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1. You take your wooden bridge, and I'll take my invincible widened and bright crassus Yangguan Road.

2. When I was a child, someone in the same village called me an ugly duckling. I felt very happy, because I will become a white swan when I grow up. But unexpectedly, now they call me ugly duck.

3. Compare your grades when you are young, and compare your salary when you grow up. Now you have to compare your steps when you walk. Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!

I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together!

I didn't want to buy a bottle of liquid foundation for 500 yuan, so I drank three bottles of liquid foundation for one meal.

6. One of my colleagues is allergic to mutton. His face was swollen when he ate mutton, so everyone took him with him every time he ate mutton kebabs. The more swollen his face is, the more authentic his mutton is.

7. Always respected RMB, didn't steal, didn't rob, didn't.

8. Everyone else spends money before and after, and I will spend money next month.

9. To be a koala in the next life, sleep for 20 hours, eat for 2 hours and stay in a daze for 2 hours every day. This is the perfect life!

10. The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, why? Allergic to this knowledge point?

1 1. I am pregnant, I can swim, quarrel, I beat myself, get married?

12. As for the object, I am a good-looking type. Although you will think I am ugly at first, I will put up with it after watching it for a long time.

13. If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hopes.

14. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

15. Add me now. Don't let us be lonely because of your cowardice.

16. With the vest line, I changed from gummy bear to hard bear, so I stopped practicing.

17. It's okay to drop your phone so many times. Later, I thought my height saved it.

18. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.