Humorous sentences that can't sleep

Humorous sentences about sleeping, old irons, have been sorted out for your reference.

Tonight's sleep will probably be ruined again, because my mind is full of stars, sparkling and I can't close my eyes at all.

The champion of the vigil belongs to me, but I don't know if I can bear this heavy eyelid tomorrow.

When I couldn't sleep, I counted the sheep and found that they were all online. No wonder I can't sleep.

The causes of insomnia are too complicated, which can only be attributed to thinking too much, dreaming too much, thick pillows and too many mosquitoes before going to bed.

When I can't sleep, I will look at the moon. When the moon is full, I count the stars. The stars are tired, but I still can't sleep.

Tonight, I decided to play a joke about sleep. I won't sleep in the game to see who can laugh last.

When I couldn't sleep, I began to study the secret of night, and found that night was a gossip, always nagging.

Insomnia night, time seems to be lengthened, just like an elongated rubber band, which keeps me awake.

Counting jiaozi doesn't work at all. The more you count, the more awake you are, as if you were driving in a midnight food store.

Start making up stories when you can't sleep. Every story begins with "Once upon a time there was a kid who couldn't sleep …".