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Consult the classic lines of Master Xing's "God of Food"
Stephen Chow: There is no cold water in alkaline noodles, so the whole bowl of soup tastes like alkaline water. Fish eggs don't smell like fish either, but it's naive to make curry fish eggs by adding curry to cover them up, because you haven't cooked them for enough time. The curry flavor is only superficial and does not sink into it. After being put into the soup, the flavor is washed away. A good curry fish egg, you get either fish flavor or curry flavor, the failed radish is not picked, there is too much residue, the failed pigskin is cooked too badly, and it is not bitten to the end, and it is a failure! The pig's head is red and loose, and it will be scattered in one clip. Failure in failure! The worst thing is that this large intestine is not cleaned up, and there is still a lump of shit. Are you kidding? Turkey: Just say "chop suey noodles". What's so strange about having two shits? Twenty-three dollars MC: He is arrogant, but he has a good heart. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people; He can use the fire given by God to the extreme, and he can make super dishes called the art of fire! Is he the incarnation of the gods or an angel from hell? No one knows, but what is certain is that everyone gives him a title-God of Food! Steven Zhou: The counters should be as narrow as possible and there should be as many chairs as possible. Don't be too comfortable. Let them go after eating. The straw should be as thick as possible and the ice should be as big as possible. After drinking one soda, they will buy a second one. Stephen Chow: What are you arguing about? Mix them together to make colored cow pills, you idiot! Goose head: I've never felt so fresh and refined. Fresh beef mixed with sweet shrimp tastes worse than rat spots, and even more poetic than my first love. The so-called "looking up, I found it was moonlight, and then sinking, I suddenly remembered home" is a good poem! Good poem! Stephen Chow: No God of Food! Or everyone is a god of food! Mom and dad, big brother and little brother, men and women, as long as they have the heart ... everyone can be a god of food!
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