Where's my broadsword? How do you feel when your roommate packs delicious food every day when you lose weight?

In more than 1000 days and nights in the university, there will always be a moment when you will have a flash of light, and then announce in the dormitory that you want to lose weight, starting today! However, there must be a magical existence behind every ambitious little fat man: that is a teammate like a pig! There was an opportunity to lose weight in front of me, but it was destroyed by pig teammates. Now I can only regret it. First, this is a girl who is at home like the wind. She missed her life when she saw her roommate. Everyone has youth. We were naive and romantic at that time. The point is, we are still thin! In the past, every fat man was a thin man. Why did he later develop into a heavyweight? The key is who you met. If I hadn't met you, my roommate, I might just be an unknown snack. Since I had you, I've followed you all over the world and become a butcher knife ... Second, when I'm ready to repent and turn over a new leaf, my roommate is never absent. Get up and run in the morning, and your roommate will instill negative energy into you on time; Not ready to eat at noon, my roommate generously packed four dishes and went back to the dormitory; Take a walk for two laps between classes to help digestion, and your roommate will take you to see the school grass in the next class; I plan to make up the running laps at night. My roommate said that some street snacks were engaged in activities and asked the whole dormitory to sweep the street (the roommate here refers to one person). In the days of losing weight, kind roommates (pig teammates) abound. Third, pig teammates also have magical skills. The most terrible thing about pig teammate is that she seems to have an intuition, which can always appear at the moment when your willpower is weakest and give you a fatal blow. Losing weight suffered setbacks. After I shed tears on the moon, I learned a lesson from my bitter experience and decided to go hungry next Saturday. I had a miserable day and prayed that I could sleep till dawn. Just when I thought I was going to fall asleep, the smell of a wisp of roast chicken wings floated under my nose, and suddenly my eyes lit up with green light. Dear roommate brought me a midnight snack to prevent me from waking up hungry at night! Later, I often lamented that if life is like the first time, I am still the girl with peace of mind.

Four years of college life, I only have one feeling: you may get fat alone, and you will get fat faster with your roommate around; You may not be able to lose weight by yourself, even with your roommates around.