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Chatting with girls

1. I am a very emotional person. When my feelings are lost, I find that I am a very heavy person!

Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to start school? Because it has morning as well as morning! !

For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

4. When girls receive bragging from uninterested boys, they can turn the tide in time!

5. What can make you put down your dignity and humble yourself? copy homework

Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

7. The new boss is from Fujian, young, promising and handsome. Today, he called me to my office and said to me, Xiao Li, I want a cactus, yellow and burnt. I was confused at that time. What the hell is yellow paste color? Is it shit color? ShuoShuoKong.Com cactus which have such! We argued for a long time, and finally he couldn't help but open the curtains, put on sunglasses, and pointed to the sun and said, Xian! People! Palm! Ah! Yellow! Paste! Color! Yes!

It makes people sad and sad to talk about the big spring ice for a long time, even splashing a glass of cold water feels warm.

1, what a pity. I don't want to lose it, but there's nothing I can do.

2, my heart is wobbly, and finally I only dare to give it to myself.

3. In this world, there is such a kind of sadness. It is about that for a person, he wants to love, can't love, wants to forget, but can't forget.

4. How brave do you have to be to remember you?

If you don't care so much, why should I be infatuated?

I dreamed that he wiped away my tears. He said he didn't love me well, and he was ashamed.

I have read your information hundreds of times, but I can't say a word.

8. Everything in this world can be won, except love. He doesn't like you, and it's no use trying again.

9. Once upon a time, I thought I had found the happiness I wanted, but when I gave it without reservation, I found that it had always been my wishful thinking.

10, two people are together for happiness, and breaking up is to alleviate pain. You can't make me happy anymore. I have to leave. When I left, it was also very painful. However, you must be more miserable than me, because I said goodbye first, and I was the first person to pursue happiness.

1 1, ice grip for a long time, even a glass of cold water feels warm.

12, I never regret the people I met. I regret how I became who I am now.

13, the most worrying thing is that you know my mind clearly, don't accept or refuse, so let me wander, I want to leave but I can't bear to part with it.

14, many times I thought that the person I couldn't let go was the one I loved the most. In fact, it took me a long time to understand, I just don't want to.

15, I have never cared about my feelings. How can I know my sadness?

Aesthetic nostalgia and sadness, people who haven't seen for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.

1. Actually, you don't know who you love until you drink/you don't know who you love until you are sick. Throw flowers to show approval.

For my car, my house and my future. I must fight like a man.

3. What is used to counter memories?

I waited for you quietly for so long, and one sentence broke everything I wanted to say to you. Are you a graduate or a mute? Oh, oh, oh, oh, your sister.

5. More lovelorn is good for losing weight.

6. I miss the past but I can't let it go, so it's bound to be very uncomfortable.

7. I wanted to give the world a warm embrace, but I was caught off guard by all directions.

8. You are still dreaming, and you are still in pain. This memory is so heavy, how to recite it?

9. If all the deep feelings don't have to live up to.

10. I am born in cool thin, but I can't let you go.

1 1. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.

12. You are as cold and lonely as a cactus in my memory.

13. I can't live without you. Just thinking about it is killing me.

14. People who haven't seen each other for too long will slowly lose their thoughts.

15. After being apart for so long, I've come to a lot of ideas. We have had a hard time these days, but we just can't go back. what can I do? What can you do? We are all at a loss.

16. I always smile and say I'm fine. It's actually quite good. Your sister.

17. To tell the truth, being single is much wiser than falling into a wrong love.

18. I'm sorry. You can't see, hear, touch or feel because you don't care.

19. I'm glad we are friends. No matter how long it takes, we can still say hello.

Everyone understands the truth, but small emotions are hard to control.

2 1. The girl is one year old again. It's time to wake up and stop dreaming, okay? Can't you see my parents' hair has turned white again? Are you blind? Don't you see how tired they are of you?

22. What made you feel this way on the day you loved me?

23. The joy was followed by a heavy rain.

It's not that I can't forget it, but that my heart has never gone far.

I never care what will leave me sooner or later. Just leave. No big deal.

26. You are thin and like to lie with your eyes open.

27. She makes you laugh, make you happy, move you, make you cry, make you compromise, and make you love her so much.

28. How much have you learned in the emotional world and how many people's hearts have you learned?

29. Sad people often laugh best in a crowd.

30. Love needs to be expressed bravely, but the unexpected comes first.

3 1. Sometimes when you accidentally know something, you will feel very chilling.

32. I love the wrong person, and he doesn't hurt when I hit my head.

Even the smile becomes far-fetched

It's not that I don't love you, it's just time to forget.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

My sadness is written on my face, and even my smile becomes far-fetched.

Don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you. The world does not belong to you.

There is a more painful feeling than lovelorn love, called narcissism.

We missed some mistakes, but we can live as usual.

Love should give people a sense of freedom, not imprisonment.

If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position without sadness.

You are the wound in my heart, and the beating heart makes the wound unable to heal.

Some things are not clear at all. If you think they deserve it, then they deserve it. People say you are worth it, but you don't think it is.

Don't worry about love, there is no wasteland, no age, it's still early.

I would rather miss the beauty than risk getting hurt again.

Don't expect everyone to understand you, and you don't have to understand everyone.

Love is like a movie, just as she can't see him clearly, so can he.

If there is only one song left in the world, I hope it is your voice.

When I love you, you are what you say, and when I don't love you, you are what you say.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than boys' mouths.

I want to pretend that you are a passerby, and I want to be a stranger again, but I loved you, I admit it.

If you can't give it all to me, don't give it all to me, so as not to cause my sadness.

If I leave, there will be no life, love and friendship.

A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile.

You say: blame you for being affectionate or blame me for being heartless. I said: it's my fault to be single-minded, and it's your fault to have promiscuity.

Tears in my heart are unreasonable. I thought it was my pride to follow you all my life.

I just want to hear you say, "If you are tired, please turn around. I will always be here. "

Don't use your humble excuse to explain your mistake.

Love is like chocolate, which is sweet when licked gently and bitter when eaten.

Don't be sad, I will meet someone who is better to me.

Disdainful people are more and more annoying, more and more annoying.

I love not your people, but your heart.

I like you more than anyone else in the world.

Some pain, I can't say it, some things, I can't do anything.

You can't even hide the harm you have done-QQ is very sad to say.

The only bond between us is unforgettable.

Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

The simple thing is that I miss you, but the difficult thing is that we are not together.

People living with feelings, life is a tragedy; People who live with ideas, life is comedy.

That summer, I met you and you didn't see me.

I can't even hide my smile when you hurt me.

The gray sky is not a sign of rain, but a sunny and quiet.

What I once thought I was obsessed with was forgotten in the process of obsession.

The hysterical crying in my heart touched every nerve in my heart.

In this world where things have changed, laughter is actually a disguise that I often think of but don't have.

Your understatement broke my heart.

I think I can get used to living alone. I think I can pretend that I have never loved and erase your promise from my memory.

As agreed with you, we will betray the summer together and elope to the end of time.

Stealth, not to avoid anyone, just hope that someone will find that I am gone.

Nothing lasts forever, nothing lasts long, and anyone can find an excuse to go first.

Don't love wrongly because of loneliness, and don't be lonely all your life because of wrong love.

Red rain pours memories. How can you dive? Your eyes are like those of that year, flowing in my heart.

Only the memories buried in the bottom of my heart can't be waved away or erased.

I think, if I love deeply, I am not afraid of sadness, but love makes my heart become Leng Xue.

But you shouldn't let my heart be full of deep tenderness every day.

Perhaps every surging youth has an ordinary ending in the end.

I know your love for me is painful. When I choose to leave, it will be my sorrow.

How many children's dreams Andersen created, but reality cruelly erased them one by one.

Lonely figure, only accompanied by bells, knocks into the castle but not into your heart.

Keep the pain and sadness to yourself, and don't vent your pain by hurting the person you love.

I am selfish, you are romantic, I hide, you cheat, and we each have our own problems.

No matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds.

Love, if it becomes dependence. If there are only habits left, it will hurt both of us.

What I want is simple, just your every move. The person I love is you, the unique you. That's all.

I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

Emotional inexplicable pull, I still love you, and you sing intermittently, pretending nothing.

Who holds the painted face and makes the beauty of the years feel dejected?

Like is like, don't like is don't like, holding someone's hand, there must be a legitimate reason.

I am wandering in the world, I can't find your paradise, and I hope I can't forget it.

It's really ridiculous that you can't even give your heart in love.

I was lonely for a long time, waiting for you to save me, but it was too late.

The harm you have given me is imprinted in my heart and cannot be erased.

Once love becomes a habit, you can never get rid of it.

Youth seems to start with loving you, but it makes me see through the word love.

The symbol of youth solidified into a sad voice in an earth-shattering moment.

It is always at the moment of shredding that its unforgettable beauty can be reflected.

Time is diluted, and the rain tonight can wash away the past pain.

This is a greenhouse full of cacti. I stood for a long time with a balloon called happiness.

People often only care about whether others care about you, but they often ignore whether they care about others.