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I forgot my key. Tell me about those people who forgot their keys when I came home.
When I forgot my key, when I heard the fire alarm, when I was shopping in the supermarket, when flowers fell from the treetops, all these were the times when I thought of you.
I can't stand myself. I've had trouble with my keys recently. I either forgot my key or took the wrong key, which is a precursor of Alzheimer's disease.
4. Humble, I forgot to bring my mask and key when I went out. Fortunately, because the collar is too long, I am embarrassed to walk in the community like a street mouse.
5. I misremembered the working time in the morning and went to school early, only to find that I left my key at the office door and waited for a while.
6, with a mask, with a mask and forgot to bring the key. Being locked out of the door alive seems to have been closed for too long and needs to go out for a stroll.
I forgot my key when I went out in the middle of the night. I can only ask the locksmith to save me. After entering the door, I found that Sister Cat was afraid of being invisible.
8. Forgot my ID card, lawyer's card, key, computer, endless cycle.
9. I forgot my key when I went out. I used to be smart. What's wrong with this memory? I'm preparing for the big exam. It's still like this. It's hard.
10, forgot my key the day before yesterday, and forgot my mobile phone today. When did I forget myself? I am so confused and tired every day.
1 1, suddenly want to cry. Why did I forget my key? I can't cook, and I didn't eat rice. The person who sent the key came by bike after dinner, and only gave me a key at first. It's so annoying
12, I was so excited to go out that I forgot my key. Fortunately, my mother saved my life, sent the key back and scolded me. Ha ha ha, I'm dead. This is the second time I have forgotten my key when I go out.
13, I forgot my mobile phone in the morning and didn't bring my key in the afternoon. I'm sorry, my daughter, but you must be hungry tonight, and your mother will sleep in the street.
14, the moment you close the door, remember to forget your key and not close the door yourself.
15, I forgot my key today. I talked to my cat at the door for an hour when I went back, and I didn't teach it to open the door for me. What a stupid cat.
16, the beginning of the animal year was so unfortunate, and I, from the day I forgot my home key, felt that the whole person began to go bad.
17, I forgot my key when I went out, and I wandered around all afternoon, but! I finally realized the rapid decline of milk tea.
18, I forgot my key and mask when I went out. The locksmith has been driving for ten minutes.
19, as a person who often forgets his keys. I miss the days when my friends lived near my home.
20. recklessness will only make you look stupid, so you must change it-you forgot to bring your key home again, and you forgot to bring your charger when you went back to get the cheating key.
2 1, I just stayed downstairs for more than 20 minutes without wearing a mask and had an allergic reaction. It's too difficult for me. Just got up and took the medicine. Ah, I forgot my key when I went out. After drinking coke, I have a bad stomachache. It's too difficult for me.
22. After opening it, I ran down to return the key and forgot to bring it. Go upstairs. Go upstairs. The dormitory is on the eighth floor.
23. Hahahaha forgot to bring my keys when I went out. When my family left, I squatted outside and brushed wb. Who didn't say a word after reading it?
I forgot my key when I went out. My brain is getting worse. But the sunset today is really beautiful.
I convinced myself that I was almost late and forgot my key.
26, finally can press the smart door lock, no longer have to worry about forgetting the key.
27. I am so stupid that I die once a day. Today's stupidity is considered smart enough to forget my key. I had a brainwave and called an errand boy to deliver the key. This is the first time to run errands. It's still such a big deal that the address of the takeaway is directly used on the house number. Now I'm waiting for the lock-changing master to send this long-remembered Weibo.
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