan Tao promised to come down.
Soon Ji Kang and Ruan Ji came again. Han persuaded them to stay and prepared good wine and meat.
In this way, three men on one side talked by candlelight at night, and Han on the other side "watched it with a hat at night, but forgot." In order to spy on these two handsome guys, Han showed a rare enthusiasm, not only drilled through the wall of his home, but also waited until dawn to come back.
I'm going to put in a sentence here. There are different explanations about "dressing at night". Some people say that Han drilled a small hole in the wall of her house to see two beautiful men, and she peeped at the handsome little fresh meat through this small hole; Others said that "wearing a coffin" was not drilling a wall, but she climbed over a small wall and went to the backyard to spy out what three big men were doing.
Whether I'm drilling a wall or climbing a low wall, I eavesdrop and peek all night. I said this Korean lady is really interesting!
Later, when the couple talked about it, Dan Tao made fun of his wife jealously: "What do you think of this big night?"
This Han is also cute, pretending to be stupid and soft, completely ignoring her husband's feelings: "Alas, in terms of looks, talents and tastes, you can't compare with others at all. Well, with this, you can make friends with them!"
It is said that the Wei and Jin Dynasties were wonderful, so it seems that it really is.
4. The big vinegar jar became a honey jar.
Tigers can't be provoked, nor can tigers, especially jealous people. It doesn't matter whether you are an ordinary person or an emperor, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign.
It is probably human nature for a man to be lascivious, just like a greedy cat stealing fish. Stealing or trying to steal is certain, but it is not necessarily just the difference between having a chance or not being caught.
But everyone loves lewdness, and it is difficult for men and women to come up. The following story is that the tigress in the jealousy fell in love with the beautiful woman hiding in her husband's golden house.
Who is the tigress? Si Manan Star, Princess of Nankang in Eastern Jin Dynasty. Her father and two brothers are both emperors, and their marriage is still managed by their brothers, which makes this Sima Xing man willful and fierce.
"I still pity you, not to mention the old slave?" This sentence is the evaluation of Princess Sima of Nankang on her husband's concubines. How beautiful is a woman who can make another woman stunned!
At this time, it is probably this man who should show off in an ostentatious manner. Two wives, a princess and a peerless beauty are simply enviable!
Where is this man? How many people came running towards him with a five-meter machete?
He's really not afraid of you. I'm used to swords and shadows. I'm afraid you're just a few thieves.
He is the lean Huan Wen of the Eastern Jin Dynasty.
In 346 AD, Huan Wen wrote to the imperial court, demanding the destruction of Shu. After pacifying Shu, Huan Wen met a stunning woman, who was the sister of the last emperor of Cheng Han. Huan Wen glanced at the seven souls and lost three plus four, thinking day and night. After all, the hero didn't pass the beauty pass, so he secretly brought her back with a concubine.
You can only sneak around. You have to sneak around. If you want to marry a concubine, that's fine. What's more, does Princess Nankang dare to provoke her?
Huan Wen knew this, of course, for fear of leaking any news. But there is no windtight wall in this world, but Princess Nankang found it, gnashing her teeth with a dozen followers, each with a bright knife in her hand, aggressive and combative.
When I went to the back room and looked through the window, Li's daughter was combing her hair by the window.
Princess Nankang kicked the door into the room with a bang. I saw Li Heifa pouring down like a waterfall, her fingers slender as jade, her whole body skin coagulated and refined, and the fairy descended to earth, so that Princess Nankang suddenly stood there.
"I lost my family and my life was boring. If you want to kill me, please help yourself. "
Princess Nankang has been shocked by the beautiful scenery in front of her. She heard the delicate words of the other side. I don't know which string god made a mistake, but the tigress suddenly became a living bodhisattva.
Princess Nankang released her hand, and the pill fell to the ground. She held the young girl in her arms and couldn't help mumbling, "I feel sorry for you, let alone an old slave."
Haha, I loved this wonderful person as soon as I saw it, not to mention the bad old man in our family!
This is probably the gentlest story in history. The first wife and concubines are sisters, and Huan Wen is so blessed.
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