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Personalized signatures that thousands of people like.

1. Forget the sour taste of love, you just need to remember the smell of money.

Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

We can't satisfy everyone. Many things are like eating. Six or seven points is enough, don't insist.

It's not luck and opportunity that hold you up, but your countless hesitations!

5. The rest of my life. It's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan, and some people spend their whole lives pursuing the illusory dusk. The rest of my life is long, so don't panic.

6. Nothing, anyone needs you to stay up until after midnight, and nothing can change your health. Remember, you can only live for a lifetime.

7. If you want to get sweet love, you must first make yourself worthy-otherwise, empty envy is just a dream except pain.

8. Always expecting, always disappointed, life is not always like this, vulgar and tasteless, elegant and frivolous.

9. Get along with people: If you respect me, I will respect you. You ignore me, and I ignore you. It's that simple! Don't be used to ungrateful people; Don't feed your ungrateful heart.

10. Life is nothing more than looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.

1 1. The greatest weakness of human nature is not greed or cowardice, but that everything is perfect.

12. You are young and romantic. You can worry about money, face and figure, but don't bend over for feelings.

13. The friendship between women begins with * * * hating a woman and ends with * * * liking a man.

14. Everyone is waiting for you to grow up, but no one grows up with you, and no one cares how you grow up.

15. Don't waste your youth waiting for someone you shouldn't wait for in the name of your soul mate. In this world, some people and things are more touching than love.

16. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

17. We feel unhappy because we are not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".

18. Once life is busy, there is no time to express any emotions. When you are sad, sleep as soon as the quilt is covered, and move on when you wake up.

19. The circle is different, so there is no need to strengthen integration. Don't make do with it.

20. What you will never forget is not someone, but yourself who fell in love with it and was desperate.

2 1. If I treat you like you treat me, I'm afraid you have already left. Therefore, regardless of family, friendship and love, we always look at things from another angle. If you were me, you might not be as generous as me!

Fortunately, I love to laugh, so life is not so bad.

23. No matter who you are too enthusiastic about, you will increase the probability of not being cherished. If there is no excessive joy, there will be no extreme sadness. -Osamu Dazai's "Human Disqualification"

24. Life is so short, don't be wronged to become what others like. Be happy when you should be happy, and vent when you want to. To live a good life, the first thing is to live for yourself.

25. Don't go with the flow, don't sell yourself short, do what you like and earn the money you like.

26. People who care too much are not suitable for falling in love and buying food.

27. I can like you, but I can't. Friendship can't be faked, and I don't like to make do. You can't bow your head in love and you don't like to make do.