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An alternative analysis of Capricorn

Capricorn is an industrious, brave, conservative, kind, diligent, practical, responsible and trustworthy constellation.

Many of them are entrusted with important tasks, and more people hold high positions. Many leaders are Capricorn, including our founding President Mao Zedong.

But if you deeply analyze the characteristics of this constellation, you will find that there is a deeper inner world under the appearance of their efforts.

Great admiration for the cause.

In fact, why Capricorn is so hardworking and responsible is because they are born in a position symbolizing their career. Their life is a life of pursuing career success, and their highest ideal & happiness is here. For them, the beauty of appearance and the sweetness of life are not what they need most. Their hearts yearn for power and success. When they are unsuccessful, they are diligent, practical, respectful to leaders and enthusiastic to others. They look loyal and kind, and are good at observing the thoughts of leaders, especially favored by superior leaders and entrusted with heavy responsibilities. In fact, they are not so humble and easy-going. They are actually very proud and have an inflated self-inclination. Everything they do is carefully paving the way for a bright future in their hearts. They often bow their heads, but they are likely to change their faces when they treat their subordinates.

Capricorn's passion and loneliness

Capricorn people seem to be very good at communicating with others. They are generous and warm, and feel at home with their friends. However, they are not so enthusiastic people. They are indifferent and very arrogant. However, they have a gift for communicating with others. They are talkative, sincere, generous and loyal enough. This makes them feel at home in complex interpersonal relationships, and this has become an important capital for their success. They know that these communication networks will be used by them, so they are more willing to spend money and take pains. They are good at uniting all possible forces, and they will do their best as long as it is beneficial to the goal.

Capricorn's sincerity and plan

In this way, Capricorn seems insincere, but in fact it is unfair. Capricorn is not insincere. If they want to be nice to a person, they can completely influence this person, because they can think what you think, worry about you and make you feel infinitely close. They just have such a gift. Therefore, it is a good thing to marry a Capricorn husband or wife. They are born with a sense of responsibility and treat their partners well.

However, their problem is that they are good at setting goals in anything, and their kindness to people is based on the achievement of a certain goal or vision. If they can succeed and have the hope of success, they will pay all their hearts for it. And once they feel hopeless, they will immediately let go without mercy. There are no words like heartbroken and unwilling in their dictionary. If they are trapped by love, they are trapped by morality and social morality. Everything goes according to plan, and they adjust their strategies at any time. That's it. So there is no doubt that they are calculating people, and in the twelve constellations, there are still most people who are not calculating, so the old goat can often become a real leader.

Capricorn's sense of humor and boredom

Many people say that Capricorn is a boring constellation. It is true that a person who is good at making plans and implementing them step by step is really boring to get along with. But the strange fact is that Capricorn has a good sense of humor. I know many humorous Capricorn, and their humor is definitely from talent. I have always thought that humor is difficult to learn and master. But unfortunately, there is still a gap with Capricorn. Maybe it's utilitarian Maybe some benefits are utilitarian, but you can't do it.

Capricorn's desire

Male Capricorn is an absolute womanizer (female Capricorn basically has no such tendency). It is a bold guess that basically 80% of male Capricorn have had sexual experiences other than their partners. Capricorn is a group of very slutty people. Although they are well-dressed, traditional and conservative, and love their homes and rooms, this does not affect their smuggling outside. For many people, this is a great sin. But this is actually harmless to Capricorn. He will not affect his family because of smuggling, so they are extremely cautious and precise in their discretion, and they are very happy with this fighting spirit. They usually don't get into deep other relationships, but it is definitely possible to have fun often. And they are still so kind to their families, they can't be picky or perfect.

After all, I think Capricorn is really smart. They are the best people in the twelve constellations who plan themselves carefully, from life planning to peripheral relations. They have too many advantages to count with their fingers. But their utilitarianism often prevents them from getting along naturally and being kind to them. Sometimes being too calculating is not necessarily a good thing.

An alternative analysis of Leo

Leo. Born king. Frank personality, gentleness and chivalry, and extraordinary self-confidence.

But who can give us a real lion?

Self-confidence is a double-edged sword.

Everyone knows the confidence of a lion. There is no doubt that you were born to stand in the center of the stage.

To tell the truth, I envy the lion's unparalleled confidence. Why should I be so proud? And pride makes people admire involuntarily. Perhaps it is because of this self-confidence that lions have almost incredible abilities. Sometimes, the almost impossible thing can succeed in its place, really thanks to the generosity of "Who else". The so-called self-confidence is the premise of success in life, which can definitely be fully proved in lions.

However, after a certain degree of self-confidence, this person often becomes confused and headstrong about the situation. Therefore, although lions can make brilliant achievements, it is difficult to sustain them. The recent PK Hugo incident in Chen Kaige is also a disproof of Leo's character. Director Chen is a typical Leo. In character, he has a strong sense of self-centeredness, so this thing that could have been laughed off made him furious and out of control. Sometimes when a person is confident to a certain extent, he will become intolerant of any opposition, tough to the end and autocratic, which can be regarded as the negative of self-confidence. Therefore, lions are cute because of their confidence, and hateful because of their inflated confidence.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Leo is born so tough, there is nothing to say, but it is worse than King Kong, and everything else is unparalleled. Of course, this does not mean that lions are as beautiful as men. Many stars have the temperament of a queen. At least they think they are definitely the queen. Whether you admit it or not, that's your problem.

This tough talk is about the lion's desperate and aggressive attitude towards work and career.

In fact, Leo is a group of people who need a career to prove their existence value. If you look at the individual signatures of lions, it must always be: I want to work hard, I want to struggle, I want to ... I want to get ahead anyway.

They are conscientious in the field of work and forget to eat or sleep. My cousin is such a typical lioness. She hates it when people look down on her. Originally, she didn't look down on her work at all, but looked down on her for others. She worked hard, got up early and worked overtime, and made great efforts to become an excellent provincial department. Now she can be proud and full of energy. That kind of pride is really cute. Seriously, I still like the undeniable courage of the lion, which is hard enough and cool enough.

Is to have simple love.

Lions are often complained by lovers because of the great contrast between the two poles. The reason is that he is very kind to you, but he ignores you after catching up with you, and even doesn't bother to reply to text messages and phone calls, which really hurts girls. Of course, this phenomenon only belongs to the lion man, but the lion woman is different. Lion girls are good at telephone praise, although they show two poles, but the essence is the same-they like to conquer and be loved infinitely.

After determining the relationship, the lion men let go of 120, and their enthusiasm was not as fierce as it was in the conquest period, because they were easily bored and enthusiastic, but only for three minutes. Especially after the relationship is confirmed, he has decided that you are one of his own, so there is no need to engage in what he thinks is hypocrisy. In his eyes, those are superfluous. He thinks that love is love, and not love is not love, that's all. It is said that when they were out of the street, Faye Wong saw a lot of things, and the next day, it was bound to be sent to Faye Wong's room.

See, this is the way to conquer the lioness. The lioness pays more attention to ritual and love than other constellations, not only on the spiritual level, but also on the material level.

Although the male lion and the female lion have different behaviors, they love each other seriously and directly, and will not change easily. Therefore, there is no need to beat around the bush too deliberately when falling in love with lions. Lion man is a man among men and can't understand this set. The lioness is the queen among women, and everything must be obeyed by her. If you can understand this, it is naturally unfavorable. You will have a hero who makes the gods cry, and you will also have a noble queen who is only gentle to you.

The contradiction between generosity and meanness

Do you think lions are generous? The answer is strange. Some people think lions are generous because they look generous. However, in fact, the lion is very pragmatic and will never spend money indiscriminately. They will be generous only when they need to prove their face. Strange, isn't it? This is what we usually think of as a generous lion.

Of course, there is another time when a lion is generous, that is, he is not stingy with the people he loves and likes to pay for them, which feels good. But it is difficult for others to empty his wallet except those around him. You want to kiss his ass, but lions are a group of people who feel good about themselves. Even if you don't kiss their ass, they will praise themselves.

Speaking of generosity, by the way, luxury.

What is basically certain is that lions tend to be materialistic. The lioness is the most extravagant group that Jindianyu has ever seen. Eat up all the money, spend as much as you earn, as long as you like it, and you like famous brands best. When the money is spent, they will have a sense of accomplishment, because they have changed back to what they want!

Having said that, what do you think of lions? To tell the truth, the lion is still very cute. It doesn't take much effort to get along with them, does it? Hehe, however, I still want to say a few words to the lions seriously here.

According to China's theory of Yin and Yang, the yang is too strong and the yin is weak and long. Therefore, although the lion is so excellent, he must learn to be really low-key and introverted. Although Jin Ge Tiema is full of lofty sentiments, it is more important to live with an open mind.

An alternative analysis of Pisces

Most Pisces people are very feminine. Whether he is a man or a woman, he looks very gentle and polite. They are smart and silent, willing to sacrifice for others and unwilling to care about others. Most people have the same impression of Pisces, as if they are a group of people who are weak, good at daydreaming and lack of action, but they are not!

A seemingly gentle workaholic

Everyone has an aura. Pisces usually makes people feel that they are gentle, easy to get along with and smart. Pisces men are often gentle, and Pisces women look quiet and lovely.

But once you work, Pisces people will make people feel very strong! This is because they are very persistent in their own requirements, and they firmly implement their own ideas. They work very hard, and overtime is common for them. They lack a sense of time. For them, to do one thing, they have to go all out. They never stop at the beginning and can't get off work until the work is over. Therefore, the seemingly sloppy Pisces is actually a veritable workaholic, and the enthusiasm for work is unparalleled!

A new era strongman who dreams of success.

Pisces people are born with a bed. If they can only choose one piece of furniture, it must be a bed, and they especially like to sleep late. Because they are curled up in the warm bed, they feel that their dreams are practical and their lives are infinitely beautiful. Compared with laziness during the day, they will become very emotional at night and their thinking will be extremely sharp and clear. They are natural night cats. Einstein once said: Dreams are more important than anything else, and Pisces is a typical group of people who are driven by dreams. Many Pisces people have excellent ideas, jumping thinking and good eloquence, but they can't accept the constraints of rules and order. Once in a bad environment, they will become very anxious. The traditional way of working is not suitable for them. A relaxed environment can often inspire their powerful energy and create miracles. Don't think that Pisces is lazy and sloppy and can't achieve your career. In fact, they are often very successful in their own fields and are willing to try all kinds of new things. So in this era, many Pisces strongmen will be born.

Good people and peach blossom abuse

In daily communication, they don't often express their opinions easily and rarely raise objections. They are good at listening to other people's needs and will respond to each other with their own ideas. Pisces people are often called good people. They always say whatever. They don't care about the trifles of life at all. Somebody better defend them all. They are more worry-free and labor-saving. Perhaps because of high IQ, Pisces' self-care ability is relatively weak. Especially in some small things, they will really look clumsy. Therefore, the combination of earth signs is a good way to make up for it, because earth signs generally have strong mobility, and they will complement each other.

Pisces is undoubtedly a peach blossom person. Girls know how to exude helplessness and make people love. Boys tend to attract a lot of the opposite sex because of their gentle and affectionate eyes. But Pisces tend to be frivolous, especially when there is no home. One of my colleagues is a typical peach blossom abuser, who is super nice to every boy and often speaks casually. As long as someone talks to him, he is always happy to deal with him. Sometimes frivolous energy is really annoying. I asked her if she was interested in so-and-so, and she saidno. I said, then why are you so kind to everyone? Let colleagues think that she is having an affair with every boy, alas. Frivolity is a problem for Pisces. To make matters worse, Pisces never knows how to refuse others.

Beneath the fragile appearance is a proud and strong heart.

But if you think Pisces is superficial, you are wrong. Pisces is actually a group of people who are very proud inside. Their academic performance is not bad, and they all have a little artistic talent. Even without artistic talent, their taste is ok. They are good at dreaming. In their dreams, they often belong to Jin Ge Ma Tie. So you see that he or she looks fragile, but in fact everyone has lofty aspirations and will work hard for them. Don't despise Pisces, what they are determined to do will often succeed. Zhao Wei, for example, is very demanding of herself in acting and singing. Despite the unfavorable public opinion, she never gave up her persistence.

It is especially important for Pisces to know themselves correctly.

Although Pisces looks kind, compassionate and not aggressive, Pisces is also tough. They have a strong ability to heal wounds. In the face of major setbacks in life, they often appear very calm. Compared with the usual tears and panic, their performance is remarkable. Therefore, you often see an older and stronger Pisces, which has been shining in a certain industry for many years. They have natural wisdom. Their shortcoming is that they can't know themselves correctly, and they often have unrealistic expectations for themselves because they have dreamed for too long. It's like Yi Nengjing in Pisces, who is almost 40 years old and has to pretend to be as innocent as a princess. It's not the same smell at all. And when they can know themselves correctly, all their wisdom, innocence and compassion can really give full play to their greatest strength.

Therefore, Pisces, remember to reflect often. Self-reflection is the most important step for Pisces to soar. This is not difficult for Pisces, which is born with the ability of self-reflection.

An alternative analysis of Gemini

Communication is Gemini's destiny.

Whether you are the sun Gemini, the moon Gemini or the rising Gemini, as long as you come into contact with Gemini, there is bound to be a light and curious atmosphere.

You are eager to communicate, like to communicate, and naturally sensitive to information. You are good at making, disseminating and exchanging information. Your keen sense of hearing and smell keeps you alert almost all the time. You are the pioneer of the trend, and you are also the obligatory gossip maker.

Only Gemini can understand how keen their information can be. Because Gemini, ruled by Mercury, indicates communication ability, quick response, rich imagination and creativity, only Aquarius can match it in the twelve constellations. Therefore, Gemini is quite suitable for the media industry, and industries such as scientific innovation will also see a lot of great achievements of Gemini, which is indeed a natural strength!

Division is the soul of Gemini.

Gemini is a twin. So, obviously, they have two kinds of power at the same time, the power of good and evil. So Gemini was born with two faces. They don't have to bother to change roles. There is an old saying in China called "Tell anyone, talk nonsense", which refers to Gemini. Gemini's split personality is sometimes beyond their understanding He can easily switch between different environments, but the fault is the spectator.

Speaking of which, tell an interesting story about Gemini. A two-child, invited by a colleague, went out to go clubbing at night. That night, she was a big eater (I learned afterwards that she was losing weight, and she often didn't eat for a day and couldn't stay up all night). She ate chicken legs, chicken wings, dried beans, probably mala Tang. At that time, it was delicious. She chewed chicken legs in her left hand and drank beer glass after glass in her right hand. The scenes of heroism and dry clouds are quite ridiculous. The next day, my colleague told me that this girl was really exciting and invited her to come out to play next time.

As luck would have it, my colleague happened to meet her at a dinner party a few days later, so I called her to have dinner with her. Everyone poured some wine during the dinner, but she didn't touch a drop of wine and didn't even fill the glass in front of her. I asked her, can't she drink? No, I never drink. She answered me seriously, which made me feel at a loss. You know, my colleague is the one who witnessed her drinking five bottles of beer that night.

This is a typical example, which proves that Gemini may show great differences in different environments. They may become an unrepeatable self, but it is hard to accept in the eyes of others.

I think the Gemini split is a right-handed split, and the two forces are almost equal, just looking at the current environment. If the environment is positive, it will drive Gemini to become more and more positive. If the environment is negative, Gemini will easily go bad.

Remember Anakin in Star Wars 3? As a Gemini full of curiosity, pursuit of ideals and existence value, what he wants most is to be recognized by others. However, although he has powerful super powers, he is limited everywhere and has never been trusted, which makes him miserable. The prospect that his wife will die in childbirth made him very scared and anxious. The growing suspicion made the sensitive Gemini's ideal of justice completely shattered, and the dark side hidden in his heart quickly became stronger, which eventually led to his fall. Anakin's character fully shows the duality of Gemini's inner combination of light and darkness, and which aspect Gemini shows ultimately depends on the influence of the external environment.

Variety is the cause of playboy.

Gemini itself is a combination of wind elements in the wind direction, plus two heads, which can be said to be the most unstable constellation among the twelve constellations.

So Gemini can hardly be quiet, even if it looks quiet, its heart is very active.

They are a group of people who naturally love speed. They hate rut and like constant change.

The changeable style and curious nature make Gemini always shuttle through the crowd like wearing a flower. Gemini love stories are always widely spread, and many of them are spread by themselves. Therefore, Gemini is a playboy.

But I have to say, in fact, this flower heart is only a superficial phenomenon.

In fact, the real Gemini is so arrogant that ordinary people despise them. Their love ideal is great, and they also have the motivation to pursue true love unremittingly.

However, they are particularly easily confused by the current atmosphere. The most terrible thing is that they are not only particularly brave in trying new feelings, but also want to try whatever it is. More completely, everything is forgiven on the issue of love, regardless of the consequences. So, he or she is yelling at you, who is he or she flirting with ... all these are actually dominated by changeable emotions that are beyond his control. It is difficult for you to ask an unstable thing to try to be stable, which is too boring for them and does not accord with their endless greed and curiosity. But it is unbearable to put such a thing on other constellations, so Gemini is still a playboy. A grandiose personality

Corresponding to variety and curiosity, Gemini's personality is basically flamboyant. Both children have personalities, like to dress themselves up and keep up with fashion trends, which naturally has the shadow of urbanization beauty. They love all kinds of fashionable things and are eager to get them. Some of them feel good and often lead the fashion.

Gemini man is also a man who pays attention to fashion trends and has his own unique taste. The most interesting joke is that Gemini's husband will even take the initiative to buy back fashion magazines for Capricorn's wife, because in Gemini's eyes, Capricorn's dress standards for himself are too low!

Men and women are twins, and their personalities jump and make public. They are often versatile and know everything, but it is difficult to specialize in one thing. Their personalities are all-encompassing, and for them, they only need experience, so although they know a lot, they are not proficient in what they have learned.

The paranoid spirit of unyielding struggle for freedom

You know, although Gemini has strange skills, they are also paranoid. They hate injustice and have a strong sympathy for the weak. Their thoughts tend to be idealistic, and they are likely to stand up against unjust things, regardless of personal gains and losses.

They attach great importance to freedom, and they need a space where they can fly at will. If you restrict him and bind him, Gemini will feel depressed and suffocated, and life is worse than death. So if you love Gemini, give them space and let them run wild for no reason. They will come back eventually. After some nonsense.

Because Gemini is a teenager, they are only 12, 3-year-old children in the zodiac. Although their rebellion is powerful, it is far from destructive.

Narcissism and exaggerated self-protection

In fact, many exaggerated remarks and behaviors of Gemini are actually for self-protection. Gemini is curious and a little uneasy. After all, he doesn't know enough about the world. They are extremely narcissistic, just like every teenager. They are so proud that they like to brag about themselves and get compliments from others. Therefore, they like to paint themselves with exaggerated humorous behaviors to cover up their inner panic and sensitivity.

Noisy pervert

It must be a happy thing to fall in love with Gemini. He is naturally romantic, good at making surprises and falling in love with them. Your story is like a wonderful series, which is staged all day. But this is also the problem. If one day there is nothing to argue about, Gemini will feel uncomfortable and gradually there will be no sparks. So to fall in love with a Gemini, you must do something special. To be loved by a Gemini, you must have a strong heart to deal with every unexpected surprise.

Gemini has obvious advantages and disadvantages and is a constellation with strong personality. In fact, as long as you have Gemini in your chart, you all have the above phenomenon to some extent. Of course, fish think it is best if Gemini can't change so much, because this may be unbearable hypocrisy.

An alternative analysis of Aquarius

Aquarius constellation

Aquarius people often give the impression that they are smart and eager to learn. They are humorous, advocating freedom, fraternity and full of philosophy. This is what we usually see as Aquarius.

But is Aquarius really like this? I can't help but want to keep digging.

They don't love freedom that much.

In fact, Aquarius is a person who is very willing to obey strict discipline. They don't like a sloppy lifestyle. They are used to working from nine to five. Even in very strict private enterprises, they will not feel depressed and painful. In other words, they have a strong sense of time and are willing to follow it. They don't care so much about physical freedom, they don't fear responsibility like Sagittarius, and they don't fear bondage like Pisces. They are fixed constellations, they are willing to take responsibility and are proud of punctuality. But why do they make people feel so free? That's actually because they have a very trendy heart. They can accept new things that understand everything. For them, freshness is their backbone. Because they support the new fashion, they look strange and love freedom, but in fact, they are just talking. Bottle is the perfect combination of idealism and realism. They know exactly where they are going and will not attack rashly.

They are not without ambition.

It seems that because the bottle is smart, it will appear indifferent; It seems that because they are arrogant, they seem to have no ambition or attempt to live. This is a wrong idea. In fact, Aquarius is an ambitious man. Especially for Aquarius women, there was Wu Zetian in ancient times, but in modern times, at least in the entertainment circle, we know that there can also be a Zhang Ziyi. For them, the success of their career is their greatest goal of survival. We can't believe that everything about Wu Zetian came from heaven. History has proved that she is ruthless and has a lot of means. The position of the queen is hard-won. Don't easily believe that opportunities will favor a modern oriental woman who is not very prominent in appearance for no reason. Their success first comes from the extraordinary ambition of the bottle. Aquarius rarely wants to be an ordinary person all his life. They always roll up thousands of piles of snow. That's why they look lofty and proud. The so-called swallow knows the swan's ambition? They are definitely a group of ambitious people.

Super mobility

Of course, ambitious people abound, but few succeed. So I have to mention the action force of the bottle. Aquarius is definitely a smart person. They were born in the smartest house in the constellation. Moreover, they can also have strong mobility to supplement their lofty ideals. Sometimes their methods are amazing, which ordinary people can't do. If you often see bitter bottles, it is because they can't succeed in their own environment. So they can't help being sarcastic. Some bottles will show indifference and indifference, but this is just a protective color. As long as the environment is right, they will try their best to defeat their opponents and achieve their goals at once. They don't pity or shrink back for no reason, they believe in the survival of the fittest.

Fraternity is an illusion

Aquarius love does not come from the heart. Because they are naturally rational, fraternity comes from their desire to communicate with others. With their clever IQ, it is very simple to make everyone happy. They are willing to play the role of wise men, communicate with people humorously and easily, and help people solve their doubts. This can at least satisfy the small vanity of the bottles. But in fact, their hearts are basically not open to anyone. Deep down, they are very narcissistic, and few people can really impress them.

Therefore, it takes a long time to become bosom friends with a bottle. But it is also interesting, because it is a pleasure for experts to blog with each other.

Get rid of narcissism and open your mind.

Bottles are often successful. They are not lacking in imagination or action, so they are often enviable. But the only thing they lack is modesty. They become critical, acerbic, arrogant and narrow-minded because of narcissism. And become unruly and rebellious. If the bottles open their hearts, they will be much more pleasing. Because although you can succeed in your career, you must have a good reputation to be a winning general.

An Alternative Analysis of Virgo

Before writing about virgins, look at all virgins' personalities: carefulness, rationality, cleanliness, perfectionism and picky. ...

The people in this building are really distinctive, but it is extremely difficult to really analyze them.

How to approach the real Virgo?

Perfection is the curse of virgins.

Virgo is a model of dignity and seriousness created by God. They are serious about everything, and their pursuit of perfection is beyond measure, and sometimes they are even possessed by it.

In fact, the pursuit of perfection is the process of self-improvement for ordinary people. Maybe everyone will think that I am also pursuing perfection! But ordinary people's mentality of pursuing perfection is quite different from other places.

It is hard for others to imagine Virgo's pursuit of perfection.

In fact, there are many perfect realms that are really difficult to achieve, which makes virgins look unhappy. Even if she (he) is quite perfect in the eyes of others, in the eyes of people everywhere, she is still far from her own standards.

Therefore, they are always modest and low-key, and they are striving for perfection in everything, and there is no room for negligence. Because they deeply feel that they are always so far away from their goals, no matter how powerful virgins are, they are modest.

Clean name everywhere

Everyone knows that virgins are neat. Perhaps most people think that virgins must love to do housework and always keep their homes in order and spotless.

However, in fact, many virgins are not people who clean their rooms spotlessly, and the definition of hygiene is not so narrow.

Their cleanliness shows that they must wash their hands when taking money; Be sure to change your clothes into home clothes when you go home; Even if you fry a dish, you should wear a shower cap and a mask. These "hobbies", which may be puzzling to others, just explain why people everywhere have cleanliness addiction.

The cleanliness of people from all over the world shows to a great extent that they are extremely sensitive to contact with the outside world, such as unwilling to ring the elevator doorbell and unwilling to take money ... and so on, which actually come from the alienation and defense of people from all over the world. And this.