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The player's sadness is funny.

1, please don't say sorry to me, because I don't know what other words can be used to answer those injuries you have given.

2. I want to cry, because I am really stupid and often make people angry. I don't want to.

I am an idiot, but I am not a foodie. Be careful when you play with your heart.

4, just like those songs you sang to me, wrong or lonely, hate or sad.

For those who really can't bear to leave, the moment of parting is like an operation. As usual, all surgical occasions should be anesthetized first, so that patients can spend their pain in the fog, so the pain of parting is best avoided.

6. In the real and plain years, holding steady happiness is the real taste of this world.

7. Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

8. I haven't liked someone so much for a long time. You know, the kind that laughs at the thought of you.

9. The autumn wind has passed and the dead leaves have fallen.

10, disguised kindness is more terrible than real cruelty.

1 1. Sometimes, I don't want to play with the world.

12, I love you from my heart to my whole body.

13, white roof, white room, white birds flying silently through my years.

14, the sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.

15, some people, turned into photos, piled up in the corner, and the dust was frozen like snow. ...

16. If you knew me before, you might forgive me now.

17, looking at the sweetness of others and thinking about our dribs and drabs, I don't want to lose.

18, the most painful tacit understanding, April Fool's Day, I like you too.

19, and that big circle of people, just jealous, you don't have to eat in your life.

20. Don't just stay in memories. So you won't be happy now.

2 1, you said you would love me forever, but what? You fell in love with someone else.

22. If you accompany me from shoulder-length short hair to waist-length long hair; Then, I will accompany you from innocence to calmness.

23. Winter is coming. Will you wear it or take it off? Won't someone nag and envy you?

I want to kill the person you like. Are you going to kill yourself?

25. When will your wife come home?

26. You are the one who said that you love me, and you are the one who said that you left.

Talk about eating goods

1, in a foodie world, there is no heat, only good food is not good.

2, even if BIGBANG, it still can't stop me from eating enough, and my stomach hurts!

The worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

4. Eating food is kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

6. When you eat well, you forget everything when you eat.

7. Stop being a foodie. I really can't do it!

8. Queen of foodies, please call me Her Majesty!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

10, it is cruel for thin people to eat fat people.

1 1. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

12, the day I fell in love with you, not because you were so good, but because the sun was just right and I was full.

13, what's wrong with eating food? When you eat food, you only think about eating, not thinking about intrigue. Is it bad to eat vegetables?

14, it's good to have a girlfriend who eats vegetables. People will tell her to buy clothes, jewelry and bags. All you have to do is say, go ahead and take you to eat delicious food.

15, I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free.

16, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

17, eating food means eating what you own and thinking about other people's homes.

18, with a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They pK every day, and today Emma's stomach won again.

19, please pay attention to the food around you, because she will be hungry if she is not careful.

20. Is there anything better than eating delicious food?

2 1, others are full after eating two bites, and I can still eat two bites when I am full.

22. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

23. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

24. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.

25. Unfortunate things happen in the sky, and people will have misfortune and happiness.

26. Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

27. What wakes you up every day is not a dream or an emergency, but an uneasy soul, because you are hungry.

28. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but most likely I am hungry.

29. The three sentences that touched me the most: bring you delicious food, invite you to eat delicious food and take you to eat delicious food.

Being burned to death is the most painful thing, because I can't eat the smell of barbecue.

3 1, I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I'm a foodie, can I say it myself?

32, after all, still can't get rid of eating. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud of eating!

33. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

34. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a mouth to eat.

35. For foodies, there is delicious food every day, and life will not be monotonous.

36. The so-called eating goods means that you are full and have nothing to do.

37. Just because I can eat doesn't mean I am a foodie, I can only say that I am good at raising.

38. I found that as a foodie, you are either hungry or supportive!

39. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious.

40. Those who look good and like to eat are foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat can only be called gits. What a painful understanding.

4 1. For foodies, it has nothing to do with eating or not.

42. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, you can have an uninvited love affair.

43. Eating is the source of glory in my life. Go through fire and water.

44. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

45, people are iron, rice is steel, eating goods is better than silly strong.

46. God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

47. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

48. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

49. It is fashionable for fat people to feed thin people.

50. Eating food to lose weight shows that she is really unhappy.

5 1, growth is from which restaurant to which city to eat.

I am a bird. I want to eat and eat, but I can't eat enough.

53. I am just a qualified foodie, and I am full of disappointment.

54. Don't trust a foodie who says he wants to lose weight. When she said this, she must have just had enough.

55. I am a principled foodie. Everything a stranger gives me must be sterilized before I can eat it.

Eating only three meals a day is like abusing yourself. Four meals are normal and five meals are satisfied.

57. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but for eating food, three meals are more important.

58. Eating means that others are full after two bites. You can still eat two bites when you are full.

59. I like to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am very unhappy.

60. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

6 1. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.

Swear that you will never rob your friends of what they like, except delicious food.

63. Eating is to survive, so eating food is just a person with a strong desire to survive.

64. Eating is actually great. TA is in danger of dying of obesity and keeps eating.

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

The sentence describing eating goods is to be a carefree eater and a carefree fool.

First, people who want to lose weight every day have a mouth to eat.

Second, there is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, you can have an uninvited love affair.

Nothing is difficult in the world as long as you have enough to eat.

Fourth, the highest state of eating goods is to eat.

5. Life is really lonely as snow.

6. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

Seven, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

Eight, love food is love life.

Nine, for foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl.

Ten, slimming food is a fine food.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and I may be hungry at most.

Twelve, I am a principled foodie, and everything a stranger gives me must be disinfected before I can eat it.

Thirteen, the specific performance of eating food in life: the teacher criticized the classmates and said: You are a bad example. The classmate thought: rice grain? The teacher added: Yes, you are a typical one. The classmate thought again: chestnuts?

Fourteen, I admit that I am the kind of person who forgets about the weight loss club as soon as I have something to eat; After dinner, it's time to stand on the weighing scale and say, well, it's time to lose weight; When I was photographed shouting the slogan of losing weight, my heart was very dark.

Fifteen, there is a kind of food in the world. Besides eating, they are still looking for food.

Sixteen, there are two things in this life that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So to be a dreamy foodie, you are invincible.

Seventeen, be a carefree foodie, be a carefree fool.

18. If you don't eat, there will be no love. If you don't believe me, you can talk about love without eating. Show me!

Don't get me wrong, I'm not eating, I'm just on my way to eat.

Twenty, the last words of a foodie: something else, burn me a sea fishing boat and two waiters.

Twenty-one, it is said that eating food will not fail because the food is too heavy, and the high number will not hang.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go to eat delicious food, I am working.

Twenty-three, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist the heart of eating goods.

Eating and talking are funny.

1, those who know food are heroes. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

3. Slimming food is a fine food.

4, eating food is not eating, or on the way to eat.

The only two things I don't eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

6. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

7. People who want to lose weight every day have something to eat!

8. For foodies, nothing can't be saved by a bowl!

9, the motto of eating goods: don't try to eat and drink today, try to find food and drink tomorrow.

10, there is a kind of cannibalism in the world. Besides eating, they are still looking for food.

1 1, the meaning of people living is to eat. I'm really sorry not to eat!

12, every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

13, eating spirit: eat more, eat more, eat better!

14, it is said that eating food will not fail because it is too heavy, and the high number will not hang up.

15, which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

16, eating food means that others are full after eating two bites, and you can still eat two bites when you are full.

17, the real foodies dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

18, I have a dream that one day, all hotels in the world will be free.

19, if you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, it is wrong, go to sleep!

20. What is the concept of eating goods? Eat more if it tastes good, and eat more if it doesn't.

2 1, there is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, please come uninvited to talk about a meal of love.

22. Last words of a foodie: Anything else, give me a sea fishing and two waiters.

23. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

25. I really envy those who can work until they forget to eat and sleep. From a man who forgot to work when he was eating.

26. As a foodie, the most terrible thing is not being hungry, but knowing that you are not hungry, you always feel that you have to eat something to be practical.

27. As soon as the food is served, the first instruction in my mind is to eat, not to take pictures, which can be called competent eating!

Finding, cooking and enjoying food is a great pleasure in life. Where can I find the joy of life without food?

29. The biggest worry about eating is not that there is nothing to eat, but that a lot of delicious food is placed in front of you, only to find that there is no room in your stomach, which is very sad.

30. Why are there so many delicious things in the world? Not that it's much delicious, but that everything is delicious to you.

3 1, some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

32. Eating is the highest state, so you can not smoke, drink or wear famous brands. And it tastes delicious. As long as you want to eat, you will try your best to eat.

33. If you are not a real gourmet, you will never know ... but I am full, I am full, but ... there is a world of difference between these two words.

Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others. Laughter and gluttony are a perfect combination, and the more such women, the better.

35. There are two things in this life that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So to be a dreamy foodie, you are invincible.

36. Eating food is: when you are happy, eat delicious celebrations; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, have a delicious pastime; Eat delicious food to vent when you are angry.

37. I admit that I am the kind of person who forgets the weight loss club as soon as I have something to eat; After dinner, it's time to stand on the weighing scale and say, well, it's time to lose weight; When I was photographed shouting the slogan of losing weight, my heart was very dark.