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Qq Dynamic 2020 New Year Talk

1 I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that you can't lie to me.

When you were pretending to be innocent, my sister was behind you and didn't pretend to look down on you!

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the drum hammer is broken.

I drank a bottle of red wine yesterday and I don't know what I was doing.

I don't even want a basin of spilled water.

You are very good-looking, and good-looking people dare not let people look at you.

If you are a god, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

10 Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall!

1 1 Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

12 smoking and drinking by men is like shopping by women. It is an interest and it is difficult to quit.

13 Everyone will be tired. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time.

14 some things, knowing that they are wrong, still insist, because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

15 rural mother said that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and I said that few people in the city know each other.

16 when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

17 rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

18 The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

19 iron cock will leave some rust, you are a stainless steel cock.

I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

2 1 unreasonable, there must be something wrong!

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Greetings are not necessarily serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about the right one.

If you are a god, then the place where I will go in the future is the forbidden area of God.

I'm sorry. What if I'm right? Think about it and love it.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

3 1 Close my eyes and I see my future. ......

Talk about aestheticism every year

Time is a good thing, which makes people happy, happy and sad. Day after day, year after year, time is a bad thing, making people feel lonely and sad.

Talk about aestheticism every year

1. My blog has been dead year after year, and now my mood is very contradictory. I hope he can finish it soon, never, so that I can see it every Saturday. However, I still hope to produce a theatrical version of New Life, which will definitely sell well at the box office. Come on Conan, Kudou Shinichi!

Second, year after year, time flies too fast! I sincerely hope that my two small wishes can come true and good luck will accompany me ~

Third, the cherry blossom season year after year ~ I will always be the most beautiful and boring under someone's lens, probably because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, hahahahahahaha.

Fourth, I suddenly felt a little exciting, as if I had never felt this way before! 20xx ~ 20xx 5 years, what have I gained and lost? 20xx, what can I gain and what can I keep? What will I lose this year? Year after year, the past is unclear, the present is unclear and the future is unknown!

Being with you, year after year, feels like a sister and family. Looking at the state before the circle of friends, those bitter feelings are vivid, year after year, I don't know when I can really recover.

Year after year, I have gradually adapted to your departure, but I still miss you from the bottom of my heart. I hope you can witness many important moments in my life there, and I hope to see your happy smile.

Seven, day after day, year after year, the young days are gone forever. I really can't imagine that a lifetime is actually a blink of an eye!

Eight, fame and fortune can't bring happiness to women. Once some feelings are missed, they will never come back. Year after year, everything is changing, and no one has stopped pursuing happiness. Life is like this, as long as you manage it with your heart, it will always be beautiful. How much love can be repeated

Nine, year after year is fleeting.

10. I ate a delicious sycamore yard, drank a delicious breast covering, and then went to the video game market for a long time. I really like my life now, and my friends are around. Take your time, let's move on, and my brother goes on year after year. Wish you all the best.

Eleven, the day after I read each issue of Qipa, I said that I felt I was going to sign up for next season. I woke up one night and thought I should get busy with what I was doing before considering going to Beijing for development. A year later, year after year. Laugh at me, now.

Twelve, I just want to wait until ten o'clock on purpose! Hahaha! ! ! Year after year ~ Happy birthday to Kaiwei, she is beautiful and lovely! May everyone you love love love you more, and may everything you care about become your wish.

Thirteen, year after year, I was in a trance for six years. Looking back, I can't stop crying.

Fourteen, step by step, year after year, 12,165438+1October 22nd, it's really not easy to get together now. I hope you will still be by my side for the rest of my life.

Fifteen, people who haven't cried for a long time from year to year are not enough to talk about life.

Sixteen, in this huge gear world, we are all pinions. Our growth year after year is like the wear and tear of gears. The gears are worn and replaced, and the new ones are worn and worn.

17. Today is the third month of my resignation. I am 65,438+06 years old. I have been engaged in garment making since I graduated from technical secondary school. I've been clamoring for a career change year after year and trying to make money. But in the end, it seems that money didn't earn my career, and I haven't changed. Seeing that my classmates and friends were all mixed up in other industries, I made up my mind to change careers and finally ended my career on 10 last year. Many people know that a person with 10 experience like me can get 7,000 to 8,000 yuan a month, sometimes it is 10000, but who can understand the hard work there, working 14 every day, being busy for five hours at 3: 00 and 1: 00, and it is too late to see the outside world day by day.

Eighteen, year after year. For countless years. This year's shortcomings.

Nineteen, some questions have been thought over and over again, before going to bed, running, eating and listening to songs. After years of thinking, I still can't figure it out. These years should be deeply engraved in my heart.

At the age of twenty, year after year, I am too busy to buy gifts for myself. Never mind, I'll make it up later.

Twenty-one, life is to endure year after year, year after year.

Twenty-two, there is an impulse to travel! But it's like a piano key without a black keys. I can barely play it, but I'm missing a note! Year after year, time flies. I don't know how long it will take to let go, to have, to recover, and to find my lost self!

Twenty-three, year after year, the same feelings, still lovely you!

Twenty-four, year after year, life is like this half cup of boiled water. Although plain, it is essential. However, half a glass of water is not enough to quench your thirst, so it is a pity to throw it away.

25. Time is always fair, year after year.

Twenty-six, small fresh meat goes to the examination room every year. Perhaps only at the end of the road can we see the intention of fate. At this moment, I am still afraid, fearful, busy and love life.

Twenty-seven, life is not in a hurry, but it is lacking. There are countless people passing by, and it is always hard to find someone who wants to go the same way with you. Year after year, who is accompanying you? Loneliness is always there, and troubles are hard to disappear. As long as love plus is there, this life will be rich.

Twenty-eight, year after year, some feelings may be self-directed, simple and beautiful from the beginning. Time can always make a person deviate from the original track. When we met, we all felt the change, and we didn't have time to say love, just like two straight lines that originally crossed, they all went away. Although they have regrets, they are not worth meeting.

Twenty-nine, year after year, I worked for the capitalists for eight years, and the capitalists gave me three cards. You said it was pathetic, really pathetic.

Thirty, so fast ~ only two days ago vaguely said a happy fifth anniversary of debut ~ year after year.

Thirty-one, year after year, grandpa who baked corn never came back.

Thirty-two, the spring of everything's recovery has passed, and the leafy summer has arrived. Sunflowers grow with visible momentum every day. I think, in a few days, they will bloom a little sun, and then bear fruit when the autumn is crisp, and after the long winter, it will be another year. Year after year, I am still here.

Thirty-three, year after year, my mother said that everyone else is an eye and I am a paste.

Thirty-four, year after year, another anniversary in a blink of an eye, how much time is wasted. I forgot to say happy birthday, although it has been 10 for more than a few days. However, having you here is enough.

Thirty-five, work hard, year after year, just to meet a better self.

Thirty-six, year after year, my heart is so tired that I can't spit it out.

Thirty-seven, six one! With the arrival of this festival, it means that half a year has passed, and year after year has passed too fast! How did we spend June 1st?

Thirty-eight, year after year, year after year I didn't wait for you, and year after year he left. Generally speaking, the so-called love will have a deadline.

Happy birthday, dear you ~ year after year ~ I'm glad we are still around each other ~ I wish you health and happiness, and your efforts have never been in vain ~ otherwise, we will whisper ~ Love you forever.

Xiaoming doesn't have time to go back to see his parents at work. His parents took him to court after they hadn't seen each other for a year. The court sentenced him to one year's imprisonment and another year's imprisonment because he had not seen his parents. So year after year, Xiao Ming never went out again.

Forty-one, year after year, time, can you walk slowly, let us love each other more, and then take a good look at each other.

Forty-two, year after year, I have loved for four years, and I will come again next year!

Forty-three, the mood is very bad, year after year, month after month, day after day, where is the head?

I don't know when I stopped caring about my appearance. If I hadn't lost so much weight, I really don't know why I used to feel so good about myself. Year after year passed. If I hadn't turned over the previous photos, I, a creature with a small brain, couldn't remember the love, hate and hatred year after year. Similar years, different years. May you be like me, and may the world be peaceful.

Forty-five, remember seeing you for the first time is a tidbit of your song recording. You laughed silly at that time. You immediately circled the powder at that time. Girls who cheer and laugh will not be too lucky. You're amazing. You deserve to like you better. I will always be with you year after year. Come on, I want to be the first in your heart.

Forty-six or two years later, new dust fell and covered the first year, and so on, year after year, until one day you opened its door and saw the thick dust. You probably can't remember how long it was, but you quietly wiped away all the dust, and from then on, the lights in the room reappeared.

Forty-seven, the story of the little yellow flower, year after year, so it is three years.

Forty-eight, finally stepped into the door of no doubt, year after year, grateful for all the encounters!

Forty-nine, year after year, more than ten years have passed in an instant. Grandparents wish the whole family peace, health and happiness and love you forever.

Fifty years, year after year, is the seventh year Now my temples are gray, and I don't know when I can laugh.

51. There are always many things that can't be done in this world. Sometimes the simplest thing may be the last hope for some people. What we waste today is tomorrow that others will never see again. Year after year, I have sent away the dearest person in my life for three consecutive years. My mother said it was successful in three years, and it won't happen again. I hope it won't happen again. My uncle is relieved that there will be no more pain.

52. I didn't know until I took the bus and listened to the radio. It's time for college entrance examination. Too soon, year after year.

Fifty-three, growing up together for so many years, there have been quarrels, misunderstandings and differences. Knowing each other's strengths and weaknesses, knowing each other's different ideas, you can also embrace them frankly. As long as we are together at ordinary times, there will be endless words, year after year.

54. What is the meaning of life and time? In this strange city, independence and strength are not a compliment, but a necessity. Everyone wants stability, wishes are always good, and expectations are always good, but they often backfire. After so many years, day after day, year after year, who will persist? They all became unknowns, gaps and disappeared in the afterglow of the sunset. The man full of dreams and talents was blocked in the ashes, drifting with the wind, leaving only a day after day like a walking corpse without thinking.

Fifty-five, year after year, cherry red, here we come again, looking forward to it. It seems not to eat cherries, not to eat, but as a ceremony for the five of us. This year, we brought Runbao. The first one was in my mother's stomach the year before last, the second one crawled around the house, and the third one could pick cherries under the cherry tree. Runbao did a great job. It's true that he didn't cry or make trouble.

Fifty-six, year after year, year after year, sometimes I think it is better to go to Shaolin Temple and become a monk. Living is really tiring. I seriously doubt whether I have depression.

57. Year after year is fleeting. The only constant is constant change. . . Happy third anniversary. . . . Thank you, my husband, for always taking care of me. It is my strong backing and my only eternal love! !

Fifty-eight, year after year is fleeting, the only constant.

Fifty-nine, as if just yesterday, I saw the first leaf bud from the treetop for the first time, and suddenly it was as deep as the sea in spring. My big peony smells sweet every year.

Sixty years, year after year, I keep going to other stages of my life, but I miss my innocent student days more and more.

Looking forward to the coming 18 years old, looking forward to a person I have dreamed of meeting for three years, looking forward to a trip, trying to bungee jump, looking forward to living in a city without you, it seems that nothing has changed year after year, except that I seem to be in the same place every year. Many people have gone halfway, and everyone has to finish the scheduled journey, and there are many regrets, but regrets should not be told to others. Say goodbye for the rest of the time.

Sixty-two, year after year, after all, I'm sorry, Peter Pan.

Year after year.

1. Marriage is the grave of love. If you don't get married, you will come to no good end.

2. Can't see the wind, can't touch the sky; Miss the wind, but you are the sky.

3. Gone years, lost myths, these may be God's will, gentle universe, what can I do with this small planet? Only wait for a new miracle in the passage.

Every minute is not only the blood in your body, but also the source of your life. Listen, a little tired, slow but urgent, take you from youth to aging.

Knowing that the years will eventually grow old, I stand at the tail tip of youth, looking out quietly, expecting the smile of the wind and the warmth of this heart until I grow old. Looking at the years that have passed between the fingers, I still understand that I have met youth.

6. Time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.

7. Time goes by inadvertently, and when you open old notes, there are deep feelings and artistic conception between the lines. It seems that I have returned to the ups and downs I have experienced, and the memories of the past are still the same, only a little less melancholy, a little more prosperous and a little more vicissitudes.

8. Time goes by and never stops; Everything is updated, but we are growing. Time is so fair, never give anyone one more second, and on the contrary, never give anyone one less second.

9. Time goes by and passes by in a hurry. Walking without a trace, like dew on a lotus leaf, slipped into the water instantly, so quickly and simply. Time flies, why does youth erase my years, leaving only a scar?

10. Time is invisible and intangible. Just when you don't pay attention, it has quietly passed by you. Maybe you have waited, but what can you do? You still have to think about it. So we should cherish time, cherish time.

1 1. Time keeps flowing and will not stop until I realize and repent. I will live to be old. Decadence seems to have become some kind of pride. I hate and despise such a boring me, boring life. You should learn something.

12. Time is an elusive thing for people. However, it is this kind of thing that makes people cherish their time more. If time can give everyone a wish. I hope the years can be reversed.

13. As the years passed, a wisp of clear spring flowed out and a fragrance flowed out; Teeth, moon and rings, leaving only a pale face, waiting helplessly; Recalling quicksand, no one can see his figure, no one can hear his footsteps, and everything is going on and erupting in the passage.

14. Time is like a song and life is like a poem. Year after year, over and over again, I have gone through the blooming flowers in spring, the bright sun in summer and fragrant rice in autumn, and finally ushered in the warm sun in winter.

15. Life is very busy. I want to keep you, but I don't know what I'm doing. You still walk and pull, without hesitation. The second hand goes bit by bit, a week has passed, a month has passed, and a year has passed! I seem to have done nothing! I had to sigh helplessly. Looking at the falling rain outside the window, I want to get some comfort.

16. Ruthless time The old man is like a cold wind that blows away the new breath of everything, but as long as you travel with him, there is nothing to regret when you are old.

17. In a blink of an eye, the long years of a year have been quietly lost like sand in your hand. However, if the sand is lost, you can grab another one; Flowers wither and can wait until next spring; Childhood has passed, but it will never come back.

18. Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday was great! Yesterday passed, but today I'm bored. The world regrets yesterday, but does not feel that today has passed again. Water flows every day, and the setting sun is rare. The Ming Dynasty will regret what it achieved today.

Tell me about the most awesome and funny QQ in 2020.

Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

Men deepen their friendship because of alcohol and tobacco, while women deepen their friendship because of complaints.

Don't force a man to lie, he will hate you; Don't take his words seriously, you will hate him.

I always thought you were special, but I didn't expect you to be such a special scum.

I dreamed of Meng Po last night, so I said to her: Meng Po gave me a bowl of vinegar, and my stomach is not good recently!

Suddenly looking back, the man was already in the marriage registry.

Never hang yourself from a tree. Try a tree nearby.

When I saw you in the Man Show, I looked down, not because I was shy, but because I was looking for bricks.

Whenever the war breaks out, I will hide in the trenches because I am undercover.

What's the use of "handsome"? It's just eaten by a pawn!

The only thing you can't give is to get out with your family.

Men, don't rush at the sight of females, sow in four places.

I have no money there. Somebody order some for me. Send flowers, or I'll drag you down.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

I saw a photo of your girlfriend yesterday, and I know she is not beautiful. I'm relieved. 20xx is the most classic talk about sharing.

A man is holding one in his arms, thinking about one in his heart, holding one in his head and hiding one in his body.

A word is very popular recently, called: guess.

I skip too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. You want me to have work experience!

On the phone, she cried and said, "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you don't have to be responsible ..."

I went to assassinate sogou, and sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned and said, just ask Baidu in the underworld.

Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

Women watch Korean dramas and use a lot of paper towels every year. Actually ... isn't it true that men watch Japanese dramas?

A good girlfriend can save your computer 200G hard drive. No explanation! ! !

When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

Shortly after anonymous went to college, he wrote to his mother asking for money. The reason is: new boyfriend, seven dates, all dressed up, need to buy another one. Mom wrote back: start over with a new boyfriend!

Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

Don't make excuses for your meanness, you won't find it, because you are excellent, and those reasons are too common.

Don't be infatuated with me, I will make you lose it.

I love you so much as a mouse loves rice.

When I love you, what you say is what; When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

There are four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

Love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

Lying in bed in the morning, I took out six coins from my pocket: if they are all heads, I will go to class. Hesitated for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk.

An intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

Men are firm when they are decisive, and women are rash when they are decisive.

I won't watch you jump on the kang, I'll close my eyes.

As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

Can't afford to play, get out, and don't talk so much fucking nonsense.

All perfume brands in the world, don't brag. Who can say that the fragrance of their brand perfume can cover a pancake in the subway car? I never told you about leek cakes. It is bullying to mention that.

Take your tears, your smile, your hypocrisy … back to where you came from.