Talk about COVID-19's humor.

1. In order to look good in the village, I decided to drive my Mercedes-Benz home for the New Year. Unexpectedly, the epidemic broke out and he was kept in the village for two months. Looking at the Mercedes-Benz showing off in the yard, my heart ached, and the rent was more than 800 a day.

2. The reason why I was able to stay at home for dozens of days was that the lame cries of female cadres came from the loudspeakers in the town, which made me feel ashamed: "Don't go out without 40 million, don't go out without 40 million, don't go out without 40 million, and say the important things three times."

3. Seeing that there was only 10 mask left at home, I decided to go to the street to buy a mask and come back for emergency. As a result, I didn't buy a mask and lost a mask.

4. Spring Festival travel rush can be realized at home now, without spending money. Going out of the dormitory is equivalent to Zhou Bianyou. Going to the lobby is a tour in the province, going to the balcony is a domestic tour, and going to the village to get a pass is basically an outbound tour.

In May 20th13rd, SARS snapped up salt, and in 2020, COVID-19 snapped up Shuanghuanglian, because we are descendants of "Salt Yellow". Experts say that we are earnestly advised not to go out, but some people just don't listen because they are descendants of "deafness". ?

6.2/kloc-0.4 A boy asked me out for Valentine's Day, and I hacked him decisively. These days, it's ok to cheat feelings, but not to cheat me out to work hard.

7. Seven years later, I may face a question asked by my son when he comes back from school: "Dad, why are our classmates' birthdays in the same month?"

8. I live by brushing my mobile phone at home, but the signal is not very good. On the Internet, I saw a router called "King of Wall Crossing", which is called "Wall Crossing is vigorous and full of signals." I bought one happily. After the parcel arrived, I opened it and saw that there was a big hammer besides an ordinary router.