Humorous sentences that make fun of their poverty.

"I may be short of money. I was so short of money that I had to take out a coin in my pocket. " Today, Bian Xiao compiled some humorous sentences to mock their poverty for your reference. Let's have a look!

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Humorous sentences that make fun of their poverty.

1. Year after year, the Spring Festival is coming. Last year, I had money but no time. This year, I have neither time nor money.

I have no money. I can't have anything to love you. But I will love you with my life.

You can't buy happiness with money, because you have no money.

People who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.

Don't talk about being poor, because no one gives you money for no reason.

6. It's time to pay the rent again. What can I do without money? It's up to you. Just be gentle.

7. The so-called holiday means being suspected at home and going out without money.

8. No one is so arrogant that no one knows you.

9. Smiling shows poverty.

10. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

1 1. Being poor is a kind of courage, and pretending to be poor is a kind of skill. I am not only poor, but also good at pretending. Let me pretend a few waves for you.

12. I heard someone say today that power+money = man. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

13. Bad guy, sweet mouth, long kowtow, no money.

14. Money is yours if you spend it, and it doesn't necessarily belong to anyone if you don't spend it.

15. How did I spend this month without money? I cried when I was poor.

16. Born in poverty, I have too many feelings about poverty, so I hope you and I can get rid of poverty.

17. From penniless at the beginning of the year to nothing at the middle of the year, the debt at the end of the year is heavy. This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself angry.

18. You can travel all over the world with money, but you can't move without money.

19. I'm so poor recently that I have no money. Faced with such a life, how should I live in the future? No stable job, no good income and time, for God's sake.

20. Dreams are shattered, and only dirt can be eaten.

2 1. Inappropriate is poor, no feeling is ugly, love at first sight is beauty, and deliberate is money. That is the reality.

22. No matter how handsome, poor and incompetent a man is, if he abandons the beauty of a woman and doesn't obey the rules, he is still a bitch.

23. The northwest wind is quite strong recently, so I'm not hungry.

24. Everything in this world is useful, including money, clothes and food, but a heart is the most useless. It's really hard to change your heart.

I beg you to marry me, although I have no car, no house, no money and no diamond ring. But I, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will be your crutch.

26. Shout Qian Jie, I love you and protect your safety!

Thank you for taking me to eat and drink these two days. You know I have no money recently, and I am in a hurry to pay the bill. I know you love me deeply. Wait until I fall asleep

28. People must get used to living under pressure. Don't keep the pressure in your heart.

29. Money is very important. Without it, you won't be confident, and it's even harder to move. Today, you bought all your spare money in stocks and waited for it to bloom two years later.

30. It's the end of the month. Too poor. The poor have only money left.

3 1. Girl I have no face, no figure, no money and no power, but girl I am domineering, and I have a style you don't have.

32. Love is not enough, money is put together, and a group of dogs are behind money. Without money, the road to society is difficult.

33. Poverty is the best contraceptive. Love can't be enough, and love can't help.

34. I am busy being a film emperor and earn a group performance.

35. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot of things. All the growling, melodramatic and depressing are due to lack of money and love. Young people should hurry to make money. It's cold, so it's most important to buy a down jacket.

As far as my rags are concerned, grandma on the roadside hides when she sees me.

37. With money, you are still superficial; No money can make you so cheap.

38. I am a fool, a scum, a funny state, no money, no looks, no height, no object.

When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

40. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

Humorous copywriting that mocks one's poverty.

1. Forget it. The WiFi next door is off. I'll return my phone to my friend. Wash and sleep!

2. I'm not a cutie who spends fifty dollars for a long time. Now I must think carefully about spending five dollars.

When I fall in love with someone, I deeply feel what is the inferiority caused by poverty.

I just slapped my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.

I wonder whether it is better to eat dirt at noon or drink northwest wind.

According to my many years' experience, the northwest wind is very strong and sensitive after eating teeth. The southeast wind needs to drink more water because it is salty.

It's going to rain soon, so be sure to find two newspapers quickly, or they will be uncovered at night.

9. Growing up, my best trick was to make money disappear!

10. I hardly speak now. silence is golden.

1 1. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen, stop looking, only we can eat at home.

12. Don't chew Flammulina velutipes. You can still eat it when you pull it out and wash it tomorrow.

13. Every time my neighbors say I hate it because I am poor.

14. Others are waiting for the express delivery, only I am waiting for them to open the express delivery carton. Don't ask me why, because I also want to make some money.

15. Every time my neighbor says I hate it because I am poor.

16. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

17. I should eat dirt this month. Seeing the sudden heavy rain, I improved my food. I not only ate dirt, but also drank soup.

18. Poverty makes me immune, and wealth makes me think too much.

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20. I can't sleep every day, my wallet is not full, and I can't afford mink. So far, I have earned 200 million yuan, one memory and one amnesia.

2 1. If I had known that life was so hard, I would have saved money from kindergarten.

22. The biggest worry at present is that economic ability can't keep up with aesthetic ability.

23. I hate that you two are short of money!

I forgot my bank card password.

25. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

26. Dreaming that you are poor is not a dream at all.

27. The baby is long, the baby is short, and the baby doesn't care if he has no money.

28. It turns out that I'm not the only one who poured water after using shampoo!

29. I can't even move now I move too much and get hungry too fast.

30. I count on my fingers. Wuxing is short of houses, cars and money in his life.

3 1. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal thing is lack of money.

32. That handsome guy named RMB hasn't asked me out for a long time.

33. The southeast wind today seems to have no food again!

34. I don't want to chat recently, I have no money, and I don't talk hard.

I bought an island recently. Welcome to my poor island.

36. Asking yourself how poor you can be is like finding a dollar of steel.

37. I'm Kawakami Tomie's sister Kawada!

38. Forget it, the mobile phone should be returned to the counter.

39. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal thing is that I have no money!

40. At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen, Don't look, only we can eat at home.

Talk about poking fun at yourself for being poor.

1, the deformed rice came to see me in the village.

2. When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.

3. The task is over. Now I am not what I was two hours ago. I am too poor to sleep.

4. Don't dare to bring symbols when typing, for fear of wasting traffic.

It is better to borrow a bucket from the poor than to ask the rich for a bite.

Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

7. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.

8. If you can lie at home on weekends, you will be hungry if you exercise too much.

9. I wonder if there is any work in the nearby construction site. I want to try. ...

10, no, no more ovens. You are already a poor man.

1 1. Actually, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "who knows that every meal is hard" has made me like this.

12, today I heard someone say that power and money = people. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

13, leggings make me wear miniskirts!

14, my idea is simple, earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

15, I am so hungry that I really want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

16, making money is an ability. Spending money is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

17, lack of money can be seen from a distance.

I met my old classmate in the street today. He was so poor that he threw a dollar into my bowl.

19, you are an angel in the devil, and this way breaks my heart.

20. I don't care whether he is poor or not when I make friends. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.

2 1, all failures are more insignificant than losing your own failures.

22. I have never seen much money in my life when my wallet is really poor.

23. In the evening, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Don't look, only we can eat at home.

24. My wallet didn't meet expectations. I have no confidence in speaking. Compared with last year, the next two months are too hard, too tired and have no money. I am so desperate.

25. Because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to a food stall, and she thinks you are real enough.

Only young people are still crying for love, and we adults are only crying for poverty.

27. I can't solve anything that money can solve.

28. The mouse came to my house crying.

29, all dare not go to the toilet, afraid that nutrition can't keep up.

30, remember not to bow your head, double chin will be obvious.

3 1, what should I do? I want to change my mobile phone. My baby has no money. My baby may eat dirt.

32. Li Jiaqi can earn tens of millions by staying up late, and I earn two dark circles by staying up late.

33. My spending limit is only fifty.

What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

35. You can live well with money, and you can live well without money. Poverty can also be happy. The key is to see if you have a happy attitude.

36. The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. This is absolutely correct. In today's society, it is really difficult to move without money. Money is full of opportunities.

37. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice.

38. They all said: Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

39. For the unborn four gold gluttons, I may be willing to eat the soil.

40. All my moods and moods now are because I have no money, I have no money, and I lack money.