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That "Ronger"-like girl

Recently, I have become obsessed with the new version of "The Condor Shooting". I have never heard of it before, and I have never seen it advertised. A message in the circle of friends inexplicably guided me to watch this drama. Only then did I realize that the show was almost over at this point.

When I watched it, other than the hearty martial arts, I didn’t find any other highlights. However, Jin Yong’s martial arts is always worth appreciating again and again, not to mention that there is not much left in my memory about the Condor Shooting.

It was only when Huang Rong appeared that I became really obsessed with this drama.

The girl who plays Huang Rong is really lovable, petite, cute, and smart. The corners of his mouth lifted slightly, instantly melting my heart. Taking a closer look, it actually awakened a memory from many years ago, a memory about a girl in my youth - she looked very much like a girl I had a crush on in high school.

High school life is boring. Apart from the constant study, we have to have some fun, so that we young people can look youthful. Boys and boys are very simple, they use fighting to consume the extra energy.

Men and women are much more interesting. Youth is ignorant, and a little commotion is inevitable. The best way to communicate between men and women is to play and play in a more ambiguous way, and the essence of the play is Quarrel without being aggravated.

Now when I think about her, the thing that impressed me the most was arguing with her. I have long forgotten the specific content of the bickering, but I still remember the way the two stood facing each other, leaning up and down, pointing.

I have to say that I quite enjoyed that state at that time. In addition to intense study, I could also have a hearty and ambiguous quarrel with classmates of the opposite sex. It was so exciting. matter. She must be enjoying it too. I'm not blindly confident. You can tell from the fact that she would take the initiative to stir up trouble and continue the quarrel the next day.

At that time, I was really good at speaking and humorous. She was certainly pretty good too, with iron teeth and an astonishing speaking speed. In terms of speaking speed, I will definitely suffer. But I can cheat!

When I was caught off guard by her sharp words that she poured out in one breath, I resorted to a trick: "Let him be strong, and the bright moon will shine on the river!" The enemy came overwhelmingly, but I remained unmoved. She moved, slowed down her tone word by word, didn't care about her speaking speed, and expressed her views simply and clearly.

In current terms, she was stunned on the spot. I didn’t take you to play like this! There are still such lame people! However, I am still confused, and laughter is a must. A string of laughter like silver bells is my final trophy in this battle. Seriously, I love trophies like this.

My friendship with her was slowly established through this kind of bickering between men and women that young people like most. As for how we met in the first place - it’s not that I don’t play by the rules, it’s that I really Forgot. . . .

Writing this, I have to introduce the specific situation of this girl, such as height, appearance, and measurements. . . Ahem, mainly character, mainly character!

If she heard this comment, a big slap would fall from the sky. You said ser? Siang is dead, right? It must be combined with her signature eye roll to make you immediately surrender. Is it because of the complete suppression of momentum? Or is that slap really powerful? I don’t know all this. I only know that my inner drama is that good men don’t fight evil women!

Of course, I just thought about this sentence, and I lost the courage to whisper it in a low voice. Chongqing students who say that I am afraid of my parents, please stay away after school.

I think many people have guessed a thing or two about her appearance, because everyone thinks of the same aggressive girl. She is very similar to the actor who played Huang Rong in the new version of The Condor Heroes. In my opinion, the similarity is 90%, but the only difference is the skin color. To put it bluntly, her skin is slightly darker. Therefore, compared to Ronger on TV, she has her intelligence, but her temper is better than Ronger.

But her shrewdness is endearing, so she has many friends. Of course, character is one aspect, and being a person is the main thing. Many things from my student days have long since disappeared. As for why I have such an evaluation of her, I have long forgotten the specific things, but I feel that this thing can withstand the test of time.

I have a bad memory, so of course I can’t remember when I was in the same class with her in high school. This does not hinder her powerful image as a good student.

Her grades were pretty good and her English was excellent, so she majored in English in college. It seems that my grades have always been inferior to hers, which makes me very unhappy. However, when it comes to learning, there doesn't seem to be any normal sparks through learning.

The only thing that I remember clearly is that her later studies were not as good as before. The specific reason should be related to puppy love. I still remember that in the limited time I had with her, the only time she acted as docile as a little sheep was when I saw her lying in the arms of another boy. Yes, that was his little boyfriend at the time. I saw her nestled in someone else's arms, with the sun shining on them, not to mention how happy they were. If it were anyone else, he would definitely feel envious and jealous. But in my mind at that time, I only remembered her gentle appearance for the only time.

This is also the similarity between her and Ronger. In the eyes of others, Ronger is a little witch, terrifyingly smart, naughty and a little bit vicious, but in the arms of her brother Jing, she will always be a virtuous, gentle and infatuated sister Ronger.

Although you have finally been gentle, your academic performance is not as good as before.

Unconsciously, the bickering and fighting between us gradually became a bit ambiguous. To put it in a more fashionable sentence, the surrounding air seems to have a little more ambiguity. As the saying goes, fighting means kissing and scolding means loving each other, and fighting means making love to each other. There are more chats on QQ, and more frequent fights in private.

I still remember two classic scenes from that time. One is that we are quarreling in front of each other, tit for tat, you come and I go. Seeing that my momentum was suppressed, I immediately stood up on my tiptoes and puffed out my chest. Looking down at her, who was already a head shorter than me, my momentum suddenly increased. I felt like an adult was lecturing a child, "feeling proud". This made her laugh. He kept giggling there. I also successfully won this battle.

There is also my sunflower acupuncture hand, which can also be called a yang finger. When it is poked into someone's body, it will cause a sore feeling. Every time I wanted to be spanked, all I had to do was poke her with my index finger. She screamed in pain, and immediately a slap fell from the sky. How can it be said that it feels good when it hits me? Of course, because of my handsome appearance, she would not slap me in the face, but would only hit me on the back or directly hit my chest. Of course, hit me in the chest. . .

This daily fight was not only the beginning of our acquaintance, but also slowly nourished our friendship. Most importantly, it relieves the boredom of high school life. Although I don’t know when the two of us started to slowly become ambiguous, but with this momentum, it will inevitably conform to the general rules of the development of relationships between opposite sexes.

Compared to her straightforwardness, I seemed rather dull and pretentious. I forgot whether she said something to me that everyone understood, and I also forgot whether I said anything ambiguous. Like a tug-of-war, the red scarf in the middle will lean a little towards her. I like to play my cards out of the box, so let’s just say it, we didn’t succeed in the end. But this beautiful memory can always be taken out to experience and appreciate by yourself.

As for the reason, I have forgotten it myself. But I met the "mother-in-law".

When I was still in high school, I remember that it was her birthday and everyone gathered together to celebrate her. Of course, I rarely go to such occasions, and I don’t really like them either. But when she invited me, I didn’t dare not go. After you’ve had your fill of wine and food, of course you have to go to KTV, which was a popular entertainment venue back then. Forgot to mention, her family runs a KTV, and his mother is the boss, very enthusiastic. It seems that her family conditions are very good. I think her aggressive personality must be somewhat related to this.

Here comes the most embarrassing thing. Because I didn't wear glasses that day, I had no problem seeing in the sun, but I couldn't see clearly in darker places. At that time, a classmate came and I needed to go out to greet him. I ran to the hall to greet him, but I saw her mother on the sofa in the hall. I saw her sitting there and didn’t know what she was doing. It would be rude if I ignored her and walked over to her, so I had to say hello. So when I passed her, I went to her and said to her: "Hello, aunt, I am **'s classmate ~"

Very good, what a polite young man! But, brother, what does it mean when you go over to say hello and introduce yourself to my aunt while she is sleeping? 4 no 4 stupid? 4 no 4 stupid! Yes, I did not see clearly, her mother was napping on the sofa, which was so embarrassing. . .

Afterwards, it could be seen from her expression that her mother thought I was trying to express something to her. Moreover, at that time, it seemed that the ambiguity between us was already brewing and fermenting. But I am just too stupid and naive, a bitch and hypocritical, and I just won’t admit it or start this relationship. At that time, I felt in my heart that the girl I liked must be a girl who is quiet, gentle and gentle. Also, you have to be well-matched, right? My family's conditions are definitely not as good as hers.

She is very straightforward. Sitting on a chair at the KTV, I was asked several questions, but I pretended to be confused and did not dare to answer them. Thinking about it now, there is only one sentence: no zuo no die.

I was not born when World War II broke out, but I experienced the terrible World War II: re-study for the college entrance examination. I remember that the difference between the two books was three points. He has always looked like a good student, but the college entrance examination was a slap in the face. At that time, in order to save money for my family and because I was not satisfied with it, I gave up on applying for the application and repeated my studies to try again.

And she chose to major in English at a third school in Xi'an. In my opinion, this suits her style very well. Because she is a very independent girl and very free and easy.

As a result, we will have very little time to see each other. What's more, there will definitely be a big generation gap between college students and high school students. But the first year, the year I repeated it, it wasn’t that obvious. We had a few meetings at that time. Moreover, she often takes the lead, which once again shows that she is very independent. She once said something that I didn’t really understand and fully agree with until now.

"If we don't hang out together often while we are in school, wait until we go to work, wait until we get married and have children, then we won't have time." Yes, only now that I have gone to work have I truly realized that the life of high school How pure and deep the friendship is, this is the true friendship that knows the roots of each other. At the same time, it is quite difficult to date high school classmates. This further proves that I was so stupid at the time.

During college, there will be several high school reunions. At the party, I met her again. I still remember how casual I was at that time. Other people were dressed brightly at class reunions, but I was still wearing the same shabby cotton-padded jacket I had in high school, a tattered cotton-padded jacket that could no longer be worn, but it still didn’t stop me from making some coquettish remarks. He looks like a stinky dick.

I remember not chatting much with her, just a few simple greetings, but there was still joy for her in my eyes. Then we went to Leermei Milk Tea Shop, which we frequented at that time. We all sat down and chatted, having a great time, and this time, I took photos. After this time, I feel that we should really let go of those innocent little emotions back then.

It seemed like we met again at night, because she did me a favor. Her friend snatched a certain Mi mobile phone that was very difficult to snatch back then, and gave this opportunity to me. I said New Year’s Eve Go back and treat her to dinner. So we met again during the Chinese New Year, and at that time, we went to the Leermei milk tea shop. I ordered fast food. I remember she was a little reluctant at the time, so she just ate this?

I know that she has no objection in her heart, and I also feel that this place is familiar, so I just feel casual (actually it’s just picking! She deserves to be single for a hundred years!).

Sitting facing each other, her temperament has changed a lot. She has become mature, intellectual, and gentle. I don't know if this is an illusion, but it is true that she didn't even raise her voice a little bit that time. She carried a bag of cosmetics she had just bought. I teased her and she said that women still need to know how to take care of themselves. Hey, it’s really changed, it’s really impressive. But I always feel that the distance between us has become farther.

She was a few blocks ahead of me. The mature ones become more mature, and the naive ones remain naive.

Gradually, the contact became less and less, and the impression became more and more blurred. But her smile, her naughtiness, her shrewdness and her straightforwardness are still deep in my memory and are indelible.

To this day, I still like to call him by that nickname. And as evidence, she liked that nickname very much. Stick.

To this day, I can still hear her silver bell-like laughter, and I feel happy every time I hear it. I really enjoy hearing her laugh and watching her laugh.

To this day, I can still feel the burning sensation when she hit me, on my back and joy in my heart.

The last time I chatted with her was on her wedding day. She invited me over, but I was far away in Chongqing. In fact, there is more or less an escape mentality.

Am I not as generous as I thought? However, I wish her the best from the bottom of my heart that she can find her own brother Jing and her own happiness.

Now they have the fruit of their love, and they are often seen showing off their affection in the circle of friends. Although she endured the 100,000 points of critical damage that single dogs often encounter, I was really happy for her. I often think that it must be very interesting to live with this "Ronger"-like girl.

Think about it, if you can hear her iconic laughter, what troubles in the world can't disappear?