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1, even if you lose weight and look good, you are fine, and people who don't love you still don't love you. No matter how fat and ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, people who love you will never abandon you.

I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm, I want to give you the best love, don't go to bed early, don't drink more water.

3. The most important thing for a man to show off is to make his beloved woman laugh all her life; What women admire most is to let the man they love want to run home whenever they have time.

4. When you think you are abandoned, it is actually the other person who suffers: because he lost someone who really likes him, and you just lost someone who doesn't like you.

The most extravagant person in the world is someone who is willing to spend time with you. Time flies, if I give you time, I will give you my own world.

6. Before falling in love with you, I want to wander the rivers and lakes alone and see this colorful world. After falling in love with you, I feel that rivers and lakes are too far away. I'm not going. I just want to cook for you and sleep with you.

7. No feelings are a waste of time. If it doesn't give you what you want, it will teach you what you don't want

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart.

9. People who want to see you will always come to you. People who don't want to see you won't bother to open the window when you go downstairs. People who really love you are not afraid of trouble or busyness.

10, love is inclusive rather than indulgent, love is caring rather than conniving, love is blending with each other rather than unrequited love, love is full of five flavors but not all sweet.

Love phrase: The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

1, it is said that love is a cage. If you fall in love, you will be a prisoner for the rest of your life. But if two people love each other, don't they want to live together in a small cage, even if there is no broad freedom, at least they still have each other. So love is not to possess each other, but to destroy the key to freedom together.

Everyone should choose love according to their own standards. The question is how high the standard is. People usually have a higher standard than they can find. But if you can't find it, what if you can't keep up with your old age by lowering the standard speed? Therefore, men should have the determination to admit defeat and the courage to compromise. After all, you love people, not standards.

No matter how much you are hurt, people laugh it off. It's not that you are not miserable enough, but that he doesn't care about you. Therefore, sometimes asking for sympathy is no worse than seeing if the other person values you. I have you in my heart, and I feel distressed when I am troubled. Without you in my heart, the grass at the grave will not come to see you.

The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

Jun was born before I was born, and I was old when I was born. You hate that I was born late, and I hate that you were born early. You were born before I was born, and I was old when I was born. Hate is not born at the same time. Hello every day. I was born before you were born, but you were born when I was old. I am far away from you, and you are far away from me. I was born before you were born, but you were born when I was old. Become a butterfly, look for flowers every night and live in the grass.

6. Every time we quarrel, the husband always gives way to his wife. Once, my wife asked you why you always make way for me. Obviously, I did something wrong. Husband: Because you are mine, even if I win, what can I do? Win the truth, lose the feelings! In the world of two people, there is always a joke, a smile, a quarrel and a hubbub. If a person always loses, it is not that his eloquence is not good enough, but that he loves you. One person loses, two people win!

After a long time, you will find that a man's appearance is not important. The important thing is that he has wisdom in his mind and responsibility in his heart! The sweet words of men are not important, what matters is whether they can keep their promises! It doesn't matter how much money a man has, what matters is whether he spends it on you! It doesn't matter where a man is, what matters is whether he cares about you in his heart.

8. liking you is not the reason why you look good, but the feeling you made me at a special time when others couldn't. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them.

9. Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

10, love to the end, the important thing is not passion, but gratitude. Not because of gratitude, but because of God's keeping you together. We often say that even the best feelings will be interrupted by various accidents. No matter how much accumulation, it will be destroyed by some small things. So it's easier to be apart than to be together. In this case, we should be grateful.

1 1. Some things you think others don't care, but in fact everyone cares. Some things you think are just talk, but the listener is really interested. As the old saying goes, words hurt people, which is really reasonable. Especially for two people who love each other, a joke may be sad for a long time. So many times, falling in love really depends not on the mouth and ears, but on mutual warmth. Companionship is a hug from heart to heart.

12, no matter how many feelings, only one turn is needed. Didn't turn around, it was a lover. Turning around, it was a stranger.

13, people who once loved you must have loved you, but only loved you. Don't trust feelings that have passed. People who love you again will definitely not love you after that. So love is very important, what is more important is the present tense or the past tense.

14, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

15. There has never been a fixed feeling in this world. Passionate love may be calm, and calm love may be warm and brilliant one day. You want passionate love, but it is not a foregone conclusion. Maybe what suits you in the end is just a long stream of water.

The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

First, how many people live only by one face, but don't know that they are already like a walking corpse.

Second, I am not perfect, but I am a complete self.

Third, you are a good actor. He can't see through me, but he knows it.

Fourth, every time I leave the computer, I will lock the button for fear that others will peek at the record and unlock it before I find that no one is talking.

It hurts to watch you change.

The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a beautiful woman will take me home.

Nobody warms me, so I turn on the air conditioner!

Eight, the drunk calls you, the words may not be credible, but at least he has you in his heart.

Deleting everything from the predecessor is respect for the next one.

You look like a dog, so you can bark like a man.

XI。 Experience: Those initial experiences eventually become memories.

Twelve, there are always two people living in people's hearts, one is a sentimental person; One is a cruel person.

Mr. Thirteen, can you be reserved in the face of my coquettish?

He just sent you a withered flower. Maybe he just happened to guess what you said in your heart.

Fifteen, your story is either embellished or taken out of context in others' mouths.

Sixteen, do you think I'll watch you die? No, I will close my eyes.

Seventeen, no difficulties, attitude, don't be discouraged, don't give up, don't fart

I never curse, and the people who curse are not human.

Nineteen, this story is repeated a hundred times before you realize that you are too wild.

Twenty, are you still dreaming? Are you still in pain? How to memorize so much?

The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you. .

Twenty-two, I miss you to improve your spirit during the day? The only way!

23. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

I don't need you to spend too much time with me, but at least you can rely on me when I am sad.

Twenty-five, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see it later.

The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

I miss you, but I can't say, I can't call you, I can't send messages, because I am afraid it will hurt you.

Second, all my efforts now are for a better future and meeting an excellent you.

Third, if you meet someone who likes to be hot and cold with you, please turn around and leave. If you meet someone who likes to play hide and seek, please leave decisively. If you meet someone who likes to have an affair with you but doesn't give you any promises, please leave! Leave is to let yourself meet someone who gives you true love, and leave is for better happiness. Contacts that are not entrusted by life are hooligans, because finding a stable and lasting person can't afford to hurt!

The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to such a scorching blue sky.

Six, love too early not to love, meet too late. Too little fate can't afford to hurt, and too many peach blossoms can't afford to love. True love is neither too early nor too late, neither too much nor too little, it is you, it is you.

Seven, no matter how many feelings, you only owe one. Didn't turn around, it was a lover. Turning around, it was a stranger.

Eight, I don't give up the courage to love, I don't doubt that there will be sincerity; I want to have the most beautiful dream and send it to myself in the future. The origin and extinction are beyond our control, and the margin is thick and thin. What we can do is to cherish the short time when karma met.

The person who loved you must have loved you, but only once. Don't trust feelings that have passed. People who love you again will definitely not love you after that. So love is very important, what is more important is the present tense or the past tense.

Ten, if he loves you, don't please; If he doesn't love, let alone.

Eleven, when choosing a lover, the ability to choose is very important, and the attitude is more important. But don't give up the choice of ability just because the other person has an attitude that can move you. Because an incompetent person can touch you for a while, but it's hard for you to fall in love for a lifetime. A lover doesn't need to be strong enough for you to worship, but at least he must be able to protect you.

If you show someone his future, he has no future. To take away the mystery of the future is to take away hope. Predicting the future will destroy us. If you can see the future, there will be no future; Without mystery, there is no hope.

Thirteen, everyone should choose love according to their own standards, the question is how high the standard is. People usually have a higher standard than they can find. But if you can't find it, what if you can't keep up with your old age by lowering the standard speed? Therefore, men should have the determination to admit defeat and the courage to compromise. After all, you love people, not standards.

14. Love is a game that you can't afford to lose without love. After giving everything, you may leave only a scar engraved in your heart. If you like a person, you want him to be your own, so you can like many people and hope many people are your own.

Fifteen, this kind of thing, the more you close yourself up, the less likely you are to be happy. Because of my introverted self, there is no way to open to the outside world, and others can't find you so good. Therefore, if you really want to be happy, you should open your heart and let more people see you and pay attention to you. In the emotional world, happiness is as big as the heart.

In the corner, you will see me in tears. In the empty black world, I feel very safe, because crying will not be seen by others at that time. In the world with light, I'm so tired, because I'm pretending. It makes no difference whether it hurts or not, whether it hurts or not, whether it hurts or not, whether it hurts or not. They only bring laughter, and I live a tired and painful life.

No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day.

Time is like a good doctor, it can help us to heal a bleeding heart.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

Twenty, the person who has been with you for the longest time is the one who loves you the most; Being with you the longest is the deepest love!

Twenty-one, before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace; You can never imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.

If one day we become strangers, then I will get to know you again.