Talk about super funny qq space

1, it hurts to see you smiling at others.

You will become stronger one day, so powerful that people who laugh at you are afraid!

Not all smiles are sincere, and not all persistence is easy.

If I can't move one day, please leave me in Guli's cloakroom.

I am such a stubborn person that I don't do my summer homework until I die.

6. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

7. Life is like a catwalk: one left and one right.

8. School, although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

9. Don't give up your old friends easily. Because you can't find anyone else to replace him. Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.

10, there are many statements with only one purpose.

1 1, my period is coming. People who go out for a ride look at me and don't know my blood until I come back. Don't like it!

12. When you talk to some people, you really have to forgive them 800 times a minute before you can continue talking to them.

13, never dare to take a female driver's car next time. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes.

14, I lose weight every day except during meals, and you also said that I have no perseverance.

15, as long as you dare to treat me as a game and watch me abuse you to death.

16. One small step makes a long regret. Wake up the dreamer in one word and steal the cow once.

17, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, I can't have both, and I left.

18, build roads by yourself, dig other people's roads, and let others build roads with me.

19, junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you were still lying there when I knew the truth.

2 1, waking up is one thing, getting up is another.

22, going out must be Huoxiang Zhengqi water! Trustworthy!

23. Children's Day is actually a holiday to fool us. There are gifts that can't be received and gifts for others.

24. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!

25. Where has all the time gone? Time has boiled the rain.

26. I just put salt on your wound because I'm hungry.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

28. People say that I only like today, but how many tomorrows have become today.

29. If you want to marry Big Wolf, your father must be Li Gang.

30. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum. It is full of pain, and it is outrageous for a long time. The most important thing is that I can't stop.

3 1, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

Edison once went out to play with a couple and came back to invent the light bulb.

As long as you are happy, I will hold your hand and bravely take you there.

35. Eason Chan's Ten Years sang the voice of every fat paper: I want to be thin and shed tears.

36. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

38. I only wish that in the next life, you are a tree, and I am a vine wrapped around you, and vines are wrapped around trees.

39. People who like you want your gift. People who love you will give you the future.

40. The three words that touched me the most in the world: I brought you delicious food. I treat you to delicious food. I will take you to eat delicious food!

4 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

42, teenagers don't discharge to me, I am not an insulator.

43. We should be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper and an educated lady.

44. Just because I saw you one more time, I can only explore the road with crutches from now on.

45. I visit myself three times a day. What should I eat for breakfast? What's for lunch? What would you like for dinner?

46. Women conquer men with stockings. Men conquer banks with silk stockings.

47. This fairy pinch refers to a calculation. About 80% of the children's papers in China make up their homework this evening.

48. My youth has been devoted to compulsory education.

49. In my eyes, except death. All leaving is betrayal.

Do you know why people are more beautiful than flowers? Because words are not as beautiful as mouths.

5 1, if you don't work hard now, I'll play with you in the future. If you don't work hard now, you won't give yourself strength in the future.

Push-ups and sit-ups are stupid and confusing.

53. Accounting and medicine are a perfect match. One seeks money, the other kills.

54. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm beautiful? Not obvious.

56. China's holiday principle: what is owed must be paid back eventually.

You just want to use the rest of me, don't you? Sorry, I still have his heart.

Looking back, that man is the father of the child.

59. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

60. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

6 1, seeing you, it feels like being at the scene of a car accident.

62, a gun to dry you to heaven, you shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

I want to announce to the world that your summer homework has been contracted by me.

64. A buddy's daughter-in-law was pregnant yesterday. When she saw me today, she was singing: I planted a seed and finally bore fruit. Today is a great day.

65. If you believe in someone or something, don't give up.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

67. You laughed at my boyfriend being robbed. I pity you. What I don't want is a prostitute!

68. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

69. What's the use of having me? I can't laugh. What's the use of ruining me? I won't lose my arrogance.

70. I like reading. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

7 1, don't always shout that the world has abandoned you and the world doesn't belong to you.

72. We can never go beyond time, but we will move on.

73, a' good' let me turn over a lot of colorful bubbles in my heart. Look, I'm not as cold as you see.

74. You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

75. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

76. Life is an impromptu performance. There are no dreams that cannot be realized, only those who don't wake up early.

77. If Tencent Weibo is a vegetable vs a zombie, then Sina Weibo is an angry bird.

78. Rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and get some money to hold a money field.

79. I don't think I lack anything. Come to think of it, there is nothing.

80. I hope someone can take care of Russia, just as you take care of yourself!

8 1, school is a deceptive place, it is called "learn to laugh", but it still makes us sad all day!

82. You are the best among scum and the beast among beasts!

83. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

84. I just get a little nervous occasionally, and then I don't want to talk to anyone for no reason.

85. The prince chased out of the palace, picked up 43 yards of glass shoes on the ground and lost in thought.

86. I came to this country in tears and tried to go home in tears!

87. For foodies, koi fish of the lotus pond wants to stew.

Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.

89. I am not a madman who loves you, and you are not a fool who understands me.

90. I tell you, don't quarrel with fools, or in the end, you won't know who is a fool.

9 1, the most terrible thing in the world is not dreaming that I fell asleep in the examination room, but that I did fall asleep in the examination room after waking up.

92. Remember what Zhou Chongguang said: "Even the last cockroach in my family has left. The last thing he said before he left was" I can't stand it ".

Sister, I have a stomachache. It's okay. Let's leave now. Brother will lend you a sanitary napkin.

94. If a woman is willing to go all out, she will certainly go further than a man.

95. If the society is not social, you must be sharp, not rogue, and you must be steady.

96. You turned around at 1 to scare a row of professors' education buildings. You turned around at 2 o'clock, and the landslide flowed backwards. You turned around at 3 o'clock, Halley's comet hit the earth, and you turned around at 4 o'clock to play table tennis.

97. It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

98. It is instinct to lose your temper, but it is skill to put it away.

99. When the whole world treats you as a joke. All you have to do is. Try to turn it into a funny joke.

100, my heart is like that cookie, I can't help you break and soak it!

10 1, why are you a child? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

102, I have been hurt to pieces, and there is no way to be nice to you.

103, I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She shouted: Your deskmate is the pig!

104, when people don't have umbrellas, it rains, and they always get wet.

105. Recently, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Jiro as your master.

106, I want to give a bad review to my future mother. The delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet.

107, is there such a person that a short message can make you smile?

108, smoking is an art of life. Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

109, the house and villa are nothing, and the grave is the eternal home.

1 10, the fish lived in the tears of water, but died in the arms of the chopping board.

1 1 1. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

1 12, you never know how anxious you are when you send messages slowly.

1 13, 72 hours of gold, not only Ya 'an, but also our feelings.

114,8000 meters, the coast is seven centimeters blue, who cares if you are sincere in the depths of the ocean?

Each of us is a person, the love of our lives.

1 16. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "he". After breaking up, I became "it".

1 17. During the summer vacation, the Chinese teacher assigned us a composition called "Thinking that a person is happy". Excuse me, should I write this composition?

1 18, pig head, you are my moon pig girl, and you are my sunshine.

1 19, I want you to be a shining psycho in mediocre memory.

120, class is like listening to the teacher sing a sleep song!