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Classical Chinese villain satire
Humble people don't pay attention to honesty. They didn't grasp the fundamental link, but only worked hard on the details. They like the idea of helping others or things, and they hate the idea of taking other people's money.
2, grab the mud throat, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the golden Buddha face and search, nothing. Look for peas in quail, lean meat on egrets' legs, and fat and oil in mosquitoes' bellies. Thank you, old man! —— The Yuan Dynasty's anonymous "Drunken Peace, Light Greedy People and Small Profits"
In spring, when swallows build nests, they pick up soil, branches and feathers bit by bit with their small mouths and pile them up bit by bit. In fact, let alone the needle tip, even if a needle falls to the ground, it will take a long time for people to find it.
Most of the Buddha statues in Buddhist temples are clay sculptures or bronze carvings, and their surfaces are partially or completely gilded. He can always find "skimming" where others won't notice.
The weight of wild quail is only about 100g, while crane's legs are slender, weighing less than 0.5kg, small and light. When we try to kill mosquitoes after they are bitten, we think they are too small and flexible.
But this man can not only catch mosquitoes, but also cut open its abdomen with a knife and dig out all the fat stored in it. Thanks to you, this old gentleman can get such a hard job!
3, a rice needle is worn and eaten, and a penny is cut and filled. See children like mud swallows, love money like blood flies. Hide gold and silver and make cakes to satisfy hunger. -Yuan Dynasty, anonymous "I sneer at greedy Han".
Eat a grain of rice with a needle and cut a penny into flowers. Everything you say and do is unreasonable. Treat children like swallows in the mud, work hard, treat money like bloodthirsty flies, and never let go. I saved money day and night, and finally I painted cakes to satisfy my hunger.
4. an upright man is open and poised while a petty man is anxious and worried. -The Analects of Confucius in the Spring and Autumn Period.
A gentleman is aboveboard, while a villain haggles over every ounce.
5. Gentlemen and gentlemen take Tao as their friends, and villains and villains take fun as their friends. —— Excerpted from Song Ouyang Xiu's Theory of Partisans.
Gentlemen make friends with gentlemen by friendship, while villains make friends with villains by interests.
2. Recommend some ancient poems that satirize the meanness of villains. 1, an upright person is calm, while a narrow-minded person is anxious. ..
Said by: Analects of Confucius, a disciple of Confucius in the pre-Qin period. Interpretation: 636f7079e79be5ba63133431353261A gentleman is open-minded and calm.
The villain haggles over every ounce, suffering from loss. 2. Grasping the mud and swallowing the mouth, grinding the iron needle, scraping the golden Buddha's face and searching, and finding nothing.
From: Yuan Dynasty, anonymous "Drunk peacefully, despise those who eat small profits". Interpretation: I grabbed the dirt from the swallow's mouth, cut the iron chips from the needle, scraped the gold foil from the Buddha's face, searched too carefully and found something from what I didn't have.
3, a rice needle is worn and eaten, and a penny is cut and filled. See children like mud swallows, love money like blood flies.
Hide gold and silver and make cakes to satisfy hunger. Said by: Anonymous in Yuan Dynasty laughed at greedy Han.
Interpretation: a grain of rice is eaten with a needle, and a penny is cut into several flowers. Everything you say and do is unreasonable. Treat children like swallows in the mud, work hard, treat money like bloodthirsty flies, and never let go.
I saved money day and night, and finally I painted cakes to satisfy my hunger. 4, Andy for me, pull a hair and benefit the world, not for my use.
Said by: Mencius in the Warring States Period. Interpretation: Yang Zhu advocates sacrificing a little interest for himself, even if it is beneficial to the whole world, it is not easy.
5. The master's knife is sharp and sharp, and the mother's hands are light and loose, cut like paper one by one, and lightly packed. Suddenly there was a breeze under the window, floating into the sky, and people hurried to look for it, which had passed the twelve peaks of Wushan.
From: A limerick in Xi Tan Lu by Xiao Shi, a Taoist priest in Qing Dynasty. Commentary: A wealthy family hired a teacher for his son to make his studies progress day by day. But the couple are very stingy, and three meals a day are the same: a plate of meat slices, thin and few.
Mr. Wang wrote a satirical poem: the knife is sharp, the hand is light, the meat is cut as thin as paper, and the meat floats outside when the breeze blows gently. When looking for its trace, the meat has drifted over the twelve peaks of Wushan.
3. Seeking the poetic content of satirical villains: blindly following the trend without real evidence, pointing to people's backs and pointing to their heads as white as silver,
On the scale, there is no half point.
Eyes staring at the * * *,
Only clothes, no one! doggerel
Villains in an upright man is open and poised are often sad.
Dancing with the east wind
Little people sing.
Song Shaoyong
Little people have no knot, abandon their roots and chase after them.
I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.
Little people sing.
Song Shaoyong
Little people * * *, value profit over death.
Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
harmonious
Tang mengjiao
The casting mirror must be bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance.
Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.
Twenty spring posts and six emperors.
Song Ouyang xiu
Yang advances to be a gentleman, while Yin retreats to be a villain.
Sages rule the south, and politics and law are in the spring.
One hundred and seventy-five times
Tian Xiang, Wen Song
The villain is sleepy and eager for the rest of his life.
The world is solid, why should I follow you?
Look at the white paper in winter, love the poor and love the strong, and care about people when they are sick.
Song luyou
The disaster in the Han Dynasty began with consorts and the chaos in the temples in the Tang Dynasty.
The villain's plan is personal, and he mentioned other things quite repeatedly.
The public or the public is in a state of panic, and the river closure is in danger.
Is there no one outside the grass, holding the ambition of the world?
Drink properly
Tang mengjiao
Wine is an ancient mirror, which takes away the hearts of small people. See strange behavior when you are drunk, and smell strange sounds when you are drunk.
So much wine work, wine is also a deep waste. Sinners are free from sin, so they can become proverbs.
Gentleman's method, good luck.
Tang hanyu
A gentleman's wealth is known before four o'clock. The villain only meets, and the cold and summer are not expected.
The potential of interests is constant, and there is no fixed attitude to weigh the trade-offs. How can I keep my heart away from doubt?
One hundred quatrains in The Analects of Confucius
Zhang Song Jiucheng
The gentleman goes to the villain, and the villain returns to life like grass.
However, you don't have to work hard at domestication.
Junziyin
Song Shaoyong
Gentleman and righteousness, villain and benefit.
Prosperity is benevolence, while waste is benefit.
A gentleman has virtue, and a villain has virtue.
Suntech Shu En, Li Shang made enemies.
A gentleman is a blessing, a villain is a bully.
Be a Wisdom Fofo Agbo, be a threat.
A gentleman likes good, but a villain likes evil.
Love and hate, love and return.
A gentleman has a good reputation, but a villain is easy to destroy.
It destroys people's anger and makes them happy.
A gentleman is proud, a villain is evil.
Thinking about Ji, thinking about bad is strange.
A gentleman likes peace, but a villain likes seeking.
I am happy and happy, and I am anxious and worried.
A gentleman makes a living, a villain makes money.
Good deeds lead to good deeds, and good killings lead to death.
4. Recommend some ancient poems that satirize the meanness of villains. According to Li Kaixian's Laughing Flowers, an anonymous poet in the Yuan Dynasty wrote an extremely ironic poem called Gong Zheng Drunk with Peace: grasping at mud, cutting iron needles, scraping the golden Buddha's face, looking for it, and making it out of nothing. Cranes look for peas in quails and cut lean meat on their legs. Mosquitoes have fat and oil in their bellies, thanks to the old man. The anonymous "Mocking the Greedy Man" in Yuan Dynasty satirized a miser: a rice needle was eaten and a penny was cut. See children like mud swallows, love money like blood flies. Hide gold and silver and make cakes to satisfy hunger! There is a story in Xi Tan Lu written by Xiao Shi, a Taoist priest in Qing Dynasty: a rich family finally hired a teacher for his son. The teacher has a wide range of knowledge, and he carefully teaches the sons of rich families to make their studies progress. But the couple are very stingy, and they provide their husbands with the same three meals a day: a plate of meat slices, thin and few. Because of his face, Mr. Wang is inconvenient to say it directly, pretending to be sarcastic: the master's knife is sharp, and the wife's hand is light and loose; A piece of paper, light and unparalleled. Suddenly there was a breeze under the window, blowing into the sky. Hurriedly make people look for its trace, and it has passed the twelve peaks of Wushan.
I don't know. Although the husband and wife read the dissatisfaction and ridicule in Mr. Wang's poem, they didn't take it to heart and even refused to improve the food for Mr. Wang. The daily food is still a plate of thin meat. Helpless, Mr. Wang wrote another poem mocking it: it takes a lot of time for a chef to approve a shallow shop. I dare not open the window for fear that the wind will blow over Taihu Lake.
5. Tell the story of ungrateful villain in classical Chinese. The original story of Zhongshan Wolf and its translated paragraphs illustrate the original story. Zhao Jianzi (the doctor of Jin State in the Spring and Autumn Period) was hunting in Zhongshan, with the murderer (the official in charge of Shanze) leading the way, the eagle dog Luo Hou and the birds (pronounced fierce) beast. Countless people fell down in response to the string.
When wolves are in power, people stand and cry. Jianzi got on the bus with his fingertips and held the Ukrainian bow (the legendary bow of the Yellow Emperor).
When the Yellow Emperor boarded the dragon and lowered a bow, the people held the bow and wailed, hence the name' Wu Hao'. From "Historical Records") used the arrow of caution (the northeast minority, whose arrow is famous, used tribute), and the wolf lost his voice and stumbled (pronounced as bū, ran away).
Jianzi got angry and drove away. The dust covers the sky, and the footsteps are like thunder. Ten steps away, you can't tell men from women.
Zhao Jianzi hunted in Zhongshan with great fanfare, with the mountain officials in the front, eagles and hounds in the back, agile birds and fierce beasts, and countless people died in response. There is a wolf on the road, standing there howling like a man.
Jane spat on her hand, jumped into the car, picked up a bow and rode on a sharp arrow. The arrow hit the feather and fell into the meat. The wolf screamed and ran away. Jane was very angry and drove after it.
The rising dust covered the sun, and the pounding of horses' hooves was like thunder. Ten steps away, you can't see people clearly. In the original text, Mr. Dong Guo, a Mohist, was an official in the north of Wenhe Mountain.
Ce Ji m 4n (pronounced Ji m 65333 wolf election (pronounced y m, n, suddenly) arrived, and the leader said, "Sir, are you interested in saving things?" In the past, Mao Bao let a turtle cross the river. It is said that Mao Bao, a former state secretariat in the Jin Dynasty, once put a small white turtle into the river. Later, Mao was defeated and jumped into the river. The white turtle helped him survive.
See "Continue to Find the Gods"). Sui Hou saved a snake and got a pearl (it is said that Sui Hou once cured an injured snake, and the snake held a big pearl in the river as a reward. See Huai Nan Zi). Turtles and snakes are stronger than wolves. Why didn't you put me in a bag earlier to live through today? If you stand out in different times, your husband's demeanor will make you live and die together, and you will dare to work hard to show your sincerity! At that time, Mr. Dong Guo, a Mohist, wanted to be an official in Zhongshan in the north.
A lame donkey with a book in his bag got lost in the early morning and was very scared to see the dust flying. The wolf suddenly came, looked at him and said, "Sir must be interested in saving the world?" In the past, Mao Bao released the white turtle, but when he fell into the river after defeat, he was helped by the white turtle to cross the river to survive. Sui Hou saved a snake and got the treasure ball. Tortoise and snake are not as spiritual as wolves. Today, why not let me stay in the bag and live? When (I) can get ahead in the future, my husband's good thing is to save lives and let bones grow. How can I not try to imitate the sincerity of tortoise and snake? "Mr. Yuan Wen said," If you are a wolf in private, you will commit crimes against the nobles and powerful people in the world. What do you expect? "However, the ink, universal love-oriented, I will have you after all.
Take off (even if) there is a disaster, but don't hesitate. "It's a book, and the empty bag (pronounced tuó, bag) is slowly how the real wolf is in it.
Worry (worry) before (step on, step on) Hu (here refers to chin), fear (sound, pressure) after, accept if you are unsuccessful. Wandering, happy-go-lucky (originally meant leisure, here refers to slow), pursuers are closer.
The wolf asked, "Urgent! Will Mr. Wang bow (bow, salute) and Mr. Johnson (humble, polite) put out the fire (fire) and drown (drowning) and sing Phoenix (car bell) to avoid thieves? Mr. Wei is fast! " It is quadruped (pronounced as jú, jí, flexion), tied with a rope, covered with a curved spine from beginning to end, bent with a hedgehog (pronounced as huó, moth pupa), and rested with a snake to obey the gentleman. As Mr. Wang pointed out, he put the wolf in the bag, so he sealed the mouth of the bag, carried the donkey on his shoulder, and avoided the road to the left, waiting for Zhao's fault.
Mr. Translator said, "What can you expect in return for offending hereditary officials and disobeying powerful people?" But the aim of Mohism is fraternity, and I must save your life. Even if there is a disaster, I have no intention of avoiding it. "
Take out the book (from the bag), empty the bag and slowly put the wolf in. I'm afraid to step on its chin in front, and I'm afraid to press its tail in the back. Repeated attempts to install failed.
Slow down, the pursuer is closer. The wolf begged, "hurry! Does Mr. Wang really want to (so) politely put out the fire to save the drowning person and ring the bell to avoid thieves? Please hurry, sir! " He curled up his limbs, tied the bag with a rope (for Mr.), bent his head to his tail, arched his back, buried his chin, curled up like a hedgehog, curled up like a moth pupa, held his breath like a snake, and waited for Mr. (deployment).
According to its instructions, Mr. Wang put the wolf in the bag, tied the bag tightly, put it on the donkey's back, and retreated to the side of the road, waiting for Zhao Jianzi's people to pass by. The original text is very simple, he begged the wolf to win. He was furious, drew his sword and beheaded Mr. Duan, cursing: "He who dares to fear the wolf has this axis!" Mr. Wang squatted down on the spot and crawled forward, saying, "If I am not wise, I will be interested in the world. If I run away from home and wander the right path, I can show my master's eagle dog." However, what I heard was:' The road is ambiguous and the sheep die.
Husband sheep, a son can be made, so tame, still ambiguous; Wolves are not better than sheep, but what is the limit of the difference between Zhongshan and sheep? Isn't it just (just) taking it along the avenue, not much more than keeping trees? What's wrong with hunting in the field? Excuse me, leather crown (hat worn by people in distress, referring to people in distress)? What's wrong with the people walking the streets? And although I am stupid, I don't know my husband and wolf. The nature is greedy and ruthless, and the party abuses it badly. If you can get rid of it, you can be solid (pronounced kuǐ, every move is enough, and both moves are enough), but you are willing to be embarrassed without saying anything! "Jianzi silently, press enter the baggage and take the journey.
Mr. Wang also drove the donkey all the way. Shortly after Jane arrived, she was very angry when she couldn't find the wolf. She pulled out her sword and showed it to her husband. She scolded, "Who dares to hide the direction of the wolf, just like this car shaft!" Mr. Wang threw himself on the ground and crawled forward, kneeling all the time and saying, "I'm not very smart, but I'm interested in making some contributions to the world and lost my way." How can I find the trace of the wolf and show it to your eagle dog? " However, I once heard:' The road loses sheep because of many forks.
Sheep, a child can tame it, as tame as a sheep, it is lost because of more forks; Wolves. number
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