Students' classic humor tells the mood.

First, girl, live well and live for those who look down on you #

Second, everything is in the song and can be tasteless.

Third, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

4. Why don't you love me? Why do you only love her? Why are you so heartless? I was hurt, too.

5. I don't want to be King Kong. I don't want to do it or I can't, but you have to force me to do it.

6. Don't think that people who smile or are silent all day are easy to provoke. When you take off his mask, you don't even have a chance to kneel.

I'm not lying. Why would I lie? You know me. I never pretend to you.

Eight, I like to turn around beautifully and put it down.

Nine, those things you once paid for called love have long since vanished.

10. Did you find that you took a photo, but it was never as good as the one in front of the mirror?

Eleven, every simple little woman loved a bad man who was a special jerk.

Twelve, every time I travel, I feel that I am missing someone. So I was thinking about you.

Thirteen, once disappeared in front of my eyes, this is the soundtrack of the sixth movie, like your eyes, I love you, come back to me quickly.

I want to jump on your back in a T-shirt and ponytail, and listen to you say that I am the most beautiful girl in your world.

Fifteen, does everyone have such a number, once memorized by heart, but never called it?

Sixteen, crying, does not mean giving in; Taking a step back does not mean giving up; Letting go does not mean giving up; Just like a smile, it doesn't mean happiness.

Seventeen, always be so rational, you will never understand love. Love needs fools.

What's the use of doing more? Didn't you choose me too?

Nineteen, I don't know how many feelings the so-called face has ruined.

Twenty, memories are not terrible, but habits are terrible.

Twenty-one, you don't know I'm a freak. Smoking will vomit and your stomach will roll.

Twenty-two, the swaying dance of the pen tip is the strongest brilliant red in the spotlight.

Poisonous weeds produce charming flowers, and those who harm you say they love you.

It is said that the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit in the future.

I am very stingy. I just hope you are good to me and you are good to others.

Qq Classic Talking about Humor and Mood Phrases

1. When you are in a bad mood, go to the toilet. After that, you said to the toilet with a ferocious face: shit for me.

2, the night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles. Secondly, when I fell on the street and people around me laughed at me, I got up and fell a few times and killed them. Third, my basal cancer went deep into the bone marrow, and the doctor said it was advanced and hopeless. Fourth, don't think that I didn't hack you because I liked you. I only raised you to steal food. Five, lonely for a long time, feel immortal. ...

When I hate a person, if the other person suddenly says that he likes me, I don't hate him so much, because I can't hate a person with vision.

4. Mental patients have a wide range of ideas, and mentally retarded children are much happier.

5, it is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day, which saves money and can be eaten. Interesting mood phrases. Second, if you are the one, female guests can only turn off one light, but the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor! Third, the chain is broken when it is critical, and the chain is not broken when it is not critical. Fourth, we are all sharpshooters, and each bullet destroys a comrade-in-arms. 5. What happened to the death of Xiu En 'ai? ...

6. When the document broke out, Xiao Ming looked at the big fork in the book and said indignantly, It's so unfair! When can the ancients write how time flies? Why can't I write how time flies!

7. Some roads are really long, and it will be very tiring to go on. If you don't leave, you will regret it.

8. Wish me enough disappointment as soon as possible and start over.

9. People's fake ability made me give up the idea of fake.

10, I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart. Second, don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us! Third, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say, damn it! Fourth, there is no Buddha or magic in the world. I know I am a demon, so I will help you become a Buddha. 5. Without us students with poor grades, how can we set off good grades? ...

1 1, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

12. After the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines, all countries are actively looking for the whereabouts of the plane, but some people are still playing cards, playing games, singing, partying and chatting, and don't know how to give some love to help find it. It's really sad Anyway, I looked in front of my house, but I didn't see the Malaysia Airlines plane. I tried my best to go to the right country.

13 but gold always shines, and you glass slag only reflects light.

14. What are the two little draggers on the giraffe's head? It's a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

15, I poured mercury into concentrated sulfuric acid, because concentrated sulfuric acid is dehydrated, so mercury turned into silver! I'm so smart that I'm afraid of myself!

16, I haven't seen a movie for a long time. I wonder if Conan has become one piece. When he became a dragon ball, he saved the world with seven dragon balls, and later returned to Yangcun to continue to be the village head. Finally, he and Snow White gave birth to seven gourd dolls.

17, what is a sense of security? Just finished the exam, some scholars read the same answer as you.

18. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

19, create a group for those friends who are online with iphone, so you don't have to look so troublesome when borrowing money. Don't wash it, but for the mud, this broken car would have fallen apart a long time ago.

20. A senior picked up a junior in public and kissed her face. The schoolmate immediately got angry and shouted shameless! Senior stare blankly for a moment, decisive kiss.

2 1, there is a sense of desolation that this kind of math problem is beyond my Chinese understanding. Second, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack? Third, sleeping in class is not everyone's fault, but the earth is so attractive. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no, my mother said: this. ...

22. When I got home one night, a robber in Lu Yu said with trepidation, Big Brother, I just graduated from Jinqiao and can't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am from Jinqiao, too. Get a good diploma. The robber in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob our own people!

23. I will let those who can't keep up with the time go with a smile.

24. Do you know what you are to me? You are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I don't want to see you. Second, the proud people follow the feelings of others, and the shameless people follow their own feelings. Third, shameless things, done well, are called excellent psychological quality. Fourth, the time difference, summer has arrived, but the figure is still in winter. 5. Protect yourself and love others. ...

25. Now we know that what we said is always just a warm joke.

26. I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

27. The headmaster fired me. Never been in love and said that my ugliness affected the city.

28. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything. 2. Attention, everyone. Pay attention. Near the end of the year, a new type of deception became popular. This kind of deception is usually carried out between familiar friends. Generally, good friends contact you and invite you to eat hot pot, barbecue and boiled fish, and then you unconsciously agree and follow in a daze. ...

29. I saw a child playing with CF and found that he was blowing the computer screen hard. I took a closer look and told him that smoke bombs could not be blown away.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out. Second, the word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than 20 years. Never got to the point. Third, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed. Speak funny mood phrases, and sometimes take them out if you feel bad. ...

3 1, he said to me affectionately: don't forget that you are not alone! I said excitedly, really? He said: Yes, you are a pig. . . .

32. Aren't you afraid your balls will catch cold if you split your legs like this?

33. In class, someone sent a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to beat him up. It said: Are you there?

34. How can I quickly become a schoolmaster? Go back to the first grade of primary school!

35. I hope my RMB can love each other and give birth to many small RMB.

36. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders being like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates being like pigs. Second, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous. Third, holding the child's hand, you will know that the child is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will. In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it and going back to sleep, but since I put three beside it. ...

37, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

38. I really envy you for getting to know me with outstanding talent at a young age.

39. I'm almost in grade three. What should I do if I feel old? Die at once, and then everyone will say that you left at a young age.

40. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It was not until I turned away that I discovered that it was actually myself who was heartbroken.

4 1, there are two kinds of looks, one is good-looking and the other is ugly. You belong in the middle, so ugly.

42. I like you to such an extent that you reply me with a message so that I can run downstairs and dance a set of broadcast gymnastics happily.

Although Lei Feng didn't leave a name for his good deeds, he recorded them in his diary.

44. When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now that I think about it, I'm so bold!

45. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

47. I want to be as strong as a cactus. I must learn to stab bad people. Second, it is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda! Third, don't be hot and cold to me. After all, my resistance is poor and I catch a cold easily. Fourth, the computer, come on, let me go, I am a person with homework. 5. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 6. Say it again. ...

48. Your world is crowded, so it is reasonable not to look for me.

49. If you feel sad, I will accompany you to bask in the sun without an umbrella or a watch.

50. A few days ago, my girlfriend was in a bad mood and suddenly asked me: Do you remember what I told you that time? Which time? You really don't remember, get out!

5 1, don't think I speak loudly, dear, don't you know you're just yelling at the dog?

52. I decided to flip a coin and study when it broke.

53. I am very happy. I met a math problem. Through my unremitting efforts and the spirit of seeking knowledge, I finally found the correct answer on the Internet. The second is the season when getting up depends on perseverance, washing depends on endurance, going to work depends on the power of the wild, and bathing depends on explosiveness. Third, if there is no extravagance, you can't be considerate. If something happens to you, I can only come out handsome. Fourth, when I am angry. ...

54. Were you vomited three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

People living in some areas are too poor. It rains there almost every day!

56. What's it like to be in a long-distance relationship? Like a widow!

57. I am male, 1.70 meters, cheerful and easy-going, and I can try sexual intercourse first, QQ:, waiting for your good news!

58. If you make a mistake and are caught by the teacher, say to the teacher: Teacher, just let me be a fart.

59. Where are you going, Dad? I'm going to give you a parent-teacher conference.

60. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans in the world? Students answer: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Boiling Goat, Lazy Goat.

6 1, but I returned anyway, because I felt that it would be a lifelong regret if I could not leave my footprints behind such a wonderful speech. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the wonderful degree of this conversation, so I just want to say: your conversation is so touching! Please don't stop creating!

62. You are bragging here again. The foreman has been looking for you everywhere and told you to hurry back to the construction site. There are still two trucks of cement to be unloaded. The foreman said that if you don't pay back more than 300 yuan 10 days, you won't get a penny. And the village chief called me to tell you that widow Wang from the village next door came to your house to propose marriage and told you to go back to find her tomorrow when you got paid. Your nephew's DNA test results came back. Your nephew is not yours and your sister-in-law's. Aunt Zhang next door also went to the village and made a rough case, saying that you would forget about peeking at her bathing five years ago. Go back to the village with peace of mind. The village has electricity, telephones and roads. Stop fooling around and talking nonsense.

63. Don't turn your avatar into your own, or it will be unlucky to go offline.

64. Great fatherly love is like a raging river, and it is like the water of the Yellow River, which is out of control.

65. Find someone as warm as the sun and bask in all your sorrows.

66. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

67. This year is really a pit. You can meet your ex-girlfriend by buying a condom!

68. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

69. Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

70. People can live and sows can climb trees.

7 1, there may still be love in this world, just as experts are studying whether there are aliens.

72. Find friends, find girlfriends, kiss and hold hands, and have children at night.

I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life.

74. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

75. In math class, when I didn't even understand the topic, the teacher and Xueba had a crazy exchange, and then they worked it out smoothly in various ways. I feel as if there are two dogs at home. They growled at each other, and I listened to them every day, but I didn't know what they were saying.

76. The most unforgettable thing is that it has never been remembered but will never be forgotten.

77. If you don't want to drink, drink first. People who don't want to see it are greeted with smiles.

78. I saw you fall down in the street that day. I was worried to death. I hope the reality can be like the internet, and I can click on the praise in the lower right corner.

79. For the senior high school entrance examination, what I can do is to help you lower the admission score. That's all I can do. . .

80. May all the tears in the future be tears of joy.

8 1, the more money you spend, the closer you are to the bed.

82. The so-called love at first sight is nothing more than seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons.

As soon as I took off my cotton trousers, Miss Chun came lightly.

84. If you can take a selfie, why don't you have a boyfriend? Second, I have something to say, okay? Don't always call me cute behind my back. Are you bored? Third, some people say that I am shameless, which is simply nonsense. I am too handsome to give up. Fourth, be nice to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is blind and can't be hurt any more. Five. Well, it's not that I don't give sugar. ...

85. Bring my good night to make my dream the most touching.

86. I would rather be a woman in a group of men than play with my head in a group of women.

87. Love that is not for the purpose of marriage is all about raising a husband for others.

88. Just after leaving the community gate in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

I treat money like dirt, so all you think about is shit.

90. Q: If the world belittles me, deceives me, slanders me, deceives me, laughs at me, envies me, humiliates me and hurts me, what can it do? Answer: Only respect him, tolerate him, let him, endure him, avoid him, ignore him, and see you later.

9 1, remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season! Second, a person's unforgettable memories have long been forgotten by others. Third, to put it mildly, you are supercilious, to put it bluntly, you are blind. Fourth, be a person who wanders between cow A and cow C. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her, too. ...

92. As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in my life. Second, we don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me. I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow. I know you don't treat me as a number, but in fact, ...

Humor classics talk about mood phrases

1, take a kitchen knife to cut the wires, and sparks and lightning all the way. 2, holding a kitchen knife to cut wires, sparks with lightning all the way.

We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly oiled it.

Don't ask me what I want to eat and what I have.

5. It's interesting to leave when you say it, and stay when you say it.

6, a group of dogs behind the money, it is difficult to go without money.

7. When I want to find a personality cult, I will look in the mirror.

8. Smell the spirit without the sun and seek the rope without the sun consciousness.

9. I said I love you to the sky and it thundered.

10, if you come near me again, I will call the police.

1 1, a promise is like a fuck, you can't do what you say.

12, that man looks, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

13, some classes are like Fu Nan batteries, and one class has six monitor.

14, I love you not only in words, but all my life.

15, it's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

16, the most rogue in winter, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

17, I will try to save money and buy an ATM.

18, what are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

19, this society has no purity, only meanness.

20, quietly waiting for you for a long time, you didn't come, but I am used to waiting.

2 1, Tong Zhi, be good, or Ma Ma will spank you.

22. I like you. The first sentence is false, and so is the second sentence.

23, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

24. Don't call me a light bulb in the future, call me the brightest star in the night sky.

25. Without a strong owner, don't think that you can bite just because you are a dog!

26. Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.

27, the heart has become a desert island, no one buys it, and will not sell it again.

I love that boy so much. He has strong shoulders and only allows me to lean on them.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

3 1, I just bought clothes, and I don't want to take them off, whether I wash them or not.

Don't arm yourself with cunning, you will be acclimatized.

33, some people, knowing that falling in love will hurt, still have to love.

34. The weather is very cold. Don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.

35. What's it like to have a math class? Watch Korean dramas without subtitles.

36. I turned her from a girl into a woman, and she turned me from a man into a pauper.

37. I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, so I went alone.

38. One person always feels lonely, and two people always feel more annoyed.

May I ask you the way? Where are you going? Into your heart.

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I'll close my eyes.

4 1, tomorrow is tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows, since there are so many, it is better to put it off again.

42. You said you were always behind me. Did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

43. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

44. When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

45, don't always give me favors, oh, oh, don't chat with me will make you climax.

46, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate.

47. The whole school stopped water supply for two days. The next day, I found that there were not many girls in my class.

48. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

Your mother must have been anxious, absent-minded and so hasty when she gave birth to you.

50. The head on the left is flour, and the head on the right is water. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

5 1, it takes two people to make a decision when we are together, and only one person is needed when we break up.

52. If your ugliness can generate electricity, power stations all over the world can be shut down.

53. People who only know justice are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

54. Who is your mother? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

55. When I was a child, my deskmate always said I was too man. I told him that if I couldn't get married, I would call you.

56. Some people like to take advantage. As soon as they heard that there was a discount on painless abortion, they wanted to have a baby at once.

57. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

58, smoking is harmful to health, I would like to stay away from smoking; Homework shortens life, and I am willing to throw it away.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

60. Don't think that I am out of reach because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

6 1, you and I don't need any trivial things to prove the weight of care, just a self-evident tacit understanding.

62. How to describe the beauty of a woman? Putting you in ancient times can support a brothel.

63. Handsome guys go back and forth, some focus on back and forth, and some focus on back and forth.

64. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss. .

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

66, if there is no internal force, only external force, aliens look at the earth, is a skinned egg.

Boss, is money really that important to you? You talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind?

68. I recently read a book that taught people how to forget and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

69. On the bus, the driver finally gave up his seat at the strong request of the old man. . .

There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it. I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

7 1, the saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher will not check it tomorrow!

72. Do you have someone you like? Who am I? Oh, what a coincidence. Then we are rivals in love.

73. Your palm is very big. You must be lonely! This shows why the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.

74. I come from hell to invite you. When you see Satan, please tell him that I have added animals to his hell.

75. Take a small mobile phone, send all kinds of short messages, reply to every message, miss everything and express your feelings by short messages. This is the most emotional and intimate lover.

76. What each student is good at is to exclude two wrong options from the four options, and then choose the wrong one from the remaining two.

77. The final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei Reclamation, and almost the same one is called Goddess Mending the Sky. I call it creation.

78. Starting today, please reply to me as long as my friend has no money. I can tell you how I lived without money.

79. I asked a sister paper today: Why did you bring a rabbit when you were in the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Sister Paper God replied: Is it too direct to bring only radishes?

80. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

8 1. Why do I wait on others like a grandson when they come to my house, but I am as restrained as a grandson when I go to others' house? What's the matter?

82. I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I feel very distressed. I thought of death, and I cut my pulse with potato chips; Hit you on the head with tofu; Jump over buildings with parachutes; Noodles.

83. I saw a girl wearing low-cut clothes playing with her mobile phone this morning. I said there was a deep ditch in front of her. She covered her chest and called her a rascal, and then she fell into the ditch.

84.w: honey, what do you like about me? M: Do I have to choose only one point instead of three? Shyness: Death, which three points did you say? Man: The chest is bigger, the waist is thinner and the ass is a little upturned.

Talk about humorous mood

1. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

You are so shameless and heartless, so your weight should be light, right?

Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

Planting grass doesn't make people lie down. It's better to plant cactus.

6. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

7. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

8. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Take a walk, swim and see who bites badly!

9. I don't have a pot, I'll stew you!

10. A bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis can't be expensive!

1 1. Why is there no arranged marriage in the evil new society?

12. I am working so hard now for my son to slap others in the face at school in the future. If the other party wants 1 10,000, I can say that my son will call another one if I pay 20,000.

13. I feel that going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

14. If you can't be a bad guy, be a good guy who tickles the bad guy's teeth.

15. I don't feel well today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

16. Cutting short hair is not necessarily a queen, but it may also be a female nerve.

17. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good. ...

18. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

19. I know you are worth tens of millions, with countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since you lost your QQ number, you have nothing, nothing.

20. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

2 1. If you are in a daze, you will be deep. If you are not doing well, you will fall asleep.

22. Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

23. I haven't eaten breakfast since the summer vacation.

24. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. Resisting failure means that you used to be a good person.

25. Don't ask me for anything, let alone anything.