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Critical words for villains

1. How can a gentleman get rid of the villain? The villain is like grass and survives.

2. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

3. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

4. Please roll up into a round ball and leave.

5. Wipe the shit out of your eyes and see clearly who is speaking.

6. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

7. The villain has no integrity and abandons the basics and pursues the weak. I am happy to think about it, and I am angry to think about it.

8. Your appearance and IQ are quite Korean.

9. I wish your boyfriend will always be electric.

10. If the little donkey doesn’t speak, are you treating me as a snoop?

11. There is a kind of person who has to be pointed in the nose to scold him before he knows that he is being scolded.

12. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch.

13. The abandoned baby of the Everest Snowman, the murderer of clogged septic tanks.

14. The shamelessly large loudspeaker is the shame of the Eskimos.

15. A gentleman is likened to righteousness, and a villain is likened to benefit.

16. It’s not as good as the chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

17. Are you out of your mind? It’s still 100° boiling water.

18. I feel like you are like two pigs, because one pig cannot describe your stupidity.

19. God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.

20. Don’t just talk about your father and your mother. What will happen if you are so filial?

21. The waste from your cells will pollute the air of society and corrupt the social atmosphere.

22. Your whole family is not mainstream, your mother? Zinying? To make.

24. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

25. What apology? False comfort! Get away from me!

26. If you are sick, you treat them. Don’t come to me. I am not a veterinarian.

27. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply, well, you are really 13.

28. It’s good to know what you are.

29. Your face is longer than your pelvis.

30. Wear low-cut clothes and leopard prints all day long. You look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

31. Gentlemen are harmonious but not uniform; villains are harmonious but not harmonious.

32. Do you think that everyone in the world is your mother and has to give way to you everywhere?

33. The beauty of a gentleman is not the evil of a man. The villain is on the contrary.

34. You think you are a handsome guy, but you are simply a monster.

35. A slap will knock you to the wall and you won’t be able to buckle it off.

36. You have a pair of eyes that look down upon others. It is said that dog eyes look down upon others!

37. A gentleman does not compare himself with others, while a villain does not compare himself with others.

38. If I say that you are a fool, I will praise you.

39. It’s not that I look down on you, but that I don’t care about you at all.

40. Your dad should have held back in the first place. Why didn’t he shoot you against the wall?

41. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet a dung beetle one day, so you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

42. The virtue of a gentleman, the virtue of a villain, and the wind on the grass will die.

43. Those who look sharp but have a soft heart are like villains, are they like thieves who pass through the tunnel?

44. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character. You never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will.

45. If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

46. How dare I touch you? I’m afraid that I will impoverish myself by buying hand sanitizer.

47. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

48. It’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone brag in such a fresh and refined manner.

49. The hippopotamus crushed by Noah’s Ark, the new volcanic vent.

50. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the most noble thinking. It never tries to break away from thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation effortlessly.

51. Today’s young people really don’t know what to say. If you give them cow dung, they will rub it on their faces.

52. You rely on mountains to fall, and rivers to dry up. You can watch chickens die and dogs turn upside down.

53. The most useless thing in the world is your salary slip. If you look angry, you may wipe it too thin.

54. Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.

55. Don’t think you are cool, in fact I want to vomit when I see you; don’t think you are handsome, in fact I want to kick you!

56. These two lips are like a big plate.

57. Don’t show off in front of me like you’re worth 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, just put on a pose and show off!

58. The villain is sleepy and galloping, but the young man is energetic and energetic. The world's affairs are settled, so why should I follow Ru Cao?

59. Don’t walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

60. The beauty of a gentleman is not the evil of a man, but the villain is.

61. The world is as big as the one you lack.

62. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

63. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

64. Before I met you, I didn’t judge people by their appearance.

65. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face?

66. If I throw a bone to a dog, it will wag its tail at me. Who are you?

67. My deep love for you cannot be put into words, except for "go away".

68. If you say you can do something, if you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.

69. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

70. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

71. After all, this is not a society where people love bitches, so you’d better restrain yourself.

72. The spit spit is more deadly than SARS.

73. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on you because it would be disgraceful to your beauty...

74. Whole The smell of low-quality perfume is all over your body and you are leaning towards a man. Who is looking at you twice?

75. Son, go back and see if your mother is at home. If she is not at home, she will kill you by turning on G.

76. There are many kinds of villains. There is a difference between "villains" and "villains". There are good villains and bad villains. The villains are the people who are good. Some people will use scheming to do good things on the surface, that is, secretly do evil things, pretend not to know anything, and feel very happy inside. Such people are despicable and bad.

77. Go back and take a thorough bath! My sister will give you 10 pounds of perfume to cover up the scum smell on your body.

78. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black.

79. Please respect yourself.

80. You look really sorry for the whole world. I really don’t know how your parents had a genetic mutation and gave birth to you.

81. If you know you are in an airport, walk in a hidden place. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know.

82. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others.

83. Hypocrisy can never become true by virtue of its growth in power.

84. If you learn to be sincere, I think the people around you will no longer vomit after you turn around.

85. You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big.

86. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer. You can go and answer, why, you resigned from there.

87. If the other person scolds you, you can reply, but please don’t talk and spit at me. I didn’t get paid and can’t afford wet wipes.

88. The humus that has been deposited for thousands of years is a primitive species that scientists do not dare to study.

89. There is a gentleman who is not benevolent, but there is no villain who is benevolent.

90. Don’t look up. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break.

91. If you are too lazy to pay attention to him, then you will keep silent. When he asks you why you are silent, you say that a dog bites me, but I cannot bite a dog.

92. You really shake the tree like a worm, how easy is it?

93. A gentleman cherishes virtue, while a villain cherishes earth; a gentleman cherishes punishment, while a villain cherishes favor.

94. Your visibility is about as wide as the card slot of an ATM bank.