Tell me something interesting that poked you in an instant.

1. A girl said: I like you, not because you drive a Lamborghini and live in a seaside villa, but because the sun was just right that day and you wore my favorite white shirt. Yes, love is that simple!

A few days later, I saw her send a new message saying: I left you not because your villa was shared, but because Lamborghini was borrowed, but because you wore a pair of black socks that day, which was not my favorite color. Yes, love is that simple!

Today, the leader said to me: The world is so big, don't you want to see it? In the mind a surprised! Oh, my God, is that a new word for dismissal? My firm answer: Leader, you are my world! The leader smiled and said, you can't go anywhere. I insist that the company is my home and I'm not going anywhere. The leader said it was a pity to organize everyone to play in Maldives this time. Since you say so, you can stay in the company on duty!

My lips are easy to crack this winter. I asked my mother to buy a lip balm when she went to the supermarket. It took me almost two months to paint it, only to find that it was a glue stick.

In the afternoon, my dad scolded me, and then he got emotional and slapped me in the face. At that time, he wanted to ease the atmosphere. At first, he wanted to say, Dad, are you hungry? I'll get you something to eat. After a while, he said you didn't eat, right? Then I was slapped hard.

5. A friend called QQ customer service because QQ's recommendation system recommended his girlfriend to his wife, saying that you have * * * friends!

The goal of 6.20xx New Year is: 1. 65438+ 10,000 yuan to buy a watch; 2. Buy a car with a price of 6.5438+0 million; 3. Buy a 5 million house; 4. Find someone willing to lend me 665438+ ten thousand.

7. I am a vegetarian, and I only eat herbivores.

My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours. I said anxiously on the phone: she quarreled with me early yesterday morning. As a result, she hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please send me some food from your fast food restaurant.

9. See the photos of my childhood and look at myself in the mirror. I can't help sighing that time is a knife to kill pigs. One knife goes down, all the pigs are dead, and those who survive are good-looking us.

10. A teacher said to his students: You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost

1 1. Just now, the office suddenly lost power, and many colleagues were complaining that they couldn't come, saving the work progress. Fortunately, I had foresight and it didn't work at all!

12. I don't understand the behavior of many men who try their best to hide their private money. Why can't you have a girlfriend like me?

13. How bold a person is, how late it is to postpone reviewing.

14. What is the logic of a little girl who promises nothing in return? I have a crush on someone else. If I don't like them, what she said must be to repay you for being a cow and a horse!

15. Others are rich when they are lazy, and they can sleep as late as they want. When you are lazy, you are short of money. If you can save a meal, you can save a meal.

Personality quotations of funny sentences that punch in an instant

1, sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime.

The most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.

3, such a thing as long meat, if you have the ability, don't rush your waist and chest.

4. Who is your accessory and you are my spare tire?

I hate that you say you like me, but you never take action.

6. Don't say I've changed. This is all because of you.

7. I want to be strong. God sent me into this world to be the boss.

8. Play my sister's love as a game. I'll see if you fight in the end.

9. All that can be taken away is rubbish.

10, to put it bluntly, I am a diehard, and falling in love with you is hopeless.

1 1, women are used for pain, and men are used to support their families.

12, put away your hypocrisy. Now, immediately, immediately, roll up your bedding and get out.

13, high-profile is the most hypocritical, low-key is the best show off.

14, your eyes are poisonous, and you have worn out all the beautiful women's clothes.

15, spoony people are killed by heartless people.

16, I keep a low profile, but it's a little long.

17. If you don't like this drag bottle, you can step aside.

18, I can live alone, but I prefer to have you.

19, I'm not that generous, watching you and others show off your love in front of me.

20. I always make you so free and easy.

2 1, you are so fat that I can't kick it out in my heart.

22. Swearing is my pet phrase, and ignoring others is my specialty.

Don't try to seduce my sister, she is already taken.

24. I am such a person. I am happy before people, but I am miserable after people.

I would rather laugh mercilessly than cry piteously.

You liar, I hate it when people lie to me.

27. The problem that money can solve is not a problem at all.

28. Who wants to marry you naked? Go streaking yourself.

29, not never give up, is unwilling to die.

Even if I am your stepmother, my name will appear in your household registration book.

3 1, a good horse doesn't eat grass, so you eat it again and again.

32. My sister smokes. It hurt her lungs, but she was not sad.

33.what are you? You can't say I failed.

34. I am a strong person. I never need anyone to worry about being strong.

I can hear with my ears and see with my eyes, so I don't need you to bite your heel behind your back.

36, breaking up is actually very simple, not as complicated as you think, goodbye, bye.

37. I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy an extra piece of land in your heart.

I want to choose a beautiful man to remember more, so that I can support others.

It is the sun that wakes me up every day, because its light is too dazzling.

40. When I want to lose weight, I can think more about you, because you are more effective than diet pills.

4 1, people who are not fat say they are fat every day, and fat people are numb.

42. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I have been staying at home now.

Don't tell me about life, because you weren't born at all.

44. Take the dog out to see who is unhappy with a bite.

As the saying goes, life is worse than death, but I prefer to fall asleep.

46. It's not that I don't lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

There are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll be polluted as soon as I go out.

I'm not out of tune, I'm just tone deaf.

49. I fell in love with you, and I don't want to leave easily, my warm quilt.

It doesn't matter. We are just friends, there is no reason to be apart.

Let's talk about the funny qq with the punch line.

First of all, how beautiful she looks, opening the pearly casement, a thousand roads without footprints. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait kept crying and began to croak. (Teacher's comment: Is this still a beauty? )

Second, advise you to drink a glass of wine, and Xiao Lang is the same person from now on. (Teacher's comment: So rude? )

Once bitten by a snake, birds sang everywhere around me. (Teacher's comment: This is very meaningful. )

Fourth, I think that in those days, when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time, no one would be cheated! (Teacher's comment: The lover is married, and the groom is not you. )

Five, critically ill sit up, smile and ask where the guest came from. (Teacher's comment: Pretending to be sick? Resurrected? )

Sixth, sit up critically ill and come late at night. (Teacher's comment: Death will not change. )

Cars, Ma Xiaoxiao and February spring breeze are like scissors. (Teacher's comment: Does Jiafu organize a spring outing? )

Eight, full of 3,000 guests, no confidant. (Teacher's comment: Genius is lonely. )

Nine, when I leave home, I can tell whether I am a man or a woman. Teacher's comment: People in bad karma, what have you experienced these years? )

Ten, red crisp hands, Huang Teng wine, two orioles singing green willows. Outside the pavilion, beside the ancient road, a line of egrets soared into the sky. Teacher's comment: Only China people can achieve such an artistic conception. )

At the age of eleven, sometimes she dreams of her victory in the middle of the night, but the dreamer won't dream of you. (Teacher's comment: Do you have a grudge against this person? )

How to make sentences instantly?

As long as the circulation is zero at a certain moment, it must always be zero.

In an instant, thousands of miles of autumn water, heaven and earth alone I am free and unfettered; Mo Wen was troubled by the world of mortals and traveled around.

The value of a person is determined at the moment of being tempted.

At the moment when the red maple leaf is about to land, its life is almost gone. But sentimental people still put it in the pages, or make specimens, or make cards, and some take it home and put it in the refrigerator, always reluctant to part with it, protect it and extend its life.

Suddenly, lightning appeared, emitting more intense light, like a sharp axe, splitting the clouds! At that moment, only its light covered the wind and rain and reflected the red soil.

Sometimes, when the rain falls on the lake and blends with the lake, the splashing water is fleeting and undetected! After blending with the lake, white smoke, such as gauze and silk thread, will rise from the lake and haunt it.

As soon as Simoneta saw Ivo, his days of celibacy were numbered.

The weather in summer is really changeable. It was fine just now. When I had a meal, there were dark clouds all over the sky and it rained heavily in an instant.

The moment the teacher pushed the door in, the noise in the classroom stopped abruptly.

A bad guy was hit by a car in an instant.

The child was laughing just now, and suddenly he cried with a wow!

At this time, the grand wedding began. When people came back from the church, they passed the hall with many torches and candles, and a beam of light fell on the prince. At this moment, he changed. When the wife came back to look for it, she didn't see her husband yet, but there was a white dove squatting where her husband was sitting.

After the earthquake, high-rise buildings turned into ruins in an instant.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning jumped out of the clouds and exploded in the sky, blinding us like a military flash bomb. I was so scared that I quickly covered my ears. As I expected, in a few seconds, tripterygium wilfordii boomed.

For a time, his one-sided view of the experimental results overwhelmed scientific caution.

Tonight, I am walking in the field. As soon as the sky was bright, a meteor broke through the night sky.

The moment the teacher pushed the door in, the noise in the classroom stopped abruptly.