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Getting married is tiring and depressing (57 selected sentences)

1. Marriage is not a coquettish fantasy, but a trivial, simple and complicated thing. Holding hands and encouraging each other is the right way.

2. The reason that leads to the ruin of a family is the silence of two people, which makes loneliness occupy everything.

Marriage is like a golden birdcage. Birds outside the cage want to live in and birds inside the cage want to fly out. So knot and walk, walk and knot, no games.

My tears flowed down and watered the soft grass below. I wonder if there will be memories and sadness in the coming year.

No matter how tired the work is, there are still off-duty hours and holidays. Stay-at-home mothers are on duty 24 hours a day, 365 days a day. Taking care of children is much more difficult than going to work.

6. None or all. It is now or never.

7. Fate comes and goes like water. Why go back when you're done?

8. I have been waiting for you to divorce me. End this wrong marriage! One thing I can't give up is children. So I'm waiting for you to let go!

9. Love is right, love is wrong and youth is wrong.

10, when I didn't have a baby, I was smart enough to take a trip and leave. After I gave birth, I was bound by responsibilities at home, and the baby was bigger than the sky.

1 1. Do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

12, women should not expect their men to be too rich, because men who are too rich will make you regret it.

13, marriage will no longer say that it loves you every day like when you are in love, but it is reflected in every little thing in life. Don't be invisible.

14. What is marriage? Marriage is a quarrel, rushing out the door and coming back to buy a dish.

15, only * * * wins in marriage, and winning unilaterally means losing.

16. Marriage is like picking up shells. Don't pick the biggest and most beautiful, pick what you like best. Besides, don't go to the seaside again if you find it.

17, waiting is a kind of pain, waiting is a kind of desolate beauty, waiting is a kind of love, waiting indicates hope.

18. Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work.

19, I thought marriage was the beginning of happiness, but I didn't expect it to be the beginning of tragedy!

20. The biggest and most important change after marriage is that husband and wife no longer appreciate each other after marriage.

2 1, how nice he is, true love is to help each other build a strong self! How many people's marriage history is the history of blood and tears of men and women!

22, the end of a family, not because of quarrel, but because of the silence of both sides.

23. Whose fingers have slipped for thousands of years; He repeatedly asked him if he had forgotten; I wait for you to exhaust all my sadness; But there is a desolation in your eyes that I don't understand.

24. Before I got married, I had changed my mind. What you brought is mine, and what I have is yours. It's you and me who are buried.

25, before marriage is to eat sugar, sweet to greasy, after marriage is sugar water, it will be much lighter.

26, widowed marriage, widowed parenting ... so tired. It is said that a good marriage needs to be managed, but the more I manage it, the more I think you don't deserve it.

27, guarding a house without temperature, even in the hot sun, can't make it warm.

28. The saddest thing for women is not getting old, but losing themselves in marriage and plain life. Women can grow old, but they must be elegant to death, and they cannot be worn away by marriage.

29, personal loneliness is not terrible, terrible is at home, two people are lonely.

30. Love and marriage are responsible. Therefore, people who love you, even if they treat the opposite sex, both men and women like to be tempted with dangerous lust. Treat the same sex, men and women are not allowed to threaten him or her!

3 1, I found that in this marriage, instead of getting better, I became hysterical, anxious and depressed, and not gentle at all.

32, marginalized in the collapse, want to be free but reluctant to have children, want to bring their own and don't want to be a full-time mother.

33. SMS from ex-girlfriend: I'm getting married. I said I want to walk into the marriage hall with you, so you should be the best man.

I think the worst thing in the world is to die alone. Actually, no, the worst thing is to die with those who make you feel lonely. "

35. Boredom is life. Think about the new marriage law.

36. A woman who has no money should never be a full-time mother, because not every husband has enough knowledge and accomplishment to understand the role of a full-time wife.

37. Men are more "romantic" than women, or men's "reality" and "romance" are obviously separated. When we meet for the first time, the most important thing for a man is "feeling".

38. Burying them in tears under the once blooming flowers, I suddenly remembered what I once said: talk, fold into a reed flute, melodious and gentle, and play. All I picked up was tears, epitaph dripping in my heart, and the infiltration of tears again and again.

39. When a man likes a woman, he will show grace; When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask for more.

40. Time determines who you will meet in this life, your heart determines who you want to appear in your life, and your behavior determines who can stay in the end.

4 1, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money.

42. There are no unhappy marriages, only unhappy couples.

43. The feelings and expressions of beloved lovers when they break up are: heartbreak and pain.

44. Marriage is the grave of love. Those who look outside the tomb are free, and those who look outside the tomb are happy, so someone will jump in.

45, heartbreaking pain, pain to numbness, the original most painful pain is this.

46. Those marriages that only pursue looks are just vulgar transactions.

47. You can't marry an "extreme" man: an extremely selfish man; A man who plays with women extremely; An extremely masculine man; An extremely stingy person; An extremely loose and lazy person; A man with an extreme Oedipus complex.

Since you made a choice before marriage, don't be a dissatisfied wife after marriage. If you are not satisfied with this, then you are not satisfied. Most of it is probably just your own problem.

49. Life is nothing more than food, clothing and shelter. Crying without tears only increases sadness. There is no true love in the world, only desire is heartbreaking.

50. Never tell me that love will not be romantic forever; Don't tell me about perfection. There are few perfect marriages in the world. Real life is ordinary and simple, and three meals a day are endless. Never leave, just feeling, caring for each other, not relying on vows!

5 1, don't make excuses for your indulgence! Holding back is a lifetime of happiness! It's just a beautiful story, and then there will be a lifetime of pain!

52. Some people say that the person you marry must not be the one you love most. I don't believe it. I didn't believe it for more than ten years, and finally I lost. No matter how deep the feelings are, they can't compare with the tangled fate.

53. Marriage is like a paved cement road. Leave a gap at intervals. Without gaps, the road will soon swell up, and the swollen road will soon break down. Marriage without distance is the most prone to problems.

I don't regret having children, but I regret marrying into this family.

55. Marriage based on material money is unstable, because economic conditions can be changed. Often, because the other party lost its generous material conditions, it lost the attraction of uniting two people's hearts, so it had to go their separate ways.

Is it true that 56.99% of working mothers look down on stay-at-home mothers?

57. Girls are always cute and naive when they are young. If they accidentally marry the wrong person and have a baby hastily, it will be very pitiful.