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Do you want me to apologize or confess?

1, do you prefer cats or dogs, cats: meow; Dog: Wang Wang.

2. Is your blood type square? Why else are you so handsome?

Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you.

5. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

6, others love you just want to sleep with you, I am different, sofa, kitchen, can be.

7. You are the cutest. I didn't think about it when I said it, but I thought about it and said it.

8. Do you want me to apologize or repent?

9. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.

10, the way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?

1 1. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

12, I found you a liar, because I look much better than the photo.

13, I found that you are not suitable for dating, but suitable for marriage.

Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?

15, I think you are too narcissistic. To tell the truth, you have grown up like this, and at most you won the top three in the beauty contest.

16, I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.

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First, your name is only a few strokes, but it goes deep into my heart.

Second, not thinking about it can be avoided. After thinking about it several times, I would rather miss it.

Third, the moment I gave up on you was not the result I wanted, because I knew there was a kind of love called letting go. Thank you for giving me happiness and being loved. We can't be enemies, because we loved each other deeply, and we can't be friends, because we hurt each other.

I told you all my thoughts. Did you hear that?

The world is so big that I want to be by your side.

6. I fell in love with this silly girl, I fell in love with this girl who loves to laugh, I fell in love with this girl who occasionally spoiled ... There are countless reasons for falling in love with you, but I can only sum up my thoughts in one sentence, that is, "I love you".

No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

Eight, the best love is probably like this, you accompany me through nothing, I accompany you to the ends of the earth.

In my Me Before You, there has never been a miracle in my life.

10. You don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who loves you until you are drunk.

Eleven, time has not made me forget you, but let me get used to you. I hope to have time to look back, even if I can't accompany you to the end.

12. I only borrow one journey of your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

Thirteen, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little afraid, afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

At the age of fourteen, I have never danced. Every day is a disappointment in my life.

Fifteen, I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life.

Love you is the most important thing in my life.

I don't want to hug others, because there is no heartbeat from you.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

I will go with you in the future. I mean, if you like.

Twenty, in this life, my love for you is eternal. In this life, you are the one I deserve to love. Honey, are you like me?

2 1. Youth is like cutting an onion. We were all in tears, but we still enjoyed it.

22. Please forgive me for being greedy. I want to accompany you to the seed of love, but I also want to accompany you to the gray temple.

Twenty-three, since I met you, my calm heart lake can no longer be calm. Your charm, your beautiful shadow and your smile are unforgettable. I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

True love is a gorgeous adventure. During this journey, we will meet blue stars and terrible tsunami. How much sincerity does it take to love someone to let him know? If you don't get the bloodiest, you won't know the taste of bone marrow. I have you in my life, and I know that. All you can do is not regret it.

25. My confession to you is my carefully prepared speech.

Twenty-six, if the proportion of funny becomes higher and colder, do you know how many injuries you have suffered?

Boys who eat lollipops are always more handsome than boys who smoke.

Twenty-eight, we argue today, laugh tomorrow, and think far when bored.

I have never succeeded in anything in my life, but I don't want to screw it up.

I like you and love you more.

Because I got your love, I want to hug everyone, because your love makes me feel the beauty of this world.

32. The vegetation has sunshine and water, and the kite has breeze and rope. I will spend the rest of my life with you.

33. I am happy when I care about you, and you are happy when I care about you; Even if this happiness is very weak, that happiness has never been discovered by you.

34. You are the only audience I love, and I am your forever father.

Thirty-five, if there is an advertisement for love, it is probably what you look like in my mind.

I miss you so much that I decided to come and see you.

Time takes everything away, let me stay with you.

The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

39. In my heart, you are the best, and I feel most uncomfortable making you angry. I hope you will stop being angry and sad. I promise you, I won't feel guilty next time. I am angry because I am the thickest and you won't forgive me.

40. In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you.

I couldn't help myself after meeting you.

Forty-two, if the most extravagant thing, I am willing to wait for you with my whole youth.

43. Find a windy place to see you and blow me into your arms.

Nobody wants it except you, but nobody wants it except you.

Forty-five, I miss your first sentence is false, and your second sentence is also false.

46. Friend, do you smell loneliness? I will always spend it with you, and we will get rid of it in our own way!

There are many stars in the sky and many boys in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

Forty-eight, maybe I don't have the fanatical love like the sun, and I don't have the long-lasting love like running water. All I know is that I love you, and I love you constantly. Do my best for you.

49. My eyes are raining for her, but my heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

Fifty, how many lovers are immersed in joy, I can't be with you. Endless sadness is hidden in my heart, and I don't want to hear any more truth! I only know that I love you and miss you.

5 1. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

I can't explain why I love you, but you are the reason why I don't love others.

Fifty-three, thousands of thoughts, frozen in the air. Raise the wind to blow to you, with my blessing, I don't care about loneliness, I am satisfied with your happiness, and thinking of you is my happiness!

54. Good night is always the most exciting love story, hiding that I love you.

Fifty-five, I am blissful at the sight of you.

I don't care about humans tonight, I just want you.

It takes a few minutes to meet someone, hours to like someone and days to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.

I studied finance and management for four years, but in the end, you are in charge of finance.

59. If you need me, I will be where you can see me.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel as if a spring breeze is blowing and melting my heart.

Sixty-one, the rest of my life is still long, please give me more advice.

Sixty-two, it is not enough for a person to have this life, he should also have a poetic world.

Sixty-three, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, the glacier is you.

Sixty-four, the most beautiful thing is not rainy days, but the eaves that once fled with you.

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My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

Give me a minute, I'll wash my hair before I love you.

If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

4. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

6. You are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.

7. Do you want to sleep with me?

I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.

9. What I want is simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

10, what is a different place? I have been here for four years before, but I am afraid of these four years.

1 1. Do you still want your mother? I'll give you my mother.

12, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

13, thank you for your smile. I've been flustered all my life.

14, I know you will come, so I will wait.

15, giggle is not innate, but from the moment I fell in love with you.

Pick up hot chicks's Perfect Love Story

1. In others' eyes, you are a devil, but in my heart, you are an angel.

Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.

I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

Tell you a long story, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

6. Have you ever seen a heartbeat? Do you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

7. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

8. Sister, do me a favor. My parents want a wife!

9. Can we further sublimate our revolutionary friendship?

10. Don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me.

1 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

12. If you bother me again, you will marry me.

13. You are too young for me to fall in love with you.

14. When you are here, you are everything; When you are away, everything is yours!

15. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

16. Leave the miracle to others. I have you.

17. Life is not long. Don't get too close to cherish it. I just want to hold you tighter.

18. If I can have you, life will always be full of confidence.

19. If you like it, I like you. If you don't, I have a unrequited love. Would you?

20. If she breaks your heart, if she says goodbye, if she doesn't abandon me, I will run to you.

2 1. The two warmest words in the world are goodnight from your mouth.

22. The most romantic and selfish words in the world are: You are mine alone.

23. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?

24. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.

25. I can't and will never get tired of you.

26. My cat has thick fur. Can you take care of it for me?

27. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? Your phone number is not in it.

28. How can I let others bully people I can't bear to bully?

29. I never seemed to know what love was until I met you.

30. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you.

3 1. I may have missed your past, but I hope you will not miss my future.

I knew you would come, so I waited.

33. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.

34. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

36. The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage.

37. Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.

38. When I met you, I fell asleep and never wanted to wake up again.

Meeting you is my biggest surprise.

40. May you lose your life or come to me.

4 1. Tired, bitter and painful again, just to make you like me.

42. You came to my side in the spring breeze, and we spent every season of our lives together.

43. After knowing you, I found that I can be so willing to pay.

44. Meeting you in my lifetime is all my luck.

45. Everything here is fine except you.

46. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will yearn for love and be qualified to have love.

47. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.