Tell a funny story about urging marriage.

What are the jokes that urge marriage? The following is a collection of signatures of some classic quotations about forced marriage, to see how unhappy everyone is about it.

First, an interesting talk about urging marriage.

1. The news that I haven't arrived home has come. Should I consider getting off midway?

2. I feel more and more dedicated and dare not take a holiday because I can't force my mother.

I have heard of urging marriage before, but this year I really saw this big battle and I was scared to run away.

When I grow up, I find it so bad. What are the meanings of urging marriage? I still want to surf by myself for a few years.

Tourism is so developed these days, please tell me if you are as afraid of being forced to get married at home as I am, so it is difficult to go out and hide.

Second, the classic quotations about forced marriage

1. Sometimes I find that the pressure from my parents is stronger than anything else. After all, it's endless, and you dare not refute it for fear of hurting them.

2. I was wronged by my parents and urged to get married. Why should I focus on marriage at such a young age? There are so many marriage tragedies these days that you are not afraid of misfortune.

3. Sometimes I am really helpless and irritable. I just want to explode in situ. I want to be with them and have a good talk, but three sentences can't be separated from my love life. What should I do?

It is said that in modern society, love is free and everything is free, but it really overestimates the elders at home. What freedom is there? Sometimes it's estimated that all you spit out are nails. You can't tell when it's stuck.

5. What I fear most during the Chinese New Year is relatives. Meeting you means when you got married, where you worked recently and what you did. Why do you dare to fool me when you say I'm the big boss? Now I can only be a man with my tail between my legs.

Third, personals.

1. I have been forced to get married, but I still want to live my own life, waiting for the destiny takes a hand's day, no matter how long, not for anyone or anything, just want to meet the right person in my life.

2. People, living in the present is the most important thing. There is a saying that the emperor is really in no hurry, and neither is the eunuch. You said I was in no hurry to make friends and get married. Why are so many people in the family in a hurry?

Perhaps the word we hate most these days is urging. After all, we are urged to make progress at work, and it takes time to get married when we go home. When we get married, we have to have children, and when the children have a second child.

Children in China are always worried by their parents. When they are young, they are worried about their study. When they grow up, they worry about their jobs. After that, they began to worry about getting married and having children. This year's second child policy, they began to worry about why you didn't have a second child.

It's not that you can't find a woman and a man to get married these days, but it's very difficult to find a suitable one who can accompany you for a lifetime. If you are not careful, you will get married twice, and it is useless to rush. You still have to be careful again.