Humorous sentences poking fun at losing weight (17 sentences)

1. People who say I don't need to lose weight are bad people.

2, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!

Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.

4, to lose weight, we must have such a determination: either thin or dead!

A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, and he is destined to study all his life.

6, women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.

7, say what broad-minded and fat, depressed at the thought of weight!

8. The cool summer of fat mushrooms is "the thought of losing weight makes my heart ache."

9. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

10, I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

1 1. When traveling romantically, the back strap of the boyfriend's bicycle will not be smoothed.

12, how can a person control his own life if he can't even control his own weight!

13, when the unit organized a physical examination, it was weighed in front of everyone. After you weigh it, it dissolves.

14, what is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

15. Have a cup of milk tea after a tiring day. Don't worry, as long as no one sees it, you should consider it zero calorie.

16, fat people are always ignored by people who care very much, and it will be very sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

17, if you can't control your mouth and lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-fate is round, not winter.