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How to express humor without contact for a day?

Here are some humorous expressions for your reference:

1, I haven't contacted for a day, and I almost thought my mobile phone was broken!

2, one day without contact, I guess the signal between us should be full!

I haven't contacted you for a day. I think our data traffic today should be record-breaking!

4, a day without contact, I almost thought I became a lonely patient!

5. I haven't contacted you for a day. I estimate that you are too busy to even reply to messages today!