Classic funny and domineering sentences

Do you have domineering friends around you? Do they often tell funny jokes that can kill people? The following is a hilarious and domineering sentence I compiled. Thank you for reading.

Classic funny domineering sentence 1. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

2. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!

I am not L 'Oré al Paris, and I don't deserve it.

Everything is fake, only the liar is real.

Your soul is so transparent that I can't even see you.

6. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.

7. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip, which makes you angry and wipes your ass too carefully.

8. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid: another bottle!

9. The existence of tears proves that sadness is not an illusion.

10. If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is local.

1 1. The conditions of an ideal husband can be taken out and brought back.

12. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

13. Be patient or cruel.

14. You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

15. I accidentally want to grow old with you.

16. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

17. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Too many on 18. QQ, and I have never seen penguins.

19. The days are over, and I still have to watch the money! Only when the days are moist can I move on!

20. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

2 1. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

22. I didn't know him at first, and I didn't know him at last.

23. The beacon light in the south has been around for ten years, and this head must have been hung abroad. After death, you work hard and good news flies like paper money.

24. Plum blossoms are waiting for the cold, and I am afraid to lean against the fence after adding clothes several times. You can still be proud of the frost and snow. Don't look at people with dirty eyes.

25. Be lenient with others, be gentle and smooth, and be invincible.

1. Don't get up too early, wait for me to finish breakfast before you.

Don't you bully him! I am the only one in the world!

The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

4. You idiot! Stand behind me when this happens!

No one in this world is qualified to be with you except me.

6. A lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing!

7. I must find you when I miss you!

8. Listen to me, I love you!

9. The leader arranged a blind date. He said: don't go, stay with me at home and don't dare to tell me anything. Who else can I tell?

10. Follow me, it's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll fucking break up with him.

1 1. Come with me. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

12. Give up on you, next life!

13. You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

14. Don't be sad alone. My shoulder is an ornament.

15. Don't be paranoid, my heart is so big, it's all for you.

A funny domineering sentence that kills people without paying for their lives.

1. You are not allowed to stay up late. You are tired of staying up late, understand? I will feel bad when you are tired.

2. I want to give happiness to the person I love, I don't trust others!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

6. Don't move! Wait for me to fly there!

7. You are mine. I hear it's cheap to get married now. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

Listen, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

9. Wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

10. You won't fold your clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

Super funny and domineering classic quotations 1. Break up with people who are hostile to themselves. Only when people break friends can they have the best friends.

2. Like low-key, don't like publicity, like quiet, don't like noisy.

3. How long did it take you to take care of everything?

4. Don't rely too much on friends, human nature basically has a bad side.

You can forget the past, but you must let go.

6. If I don't speak first in spring, which bug dares to reply.

7. People who care about me, I keep your concern in mind. I have nothing, but I definitely have a conscience;

8. Try to love someone. Pay, not necessarily gain; No pains, no gains. Don't expect miracles

9. Have a dream, even if it is far away.

10. Don't say you can't do it! If you were alone, you would do it!

1 1. Being strong is not only not giving in to the big right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.

12. Love all beautiful things, praise and enjoy the beauty they bring.

13. I am willing to listen to any truth. I will double my reward to those who are sincere and double my reward to those who framed me. Don't insult my personality, some are temper;

14. Read books when you are bored, but you must have your own life goals and plans.

15. I have always been the one who betrayed me, once disloyal and never used it again.

16. Accept the gift of life, good or bad.

17. Don't try to control others, and don't ask others to understand you.

18. Don't always pour out your predicament in front of others and expose your vulnerability.

19. Only those who are not afraid of death are worth living.

20. the wind and dust are three feet of swords, and the country is in uniform.

2 1. Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills.

22. Society is hierarchical and many things are unfair. Don't complain, because complaining is useless.

23. Learn to tolerate people who hurt themselves, because they are poor, everyone has their own difficulties, and everyone is not easy.

Even if my heart is blown to pieces and my blood is like a blowout, I still feel at ease.

25. Love your parents, because they gave you life, and they are also the most selfless people who love you.

26. Be normal, look at ordinary things and be honest with everyone. () I have no brains and no conspiracy. I will make friends with such friends.

27. Live an easy life and prepare for the best and the worst.

28. Don't forget your roots, anytime, anything.

29. Play with your heart, have no conscience, have no filial piety and compassion, get out of here, and don't like dealing with animals;

30. The so-called weakness is a sin!

3 1. Gu Long said that girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck.

32. If one day we get lost in the crowd and live a mediocre life, it is because we have not tried to live a rich life.

33. I will always smile at those who hurt me, because I don't like to argue with dogs;

34. Don't be smart.

35. Everyone is an independent individual, and really no one can live without him!

36. Commitment is a beautiful thing, but beautiful things often don't come true.

37. Remember, the definition of a good friend is: You get along well and she is really happy for you; You have a bad life, and she is really worried about you.

38. Pay attention to your self-cultivation. You are the child's first teacher.

39. God is fair to everyone.

40. Love is beautiful. Believe in love. If you don't even believe in love, isn't life too bitter?