Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Personality: When you get in touch with society more and more, you will know how important money and looks are.

Personality: When you get in touch with society more and more, you will know how important money and looks are.

1. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

Youth is a high fever, and nostalgia is an incurable cough.

If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings, either exhausting yourself or letting others die.

I used to think I was not good enough, but later I found that you had no vision.

5. The fishbone is stuck in your throat, but you still like to eat fish or indulge in sweetness. He abandoned you thousands of miles away, but he would like to see him travel all over Qian Shan. The reason is the same. If you like it, you are willing.

6. Just like a bad movie, you forget it after watching it. If it's too good, it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

7. Your sentence "See you tomorrow" makes the whole tomorrow super sweet.

8. When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, stand up and give her a heavy slap.

9. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

10. The bed is simply the most beautiful place in the world. If there is a better place than it, it must be your bed.

1 1. Even if you can resist not looking for him, you can't help but not reply when he looks for you.

12. Don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

13. Do you know there is a fool in the world? When they are most sad, they are comforting others.

14. I longed for a long time, but I witnessed people staying away from tea.

15. Finding a partner is like buying a car. I don't care how many hands he has. I'm afraid the former owner still has the car keys and drives my car and burns my oil from time to time. If the car breaks down, I must repair it.

16. Even if there is no stunning beauty, there must be pride in destroying a city.

17. It is easy to call a wife, but it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment!

18. It's ok to chat with me, but I'm not responsible for talking about feelings.

19. An umbrella that doesn't belong to me, I'd rather walk in the rain; I won't stay if it doesn't belong to my heart.

20. You suddenly stop loving the person you have loved for a long time, you suddenly stop listening to the songs you have listened to for a long time, and you suddenly change the habit you have cultivated for many years. After all, time is better than love.

2 1. Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after you got married were all the water in your mind when you chose a husband.

22. Most things that can be taken away are rubbish.

When I was a child, my deskmate lent me a video tape. I opened it and it said, "Teenagers under 18, please accompany your parents to watch". Then I quickly called my parents. Later, I was black and blue all week.

24. If you don't look back, you will never know that I am waiting for you behind you.

25. If you can go out and get a room with a girl and ignore me, I can take a handsome guy to travel and kiss. If you can have a long talk with a girl, I can treat you as garbage. So I suggest you never doubt my mobility. If you have the courage to betray, I will have the courage to fight back.

26. I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

27. I thought about whispering all night, but my mouth only turned into good morning; I saved the news all day, but my opening is good night.

28. As you get more and more contact with society, you will know how important money and looks are.

29. People who are passionate will be moody, because if they pay too much, there will be gains and losses.

There are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

1, life is an empty city, full of confusing love.

2. I want to watch it lighter and lighter until I don't want to watch it.

When you think you like listening to a song very much, you will get bored after listening for a long time.

4, envy others two good, deserved not to cherish at that time.

5. In the next life, be a hedgehog and spread your umbrella well. Protect yourself.

6. I can't go back to the past, and no one understands loneliness, only the right to miss it.

7. If you can remember me, what if the whole world forgets me?

8. About love, it is scattered and sad.

9. Stories without results are the most beautiful and the most unforgettable.

10, there are no two inappropriate people, only a heart that doesn't want to be together.

1 1. Some people like it, it will fade, while others will stick to it.

12, forgetting becomes another beginning, while the past is messy and the pain is the most real.

13, I don't accept anyone, only the caller in the elevator, whether it's wood or wood.

14, the charm of flying cars is hundreds of thousands. You might as well buy yourself some decent clothes.

15, I really hope that every school starts for one month, once every four years.

16, the moon shines on Qin, you and I are paired, and before holding the cloud, don't freeze to death.

17, the most considerate thing for you is shoes, don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

18, I can't help forgetting in beauty and remembering in sadness.

19, memories bind our time, and time breaks our memories.

20. Spongebob's smile still can't stop the trauma in my heart.

2 1, mottled time, some disasters, will not be spared.

22, the pace of life had to go forward, because no way back!

23. The most painful distance is that you are not with me, but in my heart/…

24. You can lie to others and pretend, but you must be honest with yourself.

25. In wet weather, the fragrance of temptation is endless …

26. I changed my skin to red. Blood is red ~ because I'm afraid of the dark.

27. When he took me to breakfast, I didn't make it for two days.

28. A writer must not only have a hard time with the world, but also with himself.

29. You don't know what society is until reality slaps you.

30. Bored heart, bored feeling, even he didn't talk to Ma De.

3 1, there are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

1. In the world of two people, there are always jokes, always smiles, always noisy and always noisy. If a person always loses, it is not that his eloquence is not good enough, but that he can't bear to say the most hurtful words, so he chooses silence. Melson

If you are only in your twenties, don't be too busy living a stable life. It doesn't matter if your income fluctuates, and you are not afraid of falling out of love several times. Ability is a stress response under pressure. If you get used to ease in your twenties, it will be difficult for you to achieve much in the rest of your life. Su Cen

No matter how much you say to someone you don't have a chance, it's nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

True happiness may be that when you do something and miss someone, you can't help laughing, singing or even crying. king

Every city is endowed with extraordinary significance because of a special person.

6. Don't stay in the comfort zone of your mind. Sometimes I feel depressed, lonely and miserable. This is the correct state. Therefore, the real enjoyment comes from your positive interpretation of the bitterness of life, rather than the worthless sense of security you expect. Yishu

7. Don't pursue a person who doesn't love you with dignity; Don't spend time waiting for a feeling that doesn't belong to you.

8. Never mind, it will be fine. Life can't last forever.

9. I used to think that a person is the loneliest, but later I learned that what is lonelier than a person is that although everyone is around, I find that no one can really understand myself. allow

10. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you walk in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place. Spirited Away, Miyazaki Hayao

1 1. The more people you know, the more you know that garbage is classified.

12. All unspeakable feelings are hidden in good night every day.

13. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself. Nietzsche

14. Don't make yourself so tired in order to cater to everyone, try to make everyone happy. You will forget how to laugh.

15. There are fewer and fewer important people, but those who stay are more and more important.

16. Some things just don't deserve forgiveness, which has nothing to do with size; Each has its own bottom line. If you do something wrong, you should consider paying for your mistake. I don't hate you, but I won't forgive you

17. You are always so kind. When you meet something, you don't want others to embarrass you, so you have to embarrass yourself.

18. When I was fat, I didn't abandon people who were kind to me. I took a small notebook and wrote it down. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

19. Everyone is busy with their own joys and sorrows. How can they care about your loneliness? Gunai

20. Maturity means that you can tolerate the imperfection of life and bear the ups and downs of the world.

2 1. When I was seven years old, I caught cicadas and thought I could catch summer. When I was seventeen, I kissed his face, thinking that I could be with him forever. May day "smoke"

22. In fact, there is no such thing as empathy in the world. People don't know how painful it is to prick themselves with a needle. Canoe "Stars in the Deep Sea"

23. The person who suits you best doesn't need to run to catch up and fight for it.

24. People who say they don't want to fall in love probably have someone they can't get.

25. If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility; Separated, not to disturb each other's stable life, this is the last gentleness.

26. Love is eternal for two people, and lovesickness is eternal for one person. Sauvignon Blanc in Tonghua

27. The warmest feeling is what I said casually, and some people listened carefully and some people did it. Ina

28. True feelings are never maintained by praise, just like a sense of existence, and they are not accumulated by brushing the screen. Just because our relationship with the world is too thin, we want to hold a beautiful cheer in our hands and pretend that we are always in the downtown area, and there will always be someone to accompany you to drink and laugh for 30 thousand games. Ni yining

The reality is getting more and more cruel, and I am getting more and more sad.

1. I don't want to be so sad but I can't get over it. I don't want to miss it, but I can't forget it I don't want to be so lonely, but there is no one to accompany me. I don't want to be so surprised, but I can't learn to be happy I don't want to be so confused, but the road is so difficult.

There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast.

My heart is getting more and more chaotic, the road is getting harder and harder, my dreams are getting more and more empty, the reality is getting more and more cruel, and I am getting more and more sad.

There are two realms in life, one is silent pain, and the other is silent laughter.

I have been talking about being single for a long time, but when I see two people together, I will remain silent. How many people are still in love after breaking up? How many people are still in love, saying that they have put it down.

6. How many people say I'm fine with a smile when they are obviously sad?

7. How many people are like this: The story begins with "I will give you happiness" but ends with "I wish you happiness" and how many people are like this: The story begins with "I will give you happiness" and ends with "We are very happy"

8. Sometimes you don't want to cry when you are wronged, but when someone asks you what's wrong, you can't help crying.

9. I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they clearly want to cry.

10. I hate the feeling of hot and cold.

1 1. "I bet you can't stay with me forever, hehe." My heart will break when I say this sentence. I just want to hear your sentence "Haha, you lost." 2 1 I like to hurt you, scold you and bully you when I have nothing to do. That's because I want to believe in our relationship. You need to know that this is not a disease, but a worry.

12. A person's thoughts are lost to the extreme in the room, with tears all over his face, but he still can't go back.

13. The color avatar is what I'm waiting for.

14. Time is like a thief. It stole our innocence and proud youth.

15. Why can we comfort others but not convince ourselves about the same thing?

16. Sometimes, we feel that we are not happy enough, because we are not pursuing happiness, but being happier than others.

17. I feel that the world is really small, as if I can meet you as soon as I turn around; The world is really big, and it's also a turn. We disappear into the sea of people, so we pass by. . .

18. If you are sad, look up at the sky. It's so big, it will certainly tolerate all your grievances. If you are sad, look at the sea. It is so deep that it will surely carry all your tears.

19. If you don't want to do the same thing, there will always be an excuse; If you want to do it, there is always a reason.

20. A man cries because he really loves him. The woman cried because she really wanted to give up.

2 1. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that what you are trying to forget has been forgotten.

22. Love is actually like a habit. You are used to having him in life, and he is used to having you in plain life.

23. At the fork in the road, you turn left and I turn right. We are all so stubborn that we never look back.

24. Now I understand that one can be sad: no emotion, no language, no expression.