Help me write "I am a pig", just be funny, the more the better, thank you!

I live in a big pigsty. There are many little pigs like me, and so are many uncles and aunts.

Do you still doubt it?

If I say I am a great pig, do you doubt it?

From my ancestors to now, I don't know how many generations our race has lasted, but did you use my wisdom to give birth to a pig?

My mother said that I am unusual because there is a black spot behind my ear. Mom said that with so many brothers and sisters, it's not unusual for you to have that black spot.

I believed my mother's words, so I decided I was a great pig.

Great pig?

I have to do something to make people admit that I am great.

According to my mother, our ancestors were not like this before. They are singing and running freely in the mountains, and even tigers are afraid of three points when they see them. I have never seen a tiger. I heard it was horrible.

I have longed for that mountain forest since I was a child. I don't know what the mountains are like. There should be a lot of pig feed in it. Well, there must be many, otherwise our ancestors wouldn't sing so happily.

Mom disappeared and never came back.

After that, many uncles disappeared and never came back

The scouts I sent got important information.

Let's push a little pig out together and show it around. The pig was caught back, and when he came, his face was white and he could not speak.

It turns out that people raise us to eat us!

I told my people what I found. It's like a blockbuster! In terms of human beings, only Columbus can compare with me when he discovered the new continent.

I called an emergency meeting in the pigsty.

I'm telling you, we can't just sit back and wait. If we don't take action, the butcher knife will fall on our necks sooner or later! We must resist. We have our rights.

Everyone said it was right.

I will negotiate with someone tomorrow.

The meeting has come to an end.

The next day.

No matter how much I howl, the guy who comes to feed me just doesn't understand me. Later, a doctor was invited, and you were really ill!

On this day, some uncles and aunts disappeared.

We can't do this anymore. People will not pity us. We're on a hunger strike.-Yes, we are! I made an appeal.

The third day.

No pigs eat. The keeper is as anxious as a sick ant. But unfortunately, our hunger strike finally failed, because many pigs did not agree to destroy their bodies to resist.

Some members are missing.

That night, I presided over a top secret meeting and made an earth-shattering resolution: we should escape from prison!

This is a top secret plan. Even if a pig gets wind of it, I will face the disaster of decapitation. However, for the sake of greatness, I am still willing. I think there will be something of mine in the history of pigs in the future.

Prison break is a complicated plan. First of all, no one can find it; Secondly, I will take them to the forest rich in feed, which is the land where our ancestors lived; Third, we must try to open the door.

I handed the previous reconnaissance work to the cleverest pig, and they brought me a lot of valuable information. It turns out that the gate is in the south.

In order to save the lives of more brothers and sisters, the plan was carried out ahead of schedule.

On a moonless night, there are few stars, and I can only feel a little wind.

Let's go!

Pigs jumped out of the pigsty one by one according to my pre-deployment. In the end, it was just me and her two pigs. I asked her to jump first, but she didn't agree. She said, you are the leader, and everyone depends on you!

To be honest, I like her. So I asked her to jump out with the order of the leader.

What should I do?

I think hard.

At last I found some wood.

I arched the wood to the edge of the circle, then stepped on the wood and jumped successfully. Yeah! I gave myself full marks.

Pigs admire my wisdom. According to our map, we arrived at the south gate soon. However, the door is too high, and it is an iron gate. I can't turn it over and it's noisy!

What should we do?

Do or die, the leader has figured out a way.

Everybody stand back, arch the ground with your mouths, and arch a way out!

We'll be out soon.

Pigs have regarded me as a leader since they came out. I am naturally full of ambition and spring breeze, leading my subjects to find our mountains and forests. By the way, I want to get married and marry her. No, the queen.

But where is our mountain?

I'll take them out. I have to find a place for them.

Mother said that there were relatives among our ancestors. Let's go to a relative's house.

This is a difficult journey. We should avoid people during the day and dare to come out at night. The food on the road was not delicious, and many pigs died of illness. I don't know how many days later, we found our relatives. But I think they are too ugly.

We explained our purpose, but he looked at us and said, no. I asked why. He said, you are pigs.

No way, we can't find our Fulin, because relatives say they just eat grass. However, more than half of our employees who eat grass are skinny.

I can't bear to let them suffer any more.

We are on our way home.

This is a quick trip, because we are all eager to return.

We paid a heavy price and returned about one third of the pigs. The rest, all dead.

People are still very kind to us, and we don't have to worry about food anymore.

The number of brothers and sisters around me is still decreasing. One day, she also disappeared.

I told one of my sons that our ancestors were not like this. They live in the mountains. Even tigers are afraid of them!

The cub asked, what is a tiger?

I said, me too. ......

I was dragged out.

I know my time has come.

Before he died, I suddenly remembered a poem written by a man: laughing at the sky with a horizontal knife, the liver and gallbladder are two Kunlun mountains.

I am a pig, and I am a big failed pig. I'm dying, do you still doubt it?