How to satirize teachers

The innuendo of a Chinese teacher is as follows:

1, you gave me the true meaning of life as gold. After years of polishing and washing, it has become clearer and clearer!

2. Teacher, the light of wisdom that we send out will always shine with the spark that you lit with your own hands.

You and I will always be just the relationship between consumers and service providers. I pay for your education. I am your customer, and the customer is always God!

Teacher, we will always remember your encouragement, and we will not give up our success.

5. Thank you! Kindergarten teachers, the star of the starting point of life, start a prairie fire for children's future! Thank you!

6. Let bygones be bygones. I don't care about what happened before.

7. Six out of ten people hate you, and six out of ten classmates hate you.

8. You are kind to your parents, which narrows the distance between teachers and parents and contributes to teaching.

9, ten years of trees and a hundred years of people, the teacher is deeper than the sea. Once a teacher is a lifelong father, it is difficult to repay the teacher all his life.